Alien Ohana Extensions:

Chip's New Look

Chapter 3: Girl Issues

Chip was waiting for Jumba to make his diagnosis. Draco and Morph had carried his unconscious body to Lilo's house. Lilo, Nani, and Pleakley were pretty shocked at Chip's 'condition.' Stitch, Draco, and Morph were having a hard time containing there laughter. Even Jumba was giggling a bit. Finally Jumba's computer finished processing data and printed out a sheet of paper. Jumba ripped out the paper and read it. "Well I probably should have expected this," he said. "Expected what?" asked Lilo. "Hair formula that 6-2-9 made was great success but he underestimated one side-effect. The formula has slightly strong amount of female hormones. In most other people, their natural hormones would have overwritten the formula's hormones. But 6-2-9 had no hormones to begin with so the hormones overwrote him." "How could Chip not have any hormones?" asked Nani. "Because 6-2-9 was genderless," said Jumba. This raised a few eyebrows and the other experiments were fighting to keep a straight face. "He's genderless?" said Pleakley. "Well previous form was close to male gender but not strong enough to fight off female hormones." "In other words," said Stitch. "Chip got the cooties." Draco and Morph couldn't hold it anymore and they burst out laughing with Stitch joining in. Chip was not amused at all. "Can you change me back?" he asked through gritted teeth. "Yes but would take 96 hours," said Jumba. "96 HOURS! THAT'S FOUR DAYS!" screamed Chip. "Yes but this is much better disguise than previous form for living on earth so you might try to enjoy it." "I know what we can do," said Lilo. "Let's throw a slumber party." Draco, Stitch, and Morph were still laughing. "A girls-only slumber party," added Lilo. "Pleakley's the only boy allowed. And we can't keep calling you Chip, people will be suspicious. Let's call you… Chixie till you change back." The other experiments laughed again and Jumba had to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing. "One more thing," said Jumba. "6-2-9 or 'Chixie' as she's now called has some female instincts that could cause some trouble." "Like what?" asked Chixie. Suddenly her eye turned pink and she walked over to Draco. "Aren't you a handsome dragon," she purred. Chixie snapped out of her trance and screamed, "Ahh! Make me stop!" Draco meanwhile had been inexplicably frozen in ice. Morph tried to thaw him out with his tongue but it got stuck and the rest of Morph followed after. "Nani, why don't you go shopping for stuff for the slumber party? I need to take my new cousin to hula class," as she dragged Chixie out the door with Stitch following.

At hula class Chixie got reacquainted with the other hula girls. She did pretty well and managed to bribe Myrtle to come to the slumber party along with her friends. Lilo got Victoria to come and whispered Chixie's 'condition' to her. Stitch had gone to tell the other experiments what happened and gave invitations to the female experiments. Draco and Morph had thawed and they snuck off to Gantu's ship. They somehow got the big dummy to listen to them. Draco told what happened to Chip and mentioned there was going to be a girls-only slumber party. "I need you and 6-2-5 to help me and a few brave recruits to crash the party." "Why do want to crash the party?" asked Gantu. "Nobody keeps Draco from a party and gets away with it." "Who are the other recruits?" asked Gantu. "Morph, Stitch, Jumba, Yang, Richter, DeForestator, and Kixx," said Draco. "What will I get out of this," asked Gantu. "$70 and three experiment pods," said Draco. "Deal," said Gantu. "I'll get 6-2-5 to help too. Now what is the plan?"