A/N (Super Ceech) Hope you like this chapter, folks! MoonLightWolf helped me out with the beginning so say thanks to her too! Now, for some good ol' Inuyasha and Sango! (A lot of you guessed this would be the next one...good job!)

"Kaze no Kizu!"

"Hiraikotsu!"

"Take this!"

Three cries rang out into the air as the attacks sliced through the air towards their target.

Naraku laughed gaily, and with ease, avoided both the bone boomerang and the Tetsusaiga's slash, which both flew off their routes and went barricading into the forests ahead. Glancing at the purity arrow heading his way, he merely stretched out a tentacle and whipped it right back.

The arrow then whizzed through the air, right back at its owner. Hmm... Kagome mused. I wonder why my arrow's getting closer and closer...

Splat.

Oh...that's why...ow...

She screamed collectively as she then clutching the arrow now embedded into her chest, stabbing her right through the heart. She collapsed back, her eyes half-lidded, her breathing shallow and forced. She lifted a weak hand, it trembling slightly. "I-Inu-Y-Yasha…"

"KAGOMEEE!" he howled out painfully. "Kagome! Live!"

"Inu…Yasha…" she coughed out. "You… You must… use the force…!"

He paused, blinking in confusion. "Huh?"

"The… The force - may the force b-be with you!" she wheezed. "I've always wanted to say th-"

She ceased speaking, as her hand dropped lifelessly to the ground.

"SHIT! Naraku is so dying! I never even got to get laid!" he cursed under his breath.

Naraku let out a fiendish laugh stolen from an Austin Powers movie, before shooting out a tentacle towards Shippou, who was crying on Kagome's lifeless body loudly. It pierced straight through him, causing him to shriek in pain, before slumping onto Kagome, dead.

"What the hell was that for, you bastard?!" Inuyasha spat out.

"Er…" Naraku scratched his head absentmindedly. "I don't know. For shits and giggles, I suppose."

Sango hissed a few obscene words under her breath as well, before she glanced to her sidelines, where Miroku was determinedly untying his prayer beads. "Houshi-sama! What the hell are you doing?! Those wasps will poison you!"

Miroku sighed heavily. "I must, Sango. Even with the fact that it doesn't help the situation at all, Naraku will avoid it, I'll die a meaningless death, and all my intellect and intuition is telling me not to, it's my obligation. It's just a cliché part of tragedy." He paused, before adding, "I love you, by the way."

Her eyes began to swim in tears, the substance sliding slowly down her pale cheeks, before dropping onto the ground. "Y-you do? I mean, I never believed you before, but since this is a confession on your virtual deathbed, I do now!"

"Yup! So… How should I do this…? I think I'll prove how knowledgeable the author is by shouting my attack in Japanese." He held out his hand, and tugged on the prayer beads again harshly, before they slid off. "Kazaana!"

Predictably, the wasps flooded straight into the wind tunnel, with Naraku unaffected.

Miroku winced in pain as the poison began to course through his body, and struggled as he kneeled to the ground, closing the air void. He then keeled over, twitching in pain, before his narrowed, pain-filled eyes closed for eternity, his chest no longing rising for a breath of air.

Sango choked out a heart-wrenching sob, as her tears once again fell, dropping onto Miroku's deathly face. "H-Houshi-sama! I love you! How can we defeat Naraku without you and Kagome?"

Naraku gave another cackle. "You think you can at all touch me? Hah! You're all far too bloody and injured! My darkness will fall over these lands like a bad power point presentation!"

"Damn..." Inuyasha muttered. To Naraku, he yelled, "If I knew what those were, you can bet I would be pissed to no end right now!"

Naraku let out a dark chuckle. "You couldn't hope to touch me, Inuyasha! You're nothing but a pathetic half-breed and I am superior to you because I have really feminine looks and deep manly voice!"

"He's got a point..." Inuyasha cursed.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-mmphmpftmph!" Naraku was cut off from his evil laughter as something large, white and fluffly was flung around his face from behind and tightened. Naraku flailed wildly, but soon grew limp, suffocated.

Inuyasha and Sango gaped as Naraku fell to the ground, revealing Sesshoumaru standing behind him with a disgusted look on his face.

"What a nuisance," Inuyasha's brother said with disdain as he regarded the evil villain at his feet. Throwing his fluffy at Jaken who appeared mysteriously beside him, he said, "Jaken, have Rin wash this when she wakes up from her nap."

"Couldn't I wash it, Master Sesshoumaru?" Jaken asked eagerly.

"Jaken, you haven't been allowed to wash my fluffy since the 'occurrence'," Sesshoumaru said blandly.

"Yes, Master Sesshoumaru, of course, Master Sesshoumaru," Jaken babbled before scurrying away.

"Now, I must take my leave," Sesshoumaru said, turning back to Inuyasha and Sango, flipping his hair over his shoulder. "I'll come back to fight you for your sword another day, Inuyasha. I'm just too lazy to do it today...and I must make sure that that pest Naraku didn't wake Rin up from her nap. Ta ta!"

Inuyasha and Sango stood in shock as Sesshoumaru stalked off. After a few moments, they suddenly seemed to remember that their soul mates were in the process of moulding after dying brutal and bloody deaths. Dashing over to their bodies and ignoring Shippo, Inuyasha and Sango proceeded to bawl over them.

"Oh, gaaaad!" Inuyasha cried. "How could this have happened?! How did I fail to protect you?! This can't be...!" He turned his head to the side so as not to see Kagome's shocked and pain-filled face frozen in death. "I never even got to tell you...that I...that I lo-whoa! Miroku was right! Sango DOES have a nice ass!"

Inuyasha couldn't help but stare. As Sango mourned over the dead monk, her rear danced in front of the dog demon's eyes. It was round, smooth...as much of an ass as an ass could be. The assedness was just unfathomable!

"Oh, Inuyashaaaa!" Sango wailed, flinging herself at him. "Miroku's dead; I don't know what to do! And Kohaku contracted that mysterious illness that no one knows about and died off in some unknown ditch on the other side of the world! I need to be consoled and comforted by you in our mutual grief and despair!"

Inuyasha wrapped his arms tightly around her. "I agree! This burden of unimaginable sadness is weighing down on me like one of those sandbag thingies they use on stages and such in the future, and my tears flow and burn down my cheeks like hot chocolate at its hottest! Oh, god, the pain! Do you understand my pain now that I've described it to you so fully using such descriptive comparisons?!"

"Oh! I understand as only I, the sharer of your immense and terrible grief can!" Sango said fervently.

"Oh, Sango..." Inuyasha's voice turned low and husky. "You truly understand me?" His face twitched. "I feel something coming on..." His face twitched again and his body let out a sharp jolt. "I think I've developed sudden and inexplicable love for you!"

Sango's body also let out a spasm. "You know...? Even though Miroku just confessed his love for me before he died, and I loved him back...I think I've just changed my mind! My love for him mustn't have been true..." Her eyes grew shifty. "Yeah, that's a good way to explain it... It's not inconsistent at all..."

"Will you be with me, Sango, for ever and ever and ever and ever and etcetera?" Inuyasha asked with fever and passion in his soulful deep golden/amber/any other shade of yellow eyes.

Sango's brown and warm eyes lit up and clasped his hands in hers as she gazed at him with hope. "I shall!" Glancing at Miroku's corpse, she said thoughtfully, "Somehow, I think my chances are better with you..."

"Then, let's take off, forget about our precious friends, and go make out in the well!" Inuyasha said, standing up with a determined expression on his face.

"Tee hee!" Sango giggled like a school girl, holding her fingers deviously in front of her mouth. "That's naughty, but so enticing! It will definitely cheer me up after witnessing this life-changing event! Nothing like a lip locking session with a good friend to forget about your true love's death! Uh...I mean..not-quite-true love's death..." Shifty eyes.

"Then let's go!" Inuyasha said, squatting down in Kagome's blood to offer Sango a ride on his back. Oh, by the way, Kirara somehow got killed in the middle of the battle. Shifty eyes.

"Oh, but Inuyasha!" Sango said in a high, flitty and flirtatious voice. "What about Kikyo? I thought you loved her...!"

Inuyasha let out a low chuckle. "No worries, San-San (like the spontaneous nickname?). Given the choice between her and you, it's so clear that'd my choice would be you! This relationship may be out of the blue, but make no mistake, the feelings I have for you are stronger than any I've ever felt for any other woman! ...Or pot..."

Sango giggled again. "Okay!" She hopped on Inuyasha's back and they leapt off together (their clothes stained in their friends/fake loves' blood) into the sunset, leaving their friends behind to grow cold and stiff in their own blood and to be ever forgotten by all who might've cared.

But Inuyasha and Sango had each other! So all's good, right? Right! They went off and made out in the bone-eater's well for the rest of eternity. Because the well is a place of immortality. Why? Because it is. So there.

The End.