Getting drunk can bring so much more

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Inuyasha!

"talking"

'thinking'

Your both stupid, but you did it.

Inuyasha looked up from is Tetsuiga as he heard the youkai growl loudly and start to move towards Kagome.

"Give me the jewel shards!" It growled as it sucked in air and blew liquid blue flames towards her.

Inuyasha's eyes went wide as he rushed over there, "GOME!" He yelled as he grabbed her around the waist and skidded over to Sango, who was getting ready with her Hiraikotsu.

He ran back over to the dragon and poked it with his sword. "Get lost you big ugly Lizard! Leave G'ome alone, or i'll give you such a beating!" He yelled as he carried out his relentless poking in the Dragon's backside.

The youkai felt a slight poke in its backside and craned his large neck behind him to witness a half breed poking him with a rather large and sharp looking sword. It seemed quite strange, even to him. He swiftly spun around and slashed at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha, had is tounge hanging out the corner of his mouth in concentration as he poked him a few more times, he never saw the demon as it turned and sent him flying back into a tree.

Kagome cried out his name and quickly ran over to him, Sango looked from the fallen hanyou to the slowly approaching dragon, she picked up her hiraikotsu and wung it rapidly at the approaching youkai, but unfortuantly it saw it coming causing it to spread its wings and take flight, closely missing the hiraikotsu which just nipped his wing.

Inuyasha slumped to the bottom with swirly eyes. "Owwww! That really hurt you meany!" He whimpered as he ran off to Miroku, who was shaking his staff around as it jingled.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha cried out.

Miroku turned around to see his friend close to tears, he quickly opened his arms to welcome Inuyasha into a hug.

Inuyasha ran straight into Miroku and wrapped his arms around his waist, Miroku quickly encased his little dog buddy in a warm, comforting hug.

"Miroku that ugly thing over there hurt me, go tell him off please." Inuyasha whispered , he inclined his head behind him, showing him were the youkai was.

Sango just stared wide eyes, that was quite cute for inuyasha, but it was just too funny. She gave a soft giggle, which turned into a light laugh which went into a full blown one, as she clutched at her stomach.

Kagome also found it rather funny, but she was more concerned that Inuyasha may have got hurt from the blow, he did hit the tree pretty hard.

She made her way towards them, slowly passing the youkai who was staring wide eyed at the scene infront of him that he never noticed her.

Miroku patted Inuyahsa on the back and gently let go of him. "Its alright Inuywasha i shall hurt that big ugly thing for you! Go to g'ome, she'll protect you." He puffed up his chest and made his way over to the stunned youkai.

Sango seeing that they had split quieted her laughter down to little chuckle and quickly ran over to Miroku to help dispatch the demon whils't it was stunned.

Kagome ran upto Inuyasha who was just standing ther rubbing his butt, still whimpering.

"Inu? Are you ok?" Asked kagome as she stopped infront of him.

Inuyasha raised his head to see kagome's big brown eyes straring into his with concern. He quickly smiled and wrapped her up in his arms and nuzzeled under her chin. "Hey gome! Inu's bottom hurt Gome!" He moaned.

Kagome stared into those gorgeous golden orbs and sighed, he looked so cute with a pout on his face, fluffy puppy ears dropping and softly rubbing his bum. "Aww, your so kawaii Inuyasha" She squeled as she squeezed him closer and patted his bum gently.

Inuyasha chuckled and held onto her tighter, that is until they heard a scream of 'Miroku' coming from Sango, they both quickly spun around only to find Miroku flying towards them, unconcious. Inuyasha hurried forward and held out his arms as Miroku flew into him, Inuyasha encirled his arms around him and cradled the still unconcious monk to his chest.

"Miroku? Miroku? Are you ok?" Inuyasha inquired while slighty shaking his friend awake.

But Miroku didn't stir.

Kagome rushed over to help the struggeling Sango fend off the powerful youkai.

Inuyasha began thinking off methods to wake Miroku. "Ummm, i could.. No that would hurt, umm... ew no nevermind. Ah ha!" He exclaimed, he quickly gathered some spit in his mouth and let it dangle out his slighty open lips till it dripped on Miroku, causing the slumbering Monk to scream and jump fall on the floor.

"Ewwww! Inu dat was just gross. Yucky!" He yelled as he roughly rubbed his face.

Inuyasha just softly chcukled then laughed then fell on the floor. "hehhehehehehhehe it worked! I hehehe Rock!" He giggled.

"Nuh huh, you're just yucky. Come on lets help the girlys." He called as he ran off to assist the struggling girls. With a still laughing Inuyasha crawling behind him.

Sango was trying but everytime she threw her hiraikotsu he just took flight and dodged it, same with Kagome arrows, they really needed the boys help.

"Sheesh, of all the time's to get drunk!" Sango panted as she caught her hiraikotsu after another close miss.

"I know, we could really do with Inuyasha, he could jump high enough to reach it, wait were's kiara?" Kagome asked, whilst looking around for the feline. "And Shippo?"

"They're over there." She pointed back towards the camp were there was a sleeping Kiara and a snoring shippo, surrounded by 3 sake bottles.

"What? Shippo's too young to drink!" She shouted.

Miroku skidded to a halt by Sango, "Hello!" He waved.

"Miroku? Are you ok now?" Sango asked, while searching for any bumps from the hit before.

"Teehee, that tickles! Im fine sango, Inu's coming, we will take care of ugly!" he boasted as he took a rather idiotic pose that made him look like a flamingo holding a stick.

Inuyasha finally crawled his way up to kagome and nuzzeled around her legs. Causing her to jump in fright. "Inuyasha! What are you doing!" She exclaimed blushing a deep red.

Inuyasha sat down, in his usual dog pose and just stared up at her. "Hello!" he waved.

"Come On you two, help us finish off this youkai!" Sango yel;led, once again throwing her hiraikotsu.

Inuyasha jumped up and scampered over to the tree he hit before to recover his sword.

"Inuyasha! Use the wind scar!" kagome shouted, while taking aim with her arrows.

Inu just scratched his head at the transformed sword in his hand, "wind scar?" He pondered aloud. The wind took from around his sword, in a swirl of blue causing Inuyuasha's eyes to widen in surprise, he shifted his sword to the direction of the batteling youkai and lifted it above his head, "Umm here it goes. Move!" He yelled, everyone quickly scampered out of the way. "Wind scar, i think.." he yelled while swinging his sword down.

The dragon didn't manage to turn around quick enough and was blasted to bits by the force, with a final yell of 'Nooo.'.

Kagome and sanog yelled in delight and rushed over to the shocked hanyou.

"Yes! Well done Inu!" Kagome squeled as she jumped on him, causing the sword to fall and Inuyasha to grab her butt to steady her as she wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck and kissed him. Sango and miroku slowly backed away from the scene, and walked back to the camp site. Shortly followed by a giggly Kagome and Inuyasha, who was still holding her up by the butt.

"hey Inu?" kagome asked as she twirled his bangs threw her fingers.

"yessss?" he purred.

"Can i go home? i got a test coming up shortly, you can come too."

"Sure."

"Really! Oh thanks you're the best!" She squeled and kissed him fully on the lips, causing Inu to stop to steady his balance. She moved her lips over his encouraging him to join her, he quickly caught on with her rythm as they both moved as one, kissing each other with there love, although kagome enjoyed kissing Inuyasha, this was just too chaste, she wanted to really express her love, so she hesentially poked her tongue out and ran at over Inuyasha bottom lip.

Inuyasha was having the time of his life, great position and he was kissing kagome, could it get any better! 'Wait what was that?' he pulled away from the kiss when he felt something wet slide over his lip, giving him a wierd but nice sensation.

Kagome's heart plummeted when she felt him pull away. 'Oh no! i went too far.' She slipped her legs from his hips and just stood infront of him with her face lowered.

"Was that your tongue. G'ome?" He asked as he tilted his face to the side.

She looked up into his face to find his eye's wide.

"Um yes, i'm sorry! I should have known, it's just the way we kiss back in my time. I don't know personally, i've only ever kissed you, but i've heard you see.." She never finished that sentence as Inuyasha had grabbed her around the waist, and dipped her he slipped his hand to support her back and the other one moved to her neck. He lowered his face to hers. "Ok then." He whispered in a husky voice and dipped his head to her to meet her lips in a passionate kiss.

He slipped his tongue out and stroked it across her bottom lip, Kagome readily opened her mouth for him and slipped her's into his mouth aswel, feeling his sharp canines and the wet cavines of his mouth then slipping back out to tangle with his tongue. The two of them moved there lips in harmony with the other as they're tongue's greedely licked at eachother's, Kagome started to pant and this is when Inuyasha broke the kiss to give her some much needed air.

"Wow." She panted. "That was, amazing."

Inuyasha chuckled and swung her back up to lean against his chest, "Yes, yes it was." He licked her neck causing her to moan. "Come on lets get back to camp, i'm hungry, and i can't eat you, unless you want me to that is?" He purred and nipped at her neck.

Kagome gasped and turned a deep red. 'Oh where did this side come from? it's just so sexy.' she smiled and leaned back into his gentle carreses on her neck. "Tease. Hehe, come on i'll make you some ramen."

She sighed and grabbed his hand to drag him back to camp.

"Maybe in your time then.." He replied, loud enough for her to hear and make her turn another deep red. Kagome just quickened her pace dragging a chuckling Inuyasha behind.