Getting drunk can bring so much more
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Inuyasha!
"talking"
'thinking'
You scream like a girl.
Kagome dragged Inuyasha straight back into camp where they found Sango trying to make a fire, and Miroku poking Shippo in the head, while he was still asleep.
Kagome let go of his hand and knelt down next to her backpack as she searched for the ramen.
"Oh! Inuyasha! Could you take Miroku and catch us some fish or something please?" Sango asked looking up from the newly lit fire.
Inuyasha came out of his daydream of Kagome and him, her bed and some ramen, and walked over to Miroku. "Yep, can do." He said as he threw Miroku over his shoulder and skipped of into the pitch black trees.
"Hey Miroku?"
"Yessss?" He squeeked as Inuyasha jumped over a root.
"Why you up on my shoulder?"
"Umm, not sure.."
"Ahh I see, ok then." And with that said, Inuyasha stopped andnudged uphis shoulder causing Miroku to roll off and land on his back, looking up at the grinning Inuyasha.
"Well that wasn't nice." He grumbled and folded his arms over his chest while he pouted.
"Your right, I was being a twat and for thatI am truely sorry."
"Yes well, we need fish so help me up and lets go." He replied as he held up his hand.
"Okely dokely!" Inuyasha sang as he bent over and yanked up Miroku.
"Woo! Careful!" Said Miroku as he wobbleled around trying to balance, "Right, fish?"
"Fish!" Inuyasha yelled as he punched the sky and ran off deeper into the forest with a wobbeling Miroku following.
"The boys sure are taking a while, maybe we should have gone?" Sango worried as she threw another log on the fire casuing the ambers to spark and fly off into the cool blowing wind.
"I know, i'm worried, I mean they'll be near water, who knows what may be in there at night. Oh this was a really stupid idea, I should have gone with Inuyasha, I could have used my arrows if anything happened." Kagome mumbeled as she paced infront of the fire.
"Oh don't worry, they may be drunk but it was Inuyasha who killed that dragon youkai, im sure they will be fine if.." Sango was then interupted by a rather high pitched scream.
Kagome stopped dead in her tracks. "Wasn't that Miroku?" She yelled to Sango who's face was rather white.
"Yes..i think it was..Come On!" They both ran off in the direction the boys were.
Kagome jumped over a root as she legged it to them, another scream. 'this one sounded even more panicked. Oh god hold on guys, please be safe Inuyasha.'
Sango was having the same thoughts although her's were mainly focused on Miroku. 'Damn that was rather femine, i thought it was a girl at first, ha Miroku screams like a girl! Oh what, he could be in serious danger!'
After a good 5 minutes of running, they both stumbeled into a clearing with a small lake at the back, and a screaming Miroku and a yelling Inuyasha.
"Whats wrong Miroku! Where's the youkai!" She yelled as she ran over to him.
Miroku finally stopped jumping around when Inuyasha slapped his chest rather hard. He turned to Sango with a puzzeled look. "Youkai! What youkai?" He pondered as he stared at her then around him, slowly backing into Inuyasha who was wiping the palm of his hand on the grass.
"You mean, there is no youkai? Then what were you screaming at?" She asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Ohh you mean the spider! It was like huge!" He said as he made his arms spread out really wide. "And it had these little beady eye's!" He bent his index fingers over to touch the tips of his thumb's and placed them infront of his eyes. "It was soo gonna eat me, but luckily Inuyasha here," patted Inuyasha on the back, "was nice enough to squish him before he could bite me! Good thing too, or i'd be dead by now. Aint that right Inuyasha." No reply.. "Inuyasha?" he turned to were his friend last was to see him in a lip lock with Kagome. "Oh, ah nevermind then, Sango dear?" he called as he strolled over to the dumb struck Sango.
Kagome slowly pulled away from Inuyasha, and opened her eyes to stare into his honey orbs, and his smiling face. "Hello G'ome." He hummed, as he grabbed her around the waist.
"Hehe, hello Inuyasha. Are you ok?" She inquired as she searched his chest for stratches, causing Inuyasha to squirm.
"Teehee, i'm fine, Miroku's just a wuss!"
"Hey Inu! Bite me, it was massive and you know it!" Miroku yelled from where he was glomping a gigglying Sango.
"You want me to bite you? Thats kinda wierd...i do have fangs though so if i decided too I could seriousely hurt you! Stupid twat.. watch your mouth!" Inuyasha growled.
"Yes, well did you get the fish?" Kagome asked, tilting her head to the side.
"Aww Kawaii Kagome!" Inuyasha giggled as he pulled her closer to him and lifted her off the ground gaining a squeek from her.
"I'm Fine G'ome, oh and the fish are over there." he pointed over to the bank of thelake where there was 5 rather large fish and a squirrel..
"Why did you kill a poor harmless squirrel?" She wimpered as she turned back from the fish to Inuyasha, who's face was set in a distant glare that seemed to go over her shoulder. "Hello?" She said as she waved her hand infront of his distant orbs of swirling gold.
"Squirrel, damn that squirrel was evil!" He turned back to look at Kagome causing his glare to soften.
"He kept giving me evils, so i told him were he can shove his nuts and he just, like..flew at me, started trying to take my nuts, if you know what i mean," Kagome covered her mouth to stifle her laughter. "So, i grabbed him by his fluffy rat tail, swung him round my head to get some powerbehind the shot and threw him into that tree," Pointed over to a largebamboo tree just by the river bank, "It was rather funny, cause he hit it then bounced all the way over to the fish! Bouncy little bugger." He chuckeled, till he caught the glare Kagome was giving him. "Hey! He's just unconcious, he'll be fine in a few hours!" He argued.
Kagome then smiled. "Oh! Thats alright then, right lets get these fish back to camp, i'm starved." Inuyasha just nodded and put her back on the ground, she went on her tip toes togive him a quick peck before she scampered over to the zonked out squirrel.
Inuyashatsmiled as hejogged over to the fish, piled them into his left folded arm, then skipped over to Kagome who was puting the stillknocked out squirrel in a tree.
"Ok, there. Wait...where's Sango and Miroku?" She asked as she looked around the clearing.
Inuyasha skidded to a stop next to her, "They left, um about the time you asked about the evil squirrel." He replied then bent low infront ofher asshe gave a small oh. "Hop on, i want my ramen."
Kagome nodded and jumped on, she wrapped her arms around his rather muscley neck and her legs around his hips. Once she was setteled Inuyasha took off in a run back to camp.
"Do you think they noticed we left yet?" Inquired Sango as she poked at the fire with a stick.
"Most likely Sango dear." he answered soundly slighty out of breath.
"What are you doing?" She asked as she turned around to find Miroku dancing to some non existant music, unless it was in his head, which was not unsual in his case this evening.
"I'm dancing. What does it look like sango?" He replied with a shake of the bum and a twirl.
Sango raised an eyebrow at his antics. "Right, you're still totally drunk. After dinner you and Inuyasha are going straight to bed!"
"Aww but Sango!" He moaned as he fell over his own feet straight onto his butt.
"No buts, hehe. Now where are those guys?"
"Right here Sango, whats wrong with Miroku?" Kagome asked from her position on Inuyasha's broad back.
Miroku was currently still sitting on the floor but now he was crying , oh now he just rolled into a ball and fell over onto his back where he is now rolling around like some strange bug...
Kagome slid off Inu's back and walked over to Sango with the fish. Inuyasha just ran over to Miroku and jumped on him.
"Hey you! We gonna eat soon!" He Yelled as he rolled over so his back was lying on Miroku's stomach, squashing him.
"Oi G'ome is the ramen ready?"Inu asked as he flipped up forwards using his rather powerful legs.
"I'll have to re-heat it, it's cold now." She replied while she stirred the boiling water, as Sango poked sticks through the fish and hung them over the fire.
Couple of minutes later they were all seated around the fire eating their desired food, well Kiara was still sleeping and her legs would twich occasionally and Shippo was lying on his front mumbling about chocolate crayons.
Inuyasha slurped up the rest of his ramen. "Yum!" He exclaimed as he crawled closer to kagome, sat on his knees and presented her with his finished ramen cup. "Ta da."
Kagome giggled at the cuteness of it as she took it off him and put it away in her bag. "Ok, well i think you better go to sleep, you're gonna have one hell of a hang over in the morning."
"Hang over? Whats that then?" he pondered aloud.
"Umm your head will hurt when you wake up because of the alcohol, and you may be sick, but it's your own fault." She lectured, as she finished off the last of her fish and shoved him next to her sleeping bag. "You better sleep down here tonight, you might fall out of the tree because of the alochol." She explained as she rolled out her sleeping bag, then moved Inuyasha over to lean against the tree next to it. "Right, you comfy there?"
"Umm, can't i sleep with you?" He asked as he showed her the puppy eyes.
Kagome blushed a deep crimson red, "Um i think it's best you sleep on your own tonight, you'll be back to yourself in the morning, and there is a possibilty you won't rememeber any of this, or you might just deny it," A single tear fell from her eye at the thought of that. "So sleep by yourself tonight and if you do remember and don't deny it then maybe you can sleep with me in the sleeping bag, ok?"
"Ok then G'ome, I'm sorry if i don't remember this in the morning, just remember i love you! And thats no lie, no matter how much i deny it!" He exclaimed, then crawled next to the tree and snuggled into the roots. "Night G'ome, Night Miroku! Night Sango." He yawned then fell into a rather strange dream about flying ramen cups, a mircowave and a tree..
"Night Inu, Ok Miroku you're finished now off to bed, by yourself!" Sango demanded pointing over to his mat, i still don't trust you to keep your hands to yourself, even when drunk."
"But Sango, we're in love! You even admitted it, whats wrong with me touching you now?" he asked as he slowly made himself comfy on his mat and pulled up the blankets.
Sango blushed as she watched him, "Well, it's just not apropriate until we're married." She explained, as she too got comfy in her mat.
"Ok then, we'll get married soon then!Night Sango, Night Kagome, Night Inu if you can hear me!" He yelled earning a light 'ahh tree' from the snoring Inuyasha.
Miroku rolled over and pulled the blankets up to his chin falling into a deep sleep.
"Yes.. night." Sango whispered as shesnuggled up next to Kiara, who twitched. Sango joined them both insleep..
"Night you two.." Kagome whispered as she pulled the mumbling Shippo into her sleeping bag, turned around so she was staring into Inuyasha's slumbering face andalso fell deep asleep. Leaving the camp silent, apart from the crackles of the fire.
Well ta da! I felt bad about my slow update last time that i did a quicker one this time!
Sorry if this was a bit boring, but i had to get them to sleep so they can wake up sober, which will be the next chapter.
dun dun dun will they remeber? does Inuyasha deny it? teehee, you'll find out next time.
Oh and thanks for the reviews its nice to know people read my stories,and enjoy them! Xd
Love ya all my duckys. whoop. x
Later x