Naito Kitsune here with your second helping of Two Foxes!
Disclaimer: Yup. I own Naruto now, that's why this is just a fanfic instead of the whole damn plot.
You were the first one there, and you had accually stashed four energy bars just incase Kakashi decided not to feed you. Sasuke came a few minutes after you, then Sakura, then Naruto. "IM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!" Naruto bellowed.
It was now seven am. Some how, by Blessed Kami, you had figured Kakashi would be late agian, so you had stashed a game of Checkers, and you ands Sakura were playing.
"King me." You beam, jumping the round black peice and making your red peice a king. "Naruto, if you're bored, why didnt you bring ramen so we could have a ramen fight instead of checkers"
"Duh, coz Kakashi-sensei said not to eat and usually when we have ramen fights we end up eating half of it." "Good poi- HEY SAKURA I SAW THAT!" You yell, as Sakura tried to move a peice from another part of the board to jump your peice. "Damn." She muttered.
A few minutes later Kakashi showed up, visibly smiling through the mask. "DAMN YOU KAKASHI-SHENSHEY I MUUNA KILLOU!" At the word 'sensei' Sakura had clamped a hand over your mouth.
" A black cat crossed my path and I had to come the long way." As he explained the rules, you and Naruto sat behind Sasuke and Sakura, whispering and adding to the "How to kill Sasuke and make Sakura fall in love with Naruto" list.
"Drown him in aa tub and use his hair as a wig."You giggled.
"Naruto, Jay, do you mind telling me what is more important then the survival test?"Kakashi asked impateintly. "Nope. Naruto, hand me the paper." You smirk, and took the paper away.
"How to kill Sasuke and make Sakura fall in love with Naruto list." You cleared your throat. "1. Skin him alive with kunai and use his blood for ketchup.2.Smothering him with ramen, making him explode 3.Force him to read Icha Icha Paradise until he dies from over-pervertedness and give it to Kakashi-sensei as an example of what pervertedness will do to you. Fou-"
"Thaaaaats enough, Jay. I think youre getting Sasuke mad." Kakashi warned, gesturing to the fuming Sasuke. Behing Sakura, Naruto was cracking up.
"Fine Mr. Meanie."You laugh, sitting back down and listened to Kakashi.
"Annnnnd, Go." You,Sakura,and Sasuke hid in the wilderness;Sasuke in a tree,Sakura under Sasuke in the bushes, and you hid underwater, breathing with your own "Underwater jutsu". After Naruto fell in, you smirked, nodded, and jumped out with the clones, kunai and ninja star in hand. "What the?" Kakashi said, stunned at the many Narutos.
As the clones distracted Kaskashi, you tried to get the three bells(I know he only had two, but since your the extra person he felt nice enough to only eliminate one of you.)Kakashi heard the jingle of the bell and instinctivly used the replacement justsu, causing you to fall where Kakashi once was, and the clones beat you up.
"NARUTO DAMMIT ITS JAY!" You yell, and the clones look a little embarrassed as they stopped. "Dumbass." You mutter, jumping into the woods, since you couldnt go back underwater.This time wou were situated behind Kakashi, under a rock. "Jay." You hear someone whisper, and you turn around to see Kakashi himself.
"Hi Kakashi-sensei. I'm busy hiding fro- AHHHHHHH KAKASHI-SENSEI!" You scream, bouncing out from under the rock and dashing madly- though very slowly, since you hadn't eaten.
'Hey moron.think energy bars.'A little voice in the back of your mind whispers. "OH MY GOD KAKASHI GOT IN MY HEAD"
'No, it's your subconsious. Now run before he finds you agian.' "I though I buried you when I was five in Kohona's nuthouse"
'Nope,I've been chatting with Kytin all these years. She's really an enjoyable fox'
"Excuse me?" you stopped in your tracks, just as the timer went off. Damn time. "Who the hell is Kytin"
"Lateka, who the hell are you talking to?" Sasuke scoffed, obviosly still angered by the list.
"The little voice inside my head, Sasuke, who else? My subconsious, baka." "Whatever." He rolled his eyes.
About that time, Sakura and Kakshi showed up, just in time to stop a fight. Naruto had been tied to the pole the whole time, yelling his ass off at Sasuke to stop flirting with you.
"Alright, break it up." Kakashi sighed. After telling you all you would be kicked out of the program, then deciding not to, and feeding all of you except Naruto, Sasuke heaved a sigh and offered Naruto his food, then you, then Sakura. "I have energy bars, I can eat them. Sakura, you eat your food, diet my ass"
"Uhh.. Jay"
"Hai, Naruto"
"My hands are tied up"
"Oh this is great." You sigh, and picked up a rice ball and stuffed it in his mouth.
Right after Naruto swallowed, Kakashi came up with his thunderstorm and dust cloud.After alot of yelling at you, you all yelled back at him.
"You said we needed teamwork," Saskue started,
"And if Naruto was hungry," Sakura continued,
"We would all lag behind." You smirk.
"YEA YEA BELIVE IT!" Naruto yelled, smiling. "You pass." Kakashi smiled, the thunderstorm dissapearing.
"Wh..What?"Sakura stammered.
"You.Pass."
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Kytin: K-eye-tin
UnderWater Jutsu: your own jutsu, that allows you to breathe and swim underwater.
Baka: idiot)
Naito Kitsune