Diclaimer: I do not own Naruto and company, but I do own Jay and a straight jacket.
The next day, all the shinobi in the village were called into the Hokage's office. To say the least, quite a few Hover jutsu('m not sure if there is one, if not, screw it, I made it up.) were used.
"I've called you all he-"
"Sorry I'm late!" Who else but Kakashi said, stumbling in."Wow this place is crowded."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK! ALL THE GENIN,CHUNIN,AND JOUNIN ARE IN HERE!" You roar from under the Hokage's desk with Naruto and Kohonamaru, who had hid away to see why all the shinobi were in his grandfathers office.
"Jaaay..." It sounded like Iruka-sensei.
"Anyway, I called you in here because all of the Genin and up are.." The rest was just mumbles.
"Eh?" Naruto poked him on the leg
"Are going to have a dance." Atthe Hokage's words, a perverted smile crept up on Kakashi's face. All the chuunin and jounin(save for Kakashi, who ran around to find Iruka) left out mumbling, while the Sasuke-lover-genin ran over to the Uchiha screaming, "I want to have your babies!".
"Hey boss, where do babies come from?" Kohonamaru asked, turning to Naruto.
"Baby Eggs." Naruto replied, after alot of giggling, blushing, and "uhhh" ing.
Outside, since it was Saturday you had the day off, you and Naruto sat in a tree by the river that lead out of Kohona.
"Hey Naruto, Since Sakura's probably gonna turn you down, who are ya gonna ask?"You giggle, seriously wanting to hear this.
"Well, besides Sakura, I was thinking you"
At this, you fell out of the tree(You had been laying on a branch) in a slight state of shock.
Saskue was walking by when you did and asked sarcastically,"Subconscious ask you on a date?"
"Yes, and so did Yondaime-sama,didnt you hear, baka?" You roll your eyes,crawling up the tree and sitting back, still a bit dazed.
"Well? Hai or no?"Naruto asked, a little more than embarrassed about the subject.
"Hai, Naruto-kun. It's not like anyone else in the village would want to." You smile, and Naruto blushes more.
"Coz I hang out with outcast Naruto." You smirk, as Naruto laid down on the branch right beside you.
"So, Naruto.. why me?"
"Huh?"
"I said 'WHY'D YOU PICK ME?' " You roar in his ear, laughing as he fell off. "Moron.."
"Well, you'd be the only one who'd want to go with me, and I figured nobody would want to go with you since you're all ugly"
"DIE, BASTARD!" You whipped out a kunai and held it at his throat against the tree. Naruto's eyes bulged as you testily pushed it agianst the thin skin,laughing like a maniac.You soon fell out of the tree laughing, the kunai landing dangerously close to your head. After about a thirty-five minute laughing fit slash glaring fit, you somehow managed to climb into the tree, still laughing.
"Naruto you loser, I wouldn't kill you.. slowly."You smirk, canine-like fangs showing.
"Don't I just feel loved." Naruto said, the satire oozing between the letters.
"You should."
After a few seconds of silence, a window broke in the distance, and you and Naruto rolled off the tree and ran off toward the crash.
"Shit." You curse, running inside your house.
Oooh, What's Kakashi going to ask Iruka? Why would Sasuke ask such a stupid question? What happened to your house? Why am I asking you? I'm the author...ess..
Naito Kitsune