This is the second chapter, hope you like it!

Meet Derek, Jave's buddy… (characters from my manga)

Say the disclaimer dudes!

"The author doesn't own Bleach and will never own Bleach." Both say.

"Good…" author gives a creepy and evil stare at Derek and Jave.

"God, she's making us look weird…" both whisper to each other.

Chapter 2

Next day…

I got up my grey bed and prepared for school. I brought breakfast upstairs and knocked at my closet. No one answered so I opened the door. Nope. There was no death god.

"Ichi-ni, you're gonna be late!" Karin said.

"Yeh, yeh… I'll be right down."

I met my friends and decided to take the bus rather than walking. I just felt like it…

I reached school during lunchtime. I knew it. I woke up late again. I saw the usual. Ishida having meals alone, Tatsuki weirded out at Orihime's new dish out of banana, sweet jellybean and vegetables, Chizuru and the other girls discussing about some topic… And Rukia reading a book in her desk with a half empty bento and unopened juice tetra.

I took her juice, punched a straw into it and handed it to her. She never learned how to open juice boxes. That was really funny.

"Arigatou." She sipped on the juice and continued reading.

"Ichigo, what happens when a stalker loses sight of its victim?" she asked me…

WHAT! What kind of frickin' question is that!

"What book are you reading!" I snatched the book from her hands.

Ehhhhhhh…………………… I stared at the frickin' book

"What? I encountered some funny lookin' guy at the bookstore. He seemed to be promoting his book, he was wearing a weird hairdo… White hair, some forehead protector that says sake, a red vest, japanese traditional slippers, he seemed to be a ninja… He was fond of women I can tell. He winked at me and handed me that book." Rukia said as she saw me puzzled looking at that book some dirty old man promoted to the wrong people.

MAKE OUT VIOLENCE… the title of the book I hold in my hands… A book forbidden to poor young souls… This is just s---!

"Ichigo?"

"Nani! Rukia, throw this book away… It is forbidden." I said, sounding like her father… laughs

"I haven't even read it yet." She replied.

Nani?... She didn't read it yet… Then…

"I just read the summary. I can tell that the book was no good so I was gonna give it to you as a present!" she gave an innocent smile.

To me, her intention was good but the book wasn't. Sigh… That's Rukia, the death god who seemed to be a kid, but she's actually lived 10x longer than I did…

Dismissal, and as usual, I was walking home. Rukia decided to stay a little longer after school to help some people with projects. That was a surprise. She changed after those times in Soul Society…

"Rukia-san, what are your plans for the rest of the summer?" Inoue asked Rukia.

"Well, I don't know. I have some work to do." She replied. Yep, death god work.

"But, it's summer! One must relax! We're going to the beach this weekend! Tatsuki, Sado and the other guys are coming too! I also asked Ishida-kun to join us… He said he'll think about it…" Inoue said.

"Um… Alright then… I'll try." Rukia said. She probably remembered the day Inoue asked her the same thing and she said she'll think about it. She didn't want to make the same mistake again. Smart girl.

"Bring Ichigo okay?" Inoue smiled at her. Rukia smiled back.

I was back at home. Yuzu was cleaning the house, Karin was watching pro wrestling, dad was busy at the clinic. Everyone seemed to be occupied. I decided to study 'cause there was nothing else to do.

Rukia went in my room through the window.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Surprisingly, hollows aren't appearing." She replied. So? Who cares? Even better.

"Inoue-san asked if we could go to the beach for an outing." Rukia said.

"Aren't we busy?" I asked. A hollow can appear anytime you know.

"No. Not really." She smiled and went inside my closet and said no more.

Next morning…

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

DAMN! The sound of a loud electric guitar in the morning! Who the hell would play this loud so early!

"Rise and shine baka! It's 12:45 pm." Rukia gave that disgusting smirk at me again. She played my alto..?

"But, but… What about Dad and… Yuzu, and Karin…?" I asked surprisingly.

"They went out for a holiday. They didn't want to wake you up and the lottery ticket that Karin won was for only 3."

"Bbbut, but that's NOT FAIR!" Damn! How could they do this to me!

"I couldn't stop them anyway. Who was I to plead for you?" she grinned… the horror… the cruelty… that b----!

"I told them you'll be okay at least so they won't worry." She said. NICE move Rukia.

Beeping

"A hollow!" Rukia put on her red glove with the skull on it and pushed my soul out of my body, as usual.

We followed the signal indicated in her cellphone-thingy. A large hollow was chasing a shoujo.

(a/n: shoujo young girl, shinigami death god, konpaku soul)

"It's huge… Ichigo!" Rukia called out to me when I went for that thing. I was aiming for its head, but it released this disgusting liquid and pushed me away… That left me unconscious for a while while Rukia was helplessly trying to wake me up.

"Way of demon no. 1, Binding technique!" she binded the monster not to move. Rukia lost her shinigami powers and she was helpless.

"Ughh…" I stood up and picked up zangetsu.

"Hey you b------! Stop chasing the shoujo and go back to where you came from!" I told that freak to get of my list.

"I'm just lonely!" The hollow………….. is lonely…………….Why am I in this world again?

"You look fine, come with me to the underworld!" the freakin' hollow tried to grab me but I avoided it and sliced through her mask.

It screamed and blew up. Man that was gross. I approached the shoujo who was sitting beside Rukia.

"Get outta here and go to heaven already!" I gave her the soul burial.

"That was fast." Rukia took my body and gave him to me.

"Yeh… I gotta admit I got used to this."

There was practically nothing to do. School was out for the season and I finished all my schoolwork.

"Ichigo, let's get some of those stuff made of ice!" Rukia drew another crappy picture of a bunny eating ice cream.

"Yeh yeh…" I stood up and grabbed a CD player in case I get bored.

Rukia went inside my closet and came out with a black-fading to grey shaded dress. It was summer. Who in her right mind would wear black now? I admit, she looks good in black though.

"Let's go!" she grabbed my hand and ran downstairs. This is unusual. She's a ball of energy today.

"Miss that dress looks wonderful on you! Although it's summer and it's inappropriate for one to wear black, but you look pretty!" the ice cream vendor said. I thought that was an insult, but I do not wear dresses.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu Ice cream vendor-san!" she did another curtsy. Man, where does she get those ways of acting?

We sat on the grassy area near the riverbank where my mother died. The skies were so nice and I had to stare at them for awhile, while listening to some rock of course...

Ichigo doesn't seem to mind even if this was where his mother died. Rukia thought to herself. She continued eating that chocolate ice cream she held in her hands.

She lied down and looked at the clouds with me. She pulled out her phone and set it on camera mode. She smiled and took a picture of the sky. She snatched my headphones.

"Hey!" I said.

"Will you take my picture please?" she smiled. I took her phone and told her to sit a little farther.

She smiled and I had to look at that smile. It was mysterious. It seemed to have mixed emotions in it. What I can say was, her face was serene, just like the blue skies. I didn't miss that shot. She took the phone from my hands and asked for me to smile.

Hey, as everyone knows, I do NOT smile. But, she knew that.

"Oh yeah, you don't smile!" she imitated "my face" and laughed.

"Damn you!" I got mad and she shot me. She laughed even more.

Is the world against me today? Oh yeah, it's against me everyday…

We walked home. It was so quiet. No one was around the streets. It was just 6:00 pm… Dad and the twins are away, there're no gangsters in the neighborhood. It was just me, Rukia and the flying fragments of ripped off posters on the posts and walls.

I listened to more headphones and started to fall asleep in my room, until one thought came into my mind…

WHO'S MAKING DINNER!

I heard a BOOM. This isn't good… I ran out into the kitchen and saw yellow stuff around the walls. Some went flying and splattered all over my clothes and my face. I tasted a little of it. Cake batter?

"What're you up to now..?" I asked, suppressing my anger, the petite death god standing next to the mixer…

"I wanted to make some muffins. Don't worry, I bought the ingredients myself!" she laughed carelessly.

I went back upstairs to change into a new outfit, and picked up the phone to order some dimsum. I went back downstairs and found the kitchen spotless…………….

HOW WAS SHE DOING THAT ALL BY HERSELF! Death god magic! No way… I don't think a technique that stupid would exist!

I found her asleep on the couch with a rug in clutched by her hand. The doorbell rang. I opened it and found Tatsuki and Inoue with the dimsum guy.

"Yo Ichigo! 'Zup with the dimsum!" Tatsuki went in.

8O "ICHIGO? Wwwhy is Ru-ru-rukia in… in…" This guy's really fast… Tatsuki was acting all weird.

"She volunteered to clean my kitchen. She had nothing to do." I said.

"COOL! I wanna clean kitchens too!" Inoue laughed.

"Nice save Ichigo." Tatsuki gave me a weird look.

It was 7:15 pm. I decided to crash early. Surpringly… Tatsuki and Inoue left after eating dimsum and playing Dai Hin Min (card game). I gave Rukia a blanket and went upstairs. I couldn't sleep. I went downstairs to get a drink and I found no Rukia. Where could she be? I looked in my closet, dad's room, the twin's room, the kitchen, the clinic, I found no Rukia. I ran outside in the middle of the night just to look for her… What is up with me?..

Urahara store was open? I went inside and found Jinta.

"Jinta, it's late… What are you doing?" I asked.

"That's my line you jerk!" HEY look who's talkin'!

I saw Rukia's shadow in the store room.

"What's going on in there?" I asked Jinta.

"Rukia-ne-san's having a word with Urahara-san." Jinta replied.

"Weird…" I thought…

Okiez… Dat was my second chapter… Hope you enjoyed it! xD

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IF these portions are boring, forgive me!

I'm sorta not in the mood to write eh………..

Next chapter will be still coming soon!