KH crack ficlet express

by black-n-white-stockings

Rating to cover anything that I may write. Short ficlets about whatever crack my mind finds. Any pairings are fair game. Covers KH, KH2, and possibly Chain of Memories in the future. Count on Riku. A lot.

1. Starts with S

Kingdom Hearts 2

Spoilers: Just for the first game (sort of) and kind of a little one of the first cut-scenes in the second. But if you haven't played the second, I'm not ruining anything for you plot-worthy.

Pairing: aha, it's a surprise.aka SxR, hints at RoxasxAxel

Disclaimer: While one of my best friend's literally DOES own 13 of Disney, I do not. Which is really a shame…..I have so many ideas…(no i did not make that up, her dad really does...insane right?)

A/N: this is all going to be crack. I was feeling sad for not having time to update my fics, and randomly wrote about 3 little ficlets when I was supposed to be writing a major term paper. So enjoy, and feel free to not be impressed.

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Sora's pout could be felt in the air as Kairi tried to take back her words.

"No! Sora! It's not like that, I-"

The girl from his childhood was cut off as Sora's voice entered her mind yet again.

"Look, it's fine. Whatever." She could just SEE him sulking. "It's not like Selphie even remembered I existed…so I guess this is a step up."

Kairi felt really bad. Really, REALLY bad. "I didn't mean to forget your name Sora….hey, look. I remembered it now. Right?"

There was an awkward silence. "Um, guys?" Roxas's voice entered timidly.

"Could you uh….get out of my head? I need to land soon…"

"Oh, right. Sorry!" Sora replied earnestly. " Kairi, it's fine. I mean, I just stabbed myself with a keyblade for you and promised to find you again from another world, but no biggie."

"SORA!"

"See you later Kairi… Ready to go Riku?" Sora said with a smile in his voice.

"Haha, you bet I am. Come with me Sora. Later Kairi. Roxas." The silver-haired young man (mini-Kadaj) answered.

"……" Kairi didn't know what to say.

Roxas tried to help out. "Well, I'M not gay…if you…uh.." Kairi cut him off angrily.

"Yes. Yes you are. Now finish falling so you can land and find Axel. And beat him with a glowing blue bat! Hump!" She stormed off and the telepathic conference call ended.

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B-n-W-S: So yup, more where that came from. Reviews are love! Even if it's just to tell me what you had for breakfast!

And I'm sorry, butI couldn't help myself...anyone spot my horrible perverted reference? Forgive. I blame my friends. And Mufasa. Because I can.