KH crack ficlet express

by black-n-white-stockings

Rating to cover anything that I may write. Short ficlets about whatever crack my mind finds. Any pairings are fair game. Covers KH, KH2, and possibly Chain of Memories in the future. Count on Riku. A lot.

2. Addiction is antiplot

Spoilers: None. Unless you didn't know of the blue ice-cream phenomenon in KH2, Oh, wait. Oops.

Pairings: SoraxRiku

Disclaimer: Maybe if she puts me in her will, but until then I own nothing related to Kingdom Hearts, or Disney…in fact. I don't own much of anything.

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Riku looked at Sora and laughed. He took his thumb and wiped off the brunette's mouth.

"You've got it all over you."

"Well excuse me!" Sora answered attempting to sound indignant but ending up sound cute. Like always. "It's not my fault it's so sticky…"

"…and yummy?"

" And just plain addictive…" They smiled at each other.

"Oh…" Riku looked at Sora's face again. "There's some more…."

Sora wiped his face with his free-hand. "Where?"

Riku smirked and leaned in, licking Sora's cheek. "I got it for you…"

Sora turned a funny shade of red and dropped his ice-cream in surprise. Riku just laughed again.

"It's not funny!" Sora pouted. "Now you have to go buy me another….they're so dang addictive..." he pointed to the pale blue ice-cream now melting next to where he sat.

"You know…" Riku looked at the ice-cream.

"What?" Sora tilted his head in interest.

"Ice-cream shouldn't show up so much in a game…do you think it's laced with something?"

Sora's eyes widened. "You mean Roxas and his friends are crack addicts? And the money you earn in the beginning is really for this?"

Riku nodded solemnly. "Yes, and there's something else too…"

Sora grabbed one of Riku's arms and looked into his eyes.

"What! What else is there!"

Riku inhaled deeply and looked out over the town from the top of the tower where they sat. "We're not IN this scene. This is all Roxas and crew. We're not even in this part of the game yet…."

Sora thought about it. "Oh yeah…..hmmmm….want more ice-cream?" Riku nodded and smiled. The ice-cream was really dang good, plot holes be damned.

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B-n-W-S: Yeah so…um. How's the weather? Sorry my brain has AP US..er..ADD? It's not a dirty fic at all, get your homeless mind out of the gutter.