S.O.S. : Save Our Sanity
Segment 1: The Arrival
Ollo! A'ight tis my second fic and I'm goin for a humorous/random approach. So yeah...well my other fic has some humor, too, but this will focus mainly on humor...ok rambling...Right so this shall be based on that show Survivor...sort of...I don't watch it but I've seen a few episodes with my mom so don't expect anything to be the same XP Rambling again...a'ight read and enjoy and review please. Any comments are welcome, so long as you don't swear at me.
P.S. I don't own YuGiOh...I wish though...
P.S.S. There's some OOCness in here...I got things to say so be prepared. T.Y.
P.S.S.S. Some character bashing, mainly Tea and Serenity. Sorry Tea/Serenity fans.
Three choppers fly over the ocean heading for a small island in the middle of nowhere. Inside chopper 1is a camera crew and Pegasus hanging out the side. The camera points to the other two choppers, both of which are flying below chopper 1...
PEGASUS: Hello peoples of all...places...talking to person on other side of earpiece Was that ok? Ok...speaks back into microphone And welcome to our first season of S.O.S.: Save Our Sanity! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh sorry...For those of you who are not familiar with S.O.S., eight lucky contestants are chosen to compete in the most outrageous, most insane, most...er...something that doesn't relate to...uh...All right, if you look down below you can see two other choppers, both carrying our lucky victims...I mean contestants hehe Let's give a short intro shall we?
The camera shifts down to chopper 2. On TV sets at viewers' homes, the inside of the chopper can be seen, revealing four people, not including the pilot. Pegasus' voice can be heard...
PEGASUS: Here we can see four our of our eight vic--er...contestants. From our left, we see a young and beautiful woman by the name of Mai Valentine. Mai is not a girl you'd want to mess with. She's got a fiery ambition to win, and she'd do anything TO win! Her hobbies are playing Duel Monsters, wearing only purple clothing and very short skirts, thinking about and flirting with Joey, and changing her voice during "Waking the Dragons" ((i hate her new voice in there xx)). Our next member is Serenity Wheeler. She admires Mai and wants to grow up to be just like her...or her brother...she needs to make up her mind. Serenity likes to follow her brother Joey around all the time, pick flowers, steal candy, and annoy the snot out of people. On the left side of the chopper, we see Tea Gardener, an energetic and optimistic young girl who also annoys the snot out of people ((stabs Tea)). She dreams of becoming a dancer, marrying Yugi Moto, and buying the shortest pants and biggest platfrom shoes she can possibly find. Our fourth contestant is Ishizu Ishtar. Ishizu not only has a super-hard-and-annoying-name-to-type, but a mystical necklace that allows her to foretell the future. Ishizu likes to, well, foretell the furture, protect her brother from his evil alter ego, confuse the pharaoh about his destiny, and bake cakes in sandstorms to pass the time. Will these lovely ladies prevail in our challenge of DOOM! HUH! WILL THEY! Oh sorry again...All right let's see our last four victims! I mean contestants, CONTESTANTS!
Scene switches to the second chopper, where viewers see four boys all crammed together because they got teh smaller chopper...
PEGASUS: Ah, the gentlemen of our lovely contest. From the left we see Marik Ishtar, the younger brother of Ishizu. Marik and his sister were born in Egypt, entrusted with the duty of guarding the pharaoh's tomb. So much for that, huh folks? Marik enjoys a good day of controlling people's minds with his millenium rod. He also likes to ride his giant motorcycle and wearing his ridiculous-looking helmet and goggles, hopefully when he is only riding his motorcycle. To his left we see Seto Kaiba, a young man that runs his own corporation, which I plan to one day ruin completely. Did I say that? ahem Kaiba-boy here doesn't like to do anything except fiddle around with his technologies, develop new ways to play duel monsters, and wear super long coats that have secret communicator devices hidden inside of them. Squished on his left side is Bakura Ryou, or Ryou Bakura...let's go with Bakura yeah...Bakura is a shy boy who doesn't talk much. He's a Brit who loves those tasty little crumpits and pastries, plays piano in his spare time, and makes all the fangirls drool with his puppy-eyes. Our eighth and final contestant--hey, I didn't say victim! Do I get a raise now?--Right...our eighth member is Yami...something. Yami is in reality a 5000 year old spirit who once ruled Egypt. He enjoys wearing whatever Yugi Moto wears, be it leather pants or bunny pajamas, yes--bunny pajamas, using about two and a half bottles of gel to keep his hair nice and spikey, and screaming at the top of his lungs when dueling ((wonder if that bothers Dan Green...?)).
Camera turns to Pegasus, who is about to fall out of teh chopper...
PEGASUS: There you have it! Our eight lucky vic--ontest--stants---! We are now about to land! We'll be getting to teh good part soon, folks, so don't go away!
Pegasus can be seen falling from the chopper and disappearing as the camera is pulled to the side. Camera crew can ba heard scremaing. The screen on viewer's televisons go blank, then a stand-by screen appears.
The choppers have landed. Everyone stands outside on the sand, waiting for chopper 1. Chopper 1 finally arrives. A very wet and bruised Pegasus climbs down from the steps, but is eager to begin. Camera men set up; Pegasus prepares himself to begin as well. The contestants are all curious as to why he is wet and has his arm in a sling. The camera is ready and Pegasus goes live...
PEGASUS: Welcome back! We have arrived to the Island of DOOM! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean a deserted island where there are absolutely no inhabitants whatsoever looks back to the contestants I see our lucky eight have made a safe journey here. Let's have them intoduce themselves real quick.
He walks over to Mai and sticks the microphone in her face...
PEGASUS: Why don't you briefly introduce yourself and tell us how you plan to win?
MAI: My name is Mai Valentine and I plan to win by force! If you get in my way, I can assure you no mercy.
PEGASUS: Greeeeeaaaaat! You next, sir.
KAIBA: Seto Kaiba...and get that microphone out of my face! stares evily
PEGASUS: WOAH! Scary...ok you next.
SERENITY: Um, hi. I'm Serenity Wheeler. Um, I've never done anything like this before so, um, I guess that--
PEGASUS: Yeah that's great. All right who are you and what is your quest?
MARIK: Uh, I'm Marik Ishtar and I plan on winning by "not" using my millenium rod to control everyone and make them lose.
PEGASUS: Oo O--K. I don't reall feel like asking everyone's else's name right now so let's just move on.
A guru appears our of nowhere and leads everyone to their huts. There are two huts, one for the girls and one for the boys. The girls enter their hut first, observing the inside. There are four hammocks hanging from the ceiling rafters. There are four wooden tables, one next to each hammock. Lastly there is a small closet in each corner of the hut, and each having one small shelf. The girls' jaws drop at the ugliness and ghettoness of the hut. They walk around, stunned that they have to sleep there.
The guru then leads the boys to their hut. They pass a couple outdoor tables before reaching the hut. The boys walk inside. The hut is identical to the girls'. Joey immediately runs to a hammonk and jumps in, then spins a 360 and falls face-first onto the ground.
After everyone enters their huts and is settled, Pegasus comes back on screen...
PEGASUS: Now that our contestants have settled in, we can spy on them! What's that...? Oh we do that after dark? Ok, gotcha. All right folks! We'll see you tomorrow and give out the first challenge!
Pegasus goes off screen. The camera crew packs everything into their own hut, which is ten times bigger that the other two. Pegasus walks into his room within the hut, plops down onto his king size bed and starts napping. Camera men sneak into his room with a smaller camera and record him snoring and talking to his Bunny-bunny doll.
CAMERA MAN 1: whispering We should put this in after the credits.
CAMERA MAN 2: No way, during every commercial break.
Both leave the room and head for the editing room.
Meanwhile in the girls' hut...
MAI: They expect me to sleep on this! This is an outrage! Where is my lawyer?
ISHIZU: I foresee a change in your future, Mai. Do not be troubled.
MAI: Don't gimme any of that crap! I can take care of myself, thank you.
SERENITY: Please stop fighting! starts crying
TEA: It's all right, Serenity. Hey girls, let's not get into any arguments. We have to work together if we want to make it through this contest.
ISHIZU: She has a point.
MAI: Right, sorry. I haven't had any chocolate for a whole 15 minutes. I miss my chocolate...
GIRLS: 0o;;
SERENITY: So who is sleeping where?
TEA: Well, I can take this one here.
ISHIZU: It matters not to me.
MAI: Well I'm taking this one! And if you have any complaints, you can answer to my boot!
SERENITY: I want this one near the door, I'm afraid of the dark.
TEA: I just noticed we have no windows...
MAI: Good job, captain obvious.
TEA: ----xx
ISHIZU: Wonder how the guys are doing?
Meanwhile in the boys' hut...
JOEY: HAHA! I'm Superman!
MARIK: Joey! Take off that hammock! You look stupid!
SETO: He looks stupid anyway.
YAMI: Seto...!
BAKURA: Um, Joey, you really need to take that off. You're making a fool of yourself.
JOEY: You cannot make me do anything! For I am BATMAN!
MARIK: I thought you were Superman?
JOEY: Well now I'm Batman XP
SETO: thinking Idiot...
MARIK: I heard that.
SETO: Excuse me?
MARIK: I can read your mind with my rod.
SETO: grabs Marik by his shirt Well quit reading my mind before I bash your head in with that rod!
YAMI and BAKURA: 00;; Ok...
JOEY: Fear me! I am Donut Decker! XD
SETO: Someone shoot me...
Join us in our second segment to see what our contestants' goal will be! Mehhhhhhh...