S.O.S. : Save Our Sanity
Segment 2: Da Foist Challenge
Dude I never thought I'd actually update! I actually got reviews requesting I get another segment up! Well, not many, but enough for me XD Last segment, everyone arrived on the island and some funny stuff happened. What happened? Well if you haven't read segment 1, you need to! Welp...yeah. Enjoy segment 2!
P.S. I don't own YuGiOh or Pokemon...I wish though...
P.S.S. There's some OOCness in here...I got things to say so be prepared. T.Y.
P.S.S.S. Some character bashing, mainly Tea and Serenity. Sorry Tea/Serenity fans.
The camera crew set up their cameras and other equipment as Pegasus gets ready to go live. His hair is in curlers, making it look like he has a big silver afro. His face is covered in that green stuff and has lime slices over his eyes. Camera crew members walk over silently with their small camera...
CAMERA MAN 1: Oh man! This is good stuff!
CAMERA MAN 2: You think we'll get fired if we air this?
CAMERA MAN 1: Aw, you think too much. Just go with the flow.
Suddenly, Pegasus takes off the lime slices and sees the camera men. Fortunately for the crew members, Pegasus got lime juice in his eyes and starts screaming bloody murder. The camera men run off to go edit the footage while Pegasus runs around in circles screaming. Make-up and some other camera men are trying to calm him down. One member pulls a hose out of nowhere and sprays Pegasus at full blast, making him fly into the air like Team Rocket in Pokemon.
Meanwhile, the girls in hut one are sitting outside. Mai and Ishizu are on lounge chairs tanning and Serenity is sitting at a wooden table. Tea is sitting in a wooden chair next to Serenity...
MAI: They can take as long as they want. I could tan for hours.
ISHIZU: Same here.
MAI: Hey Ishizu, aren't you already tan?
ISHIZU: I'm not tan! I'm...no wait I am tan.
MAI: Yeah...
SERENITY: I hope Mr. Pegasus comes soon. I want to see my brother.
TEA: Speaking of Joey, why is he here? He wasn't even qualified to be a contestant.
Both girls shrug their shoulders. While all the girls are relaxing outside waiting for the first challenge, the boys are facing a challenge already...
YAMI: talking to Ryou Ok a little higher.
RYOU: How about this?
YAMI: No, too high. Lower.
RYOU: How's this?
YAMI: No, too low. Higher.
RYOU: THIS!
YAMI: Yes, perfect!
MARIK: That's exactly where it was before!
YAMI: No it wasn't. When you're hanging a 5000 year-old stone tablet portrait of yourself, it is impossible to have it be placed the exact same way.
SETO: You do know that made no sense at all, right?
RYOU: Can we go outside now?
MARIK: Yeah, the girls are probably out there already. What if they hear the challenge before us and get a head start?
JOEY: has a towel tied around his neck Do not fear! The Pizzanator is here!
SETO: Oh gawd! I thought we got rid of you yesterday!
JOEY: Well you thought wrong!
Ryou sneeks out of the hut with Marik closely following him. Yami and Seto grab Joey by his arms...
YAMI: Joey, you're my best friend and all, but you seriously need to leave!
Seto yanks Joey from Yami and buries him in the sand...
SETO: That should hold him for a while.
Seto walks outside wait a confused Yami. Joey manages to get his head out of the sand...
JOEY: The Dimwit Doofus can never be defeated! Wait..."Dimwit Doofus"? Who came up with that name! ((ahem...shifts eyes))
Pegasus finally appears in front of the group with a new suit since his other one just got drenched by the hose. His eyes are all twitchy from the juice and water. He pulls out a microphone as the camera crew get ready. A woman behind a camera holds up five fingers, each one pulled down signaling that they go live in "Five...four...three...two..."...
PEGASUS: looking at the woman What happened to "one"? We go live on "one" don't we? We're live now! Uh...welcome to the first day of S.O.S.! Well technically, it's the second day, but it's the first if you don't count our landing. What's that? I'm rambling? Oh sorry ahem Well I...sort of see...our vic--I mean contestants had a good night's rest. Did you?
TEA: Well I--
AMI: We better get better huts! Last night was the crappiest night I ever had!
PEGASUS: Haha, you said "better" twice! Cause, you said "We BETTER get BETTER..."...
Everyone stares blankly; Mai's eye is twitching...
PEGASUS: sweat drop Right then! Yes, Mai, you will have more furnishings when and IF you win each challenge. But to win a challenge, you must know what it is first! Let's see what they have to do, Johnny!
Camera pans to a random guy with a name tag reading "Johnny"...
"JOHNNY": How the heck am I supposed to know?
PEGASUS: Here's five dollars and one cent.
"JOHNNY": Oh ok, I know now! Um...you have to uh...answer three questions!
MARIK: That's it? Three questions?
"JOHNNY": Oh sorry I mean five. I always get three and five confused.
PEGASUS: pushes Johnny off screen Yes! Five simple questions! What sort of questions do you ask? Huh? HEY! Ask what kind of questions!
Groups: out of sync Uh--What kind of questions!
PEGASUS: I'm so glad you asked! I happen to have them right here in my pocket!
Pegasus reaches into his pocket and pulls out five pink cards with flower stickers on them...
SETO: Pink cards?
PEGASUS: Uh--I ran out of black construction paper and manly...dinosaur stickers...turns around hiding the cards It's ok, little cards, I still like you. turns around to the groups OK! Let the questioning commence!
The groups split up into boys vs. girls. Each member discusses the answer they think is correct and has six seconds to answer correctly. Yes, six, count 'em, SIX seconds. Of that contestant gets it wrong, well...you'll see! ((or read, since you're reading hehe)) Pegasus stands in the middle of the groups with his manly pink cards. He holds one up to read it aloud...
PEGASUS: All right! The first question. Everyone ready? It's really hard now! It may be impossible to answer. If I tried to answer this, I'd probably get it right and you'd get it wrong! I bet Bunny-bunny could answer this question!
SETO: Just ask it already!
SERENITY: Grumpy pants...
SETO: What was that!
PEGASUS: Question 1: What--is your name?
The groups discuss amongst themselves. Tea is the first one ready to answer for her team...
PEGASUS: Ok, Tea. You have six seconds to answer. Don't get it wrong now!
TEA: Ok...the answer is...TEA!
PEGASUS: Is that your final answer?
Tea turns back to discuss with her group again...
TEA: Yes, we'll go with Tea.
PEGASUS: And that is...incorrect! We were looking for Tea Gardener.
MAI: Wha--? That's just stupid!
PEGASUS: Hey don't blame me if your team member doesn't know her own name!
TEA: I'm so sorry everyone! I just totally blanked out!
MARIK: They're gonna be easy to beat.
RYOU: I hope so.
SETO:sweat drop Oh my gawd. Why am I here?
PEGASUS: Ok! Next question: What...is your quest?
More group discussion. Yami answers...
YAMI: Our quest is to save the world!
SETO: No you idiot! To become the King of Games!
MARIK: No it's to protect the world from evil!
YAMI: That's what I said! SAVE THE WORLD!
RYOU: hides behind Pegasus
PEGASUS: Hey, kid, you're cramping my style! And wrinkling my suit! AND--since no one from the boy's team have one answer and have used up their time, they don't get the point!
BOYS: WHAT!
GIRLS: snickering
PEGASUS: Ok the last question...
RYOU: done hiding I thought there were five questions?
PEGASUS: Well there were, but I lost them.
ISHIZU: Then what are the last two cards?
PEGASUS: Um--that's none of your business!
MARIK: Just give us the last question!
PEGASUS: OK OK! I am thinking of a number between 1 and 3...what is it?
SETO: sarcastically Ok, this is just a guess, but is it...2?
PEGASUS: DARN! Yes you're right sad face I thought I could fool you, but obviously, I wasn't trying hard enough.
SETO: Obviously.
MAI: What kind of a question was that! That was a crappy question! Give us a REAL question!
PEGASUS: Ok, why are you so grumpy?
MAI: 'Cuz I need chocolate! That's why!
PEGASUS: And that's correct! But already asked the last question so it doesn't count.
MAI: Ishizu, I thought you said we would win today?
ISHIZU: No, I said the WIND would blow today.
MARIK: Never doubt my sister's predictions.
TEA: That sounded stupid.
PEGASUS: Ok! That ends our first challenge! Tune in tomorrow to find out the next challenge!
The teams go back to their huts. The camera crew pack up and head for their own huts. The girls talk amongst themselves about important matters concerning their stay on the island...
TEA: So who do you think is cuter: Yugi or Duke?
SERENITY: I like Yugi more. Duke scares me.
TEA: Hey! Back off! Yugi's mine! Besides, he likes ME most!
MAI: Now girls, we all know that I am the most attractive girl here so--
ISHIZU: I predict that someone will date you soon.
MAI: Oh yeah? Who? Joey? I hope it's Joey.
ISHIZU: I predict...
MAI: Yes?
ISHIZU: I predict...
MAI: YES?
ISHIZU: No that's it. I predict. That's what I do.
MAI: Excuse me. I need to get my boot...
Meanwhile, the boys discuss their win from today's challenge...
RYOU: I hope we get something really cool for our room.
YAMI: Maybe a glow-in-the-dark Barney lamp!
MARIK: Or a remote-control Tickle-Me-Elmo!
SETO: Or maybe a new hut so I can get away from all of you!
RYOU: Oh Seto! We're your friends. We could never leave your side.
SETO: Someone PLEASE shoot me...
Pegasus walks into the hut with a big box. He drops it into the sand right on top of Joey's head, which everyone seemingly didn't notice...
PEGASUS: WHEW! That's heeeeeeeeeaaaaVY! Here's your prize for today, gentlemen! Enjoy! And be sure to rest up for tomorrow! TA!
Pegasus skips out of the hut and all the way up to his own. Marik and Ryou watch him as he falls going up the hill. Seto and Yami drag the box to the middle of the room, revealing Joey unconscious...
YAMI: opening the box frantically Barney lamp...Barney lamp...
MARIK: crossing his fingers Elmo! Elmo!
SETO: Death! Death!
RYOU: Can--can you do the can-can! Can you do the--never mind...
The box is finally open. Inside is a bunch of foam peanut shells ((y'know, that white stuff for packaging that's so awesome to play with?)) Yami and Marik dig deep until hey find an item...
MARIK: This is it! Our prize!
YAMI: And it is...pulls it out A pair of underwear?
Everyone falls over anime-style...
RYOU: What are we to do with underwear?
YAMI: Wear it I guess.
MARIK: Oh I know. We can sneak into the girl's hut and stick it on their faces!
RYOU: But we have only one pair. We'd need at least four pairs.
MARIK: Um...we'll use the ones we're wearing!
SETO: WHAT!
YAMI: Um, Marik? No.
MARIK: Aww c'mon! It'll be fun!
PEGASUS: Yeah c'mon!
Everyone stares at Pegasus, whom was standing outside the doorway the whole time...
RYOU: What are you doing here?
PEGASUS: Oh uh--I just wanted to see if you liked your prize.
SETO: I outta punch you in the face! What kind of a prize is underwear?
PEGASUS: That's not just ANY underwear. That's a very rare collectible pair of underwear.
MARIK: And we're gonna put it on my sister's head!
PEGASUS: But it's a collectible!
SETO: Gimme that! snatches the item This is garbage! It's not rare! It's not collectible! It's--!
Suddenly Joey emerges from the sand and takes the underwear...
JOEY: I have triumphantly slain the dragon! Now I shall rescue the princess, for I am Freakazoid! ((i miss that show))
SETO: "Freakazoid" is right.
Joey puts his arms up over his head and hands together, and runs out of the hut making "shwoosh" noises. Pegasus runs after him...
PEGASUS: No! That's a collectible!
MARIK: So much for the underwear-gag.
RYOU: How did Joey manage to get here anyway? I thought he didn't qualify.
YAMI: The world may never know.
SETO: I wonder if I can switch over to the girls' team?
Join us next time as our teams face their second challenge!