Chapter three:
As
everyone walked to their seats Yuan Zhou dropped Dong Zhou
pants
"EEEWWWW"The teacher screamed then began to
puke
"You don't where underwear?" Yu asked
blinded
"Uhhh" Zhou said pulling up his
pants
"GBEAUTIFUL" Zhang He screamed
"I'm glad
my daughter didn't see that" Jian commented
"I'm glad my
wife didn't see that" Zhuge said
"Zhuge is much better"
Jiang said
"No wonder Lu Bu betrayed you" Sima said
For
some reason Fei past a note to Bei
"PEASANTS RULE!"
Bei screamed
"es we all know of your obsesseion with
peasants" Yu said smartly
"Well we all know of your
obsession with...uhhhh" Bei studdered
"CLASS, I think
I will live" The teacher announced suddenly
Wei Yan suddenly
dropped his pencil and when he bent down to pick it up his pants
ripped
"Not again" Yu said
"Oops!" Yan
exclaimed
"Why me?"The teacher said as she started
puking again
"BEAUTIFUL!" Zhang He yelled
"Glad my daughter didn't see that"
"Gald my wife didn't see that"
The teacher then opens a history book and
reads
"Cao Cao was the best of the three Lords"
"YYYYEEEAA!
Cao yelled
"Worthless peasants" Bei said
"Crap"
Jian said
"Who was the better stratigist, Pang Tong or Zhuge
Liang" The teacher asked
"Zhuge" Sima answered
"Me"
Zhuge answered givin Sima a weird look
"Tong" Yu
said
"Tong" Cao said
"Zhuge" Jian
answered
"uhhhh Zhuge?" Bei answered
"What...a...stratigist?" Yan asked
"Zhuge
looks better and os smarter soo I pick Zhuge" Jiang answered
Fei
snores loudly all of a sudden
"FEI!" The teacher
screams
"AAHH! what?" Fei said then he realized he pied
in his pants
"Who was the better stratigist Zhuge or Tong?"
"I saw Tongs face once so Zhuge"
"Niether are
beautiful" Zhang said
"Zhuge is beautiful!" Jiang
screamed
"Settle down Jiang"
"I suppose Yong"
Zhang said
I pick Tong" Dong said
"Dong only picked
Tong because he is the only person as ugly as Tong" Zhuge said
"Ouch" Yu commented
"I pick Zhuge" Yuan
said then added
"No man other than Yue Ying is as ugly as
Meng Huo"
The bell than rang
"WHAT THE!" Zhuge
yelled
"Lunch time" The teacher said