Chapter six:
Everyone stood inline getting their disgusting
food
(Liao still stupidly staring at Diao Chan)
"There are
only two tables" Zhen said as she sat at table one
After a
short while everyone had taken their seats and it looked like
this
Table one:
Zhen Ji
Diao Chan
Sima Yi
Cao
Cao
Zhuge Liang
Yue Ying
Jiang wei
Wei Yan
Liu Bei
Zhang Fei
ZhangLiao
Table two:
Zhou Yu
Sun
Jian
Zhang He
Dong Zhou
Yuan Zhao
Da Qiao
Xiao
Qiao
SunShangXiang
Zhu Rong
Table one
"Phew I think I got away from
Liao" Diao said thankfully
"Wrong" Cao said ponting
at Liao who was sitting right by Diao Chan and continuing to stare at
her
"What a fool"Zhuge said kissing his wife on the
cheek
"Gross you would kiss another man?" Sima
asked
"Yes" Jiang said kissing Zhuge on the cheek
"Do
not insult my wife like that!" Zhuge said angrily
Zhen gave
Jiang a disgusted look
"Don't you mean husband Zhuge?"
Sima asked smartly
"Do not insult my WIFE which means if
she's my wife she's a woman" Zhuge said
"Whatever Zhuge
I still think she's your husband"
"Nope she's my wife"
Zhuge said
Jiang noticed Zhens disgusted look and said "It
was a kiss on the cheek atleast we didn't do what we do in
private"
Zhuge smacked Jiang "SHUTUP!"
"So
you have to husbands eh Zhuge?" Sima asked laughing
"Not
near as bad as when I caught Brother Liu and Zhao Yun" Zhang Fei
exclaimed stupidly
"Shu is the land of the gays and Wei is
the land of beautiful women" Cao said touching Zhens
cheek
"Forget it cowboy" Zhen said throwing his hand
down
Suddenly Lu Xun ran in the building screaming "FIRE!"
As
he ran everyne realized his but was on fire he jumped in the sick and
put out the fire and ran back out still screaming
"FIRE!"
"that...was...interesting"Yan
commented
"Yes...it...was" Sima said mocking
him
Yan took his mask off for a second for no reason and when he
did everyone started coughing and gagging and looking in a different
direction "What?" Yan asked
"You...are...ugly"
Sima said
"Sorry Yan your not as beautiful as Sima's good
friends Zhang He" Zhuge said with an evil smile
"Shutup"
Sima said
"Do you want me to tell him you denied it?"
Zhuge asked
"No"Sima said "Than admit you like
him" Zhuge said evilly
"I like Zhang He" Sima said
quietly
"I can't hear you" Zhuge said
"I like
Zhang He" Sima said in a normal tone
"Atleast he's not a
cow" Yue said glaring at Cao Cao
"Mooooooooo!"
Zhang Fei said at Cao Cao
"Those beautiful eyes" Liao
said gawking at Chan
Chan looked at him and scooted away
"I
don't see Simas, Zhang He anywhere near here"Yue said to
Sima
"Shutup you man!"Sima said losing his temper
"you
touch my wife and I will hurt you" Zhuge said
"A...fight?"
Yan asked
Not...yet" Sima mocked
I...wanna...fight"
Yan said
"we...dont...care" Sima answered
"Its
time to go out on the playground" Liao said staring at Diao Chan