Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?
Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;
Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.
Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.
Disclaimer by Chibi-Chibi: Chibi-Chibi Chibi-ChibiChibi-Chibi Chibi-Chibi, Chibi-Chibi.
Chapter 3:
In a lovely outdoor coffee place in the center of Juuban District, Setsuna, Makoto and Rei all sit enjoying a nice brunch. "So what brings you to this century, Setsuna-san?" Makoto ask as she stirs her ice tea.
Setsuna got a very grave expression on her face as she grabbed her purse from behind her chair and took out a folded piece of paper. Without saying a word she handed it to Rei who took it in her hand with a perplexed expression. She unfolded it and read it's content and immediately face-faulted. The used of Hiragana in a letter made it obvious it was Neo Queen Serenity's hand writing. But what was surprising was the content of the letter. "She sent you here to baby-sit Chibi-Usa?"
"But why would she do such a horrible thing to you?" Makoto asked. Dealing with the pink spore-Erm, that is, Small Lady was an extremely annoying task. The Guardian of the Time Gate remained quiet remembering the event that drove her there.
O.o Chibi-fied flashback. Chibi King Endymiom is in his bathroom and is about to take a royal bath. Chibi Sailor Pluto materializes near and pokes her head in the bathroom. Big beating pink hearts replace her eyes and a small amount of drool appears on her mouth. A raging devil-fied Chibi Neo Queen Serenity forms behind her and fumes smoke from her ears. Chibi Pluto turns around and looks scared. End of flashback. o.O
"The reason is not important." She said with a small blush. "The important thing is that I am here and-"
"I ordered a latte!" Someone yelled from inside the coffee place and the three girls turn to see Hotaru Tomoe glaring coldly at the waitress.
"I'm sorry." The waitress rolled her eyes. "Jeez, I'll get you a new one."
"NO! I will not let this go unpunished! This just proves that humans deserve to die!" She holds her hand up and her Silence Glaive appears from wherever their weapons and stuff are when they don't use it and prepared to bring for the annihilation of life.
Outside, Rei and Makoto face-faulted. Setsuna merely blink and sweat-drop. She was familiar with Hotaru's tantrums. "Excuse me." The oldest of the Sailor Senshi stood from her seat and walked inside, tapping Hotaru on the shoulder. "Hello." She greeted.
Hotaru turned and soften her glare. "Setsuna-momma." She addressed and let down her arms, the Glaive disappearing along with her desire for destruction. She blinked for an awkward beat. "Well, is nice to see you again." She said with a small smile and a bow.
"Likewise." Setsuna allowed the situation under control now. "So, I'll see you at home."
"Yes, you will." Hotaru assured. A brief awkward beat and Hotaru left, giving Rei and Makoto a friendly smile as she headed out. Setsuna came back up and took her seat with the others.
"What was that about?" Rei asked, more than a little concern.
"Well, Hotaru has a tendency of letting her feelings get the best of her." Setsuna explained and took a sip of her tea. "She usually lets it go when you distract her with something else."
"How creepy." Makoto pointed out, sill slightly shaken by the display.
"Well, she had a rough childhood. Her father offered her body to a monster from another dimension and Uranus and Neptune tried killing her." Setsuna continued. "It's bound to leave her a little emotionally crippled."
"Yes. I supposed you're right." Rei allowed.
"PUU!" The squeal came from behind her and Setsuna summoned the Time Shaft and promptly hit the being that was about to assault her…
Chibi-Usa plopped on the ground, unconscious. Everyone in the restaurant sweat-dropped. "Um, Setsuna-san?" Rei started.
"That was Chibi-Usa." Makoto finished.
"I'm aware of that now." Setsuna admitted glumly.
Meanwhile the three shadowed beings from before watched from a nearby bush. "Yes, it appears they had no idea we're watching them." One of the shadowed beings said out loud.
"Who said that?" Rei pondered.
"No one!" The three beings cried and made a mad dash out of there.
To be continued.