Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?

Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;

Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.

Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.

Disclaimer by Michiru: Alex does not own Sailor Moon. If you actually believe that, then you are an idiot and I'm just suprised you are able to read.-soft lady like cough.-Good day.

Chapter 4:

Usagi walked back in her room and placed the bandage on Chibi-Usa's head bump. "Chibi-Usa, baka!" She scolded her future daughter. "This is why I tell you to be careful playing outside."

"But Puu hit me!" The pink spore whined.

"Setsuna is not the type to randomly hit someone." Usagi told and smacked her in the head right at her bump. Chibi-Usa fought to not scream in pain and kicked Usagi on the butt making her trip and fall. Before these two kept going however…

"Usagi-chan! Minako-chan is here for you!" Usagi's mother called from downstairs.

"Oh right." Usagi remembered and pulled out her new night vision goggles. "Time for Supah Spy Usagi!" She giggled and rushed downstairs. Chibi-Usa chibi-blink for a few moments and when to her room up in the attic.

She closed the door and walked to her bed. She sat on it and then took her Crystal Carillon out from under her bed to summon her boyfriend when..."Chibi-Usa! You have a visitor!" Ikuko called again.

"Let them in!" Chibi-Usa replied and hid her Crystal Carillon under the bed. She would play with Helios later. A few moments later Hotaru came in the room. "Hotaru-chan!" The spore squealed and hugged her probably only friend. Unless you count Momo-chan. But no one really cares about her. "What are you doing here?"

"Chibi-Usa." Hotaru started ever so somber. "It has come to my attention that something seriously needs to be done about your..." Hotaru forced the words. "..your relationship with Pegasus. It's wrong."

"But.. I love Helios! We're going to be together forever and ever!"

"Chibi-Usa, you're in love with a horse! A horse!" Hotaru calmed herself and took out a group of pictures from her bag. "I took the liberty of downloading a few pictures so you can see what to expect if you keep on with this insane animal love." The pictures contained several shots of human and animal interaction… Yes, is exactly what you're thinking.

Chibi-Usa stared at the pictures in horror. "But… Helios told me he was a boy! He just likes to be a horse most of the time… but I'm sure when we get married!"

"Chibi-Usa, men lie to get girls to do…" She blushed. "That with them." She said pointing to the pictures. Suddenly in a glow of golden lights, Pegasus appeared and resumed his human form.

"What lies are you telling my baby?" Helios scolded in the heavily pedophile dub voice of his.

"The truth about your intentions!" Hotaru defended herself.

"It's okay, Helios." Chibi-Usa put her hands on her boyfriend's shoulder. "I'm still in love with you. And these pictures actually look kind of fun!"

"WHAT!" Hotaru face-.faulted as the odd couple shared a tender hug. "I… that's just wrong!" The Silence Glaive appeared on her hand and so did Saturn Sailor fuku. "I can't allow for a world where 10000 year old Horses seduced young impressionable minds into the hay with them!" She raised her Glaive ready to bring down The Silence… Only to stop once she noticed she was being completely ignored by the couple who were now openly kissing on the bed. "Gyah! Chibi-Usa, you can't be serious!"

Chibi-Usa giggled. "Hotaru-chan, I'll play with you later! I'm playing horsy with Helios now!"

Saturn blink and exited the room fast to throw up in the nearest bathroom. After washing herself she de-transformed and quietly let the house, a perplexed and confused daze surrounding her. Not noting she bump into someone.

"Oh, I'm sorry…" Hotaru started and then gazed up to see it was her father. "Poppa? What are you doing here?"

"Muahahahahaha!" Professor Tomoe cackled maniacally. "My dear DAUGHTER. I came to ASK you a FAVOR, Muahahaha!" Hotaru sweat-dropped.

"Poppa, did you let Germatoid posses you again?"

"Maybe. Muahahaha." He cackled his dark face, grinning that big red smile. "That's why I NEED you to HELP me. I blew up my HOUSE again so I need a PLACE to stay."

"Oh… dear…"

To be continued.