A/N: Wow, people are reading... -feels no pressure at all.- O.o;;;

Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?

Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;

Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.

Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.

Disclaimer by Helios: Hey, baby, how you doing there? Listen, Alex here doesn't own nothin', but I own the secret to make all your dreams come true, baby. So just let your self sleep and fall into my stalion co-I shoot him with a trang dart.-

Chapter 5:

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" The cackled could be heard all over the Kaioh Mansion. Michiru, who was trying to enjoy her morning newspaper at the dinning room, was growing a huge vein on her head that was not altering her face like always. Haruka, on the other hand, was looking rather furious at Setsuna who sat to her side.

"Can someone explain to me why is that man living here?" Haruka asked, somewhat disturbed now by the sounds of random explosions coming from Professor Tomoe's new lab, known as their basement.

"Now, now, Haruka." Setsuna tried to reason with a grave expression. "We took that poor man's daughter from him and force her to grow up to help us in our battle. The least we can do is give him a place to stay for now."

"Bull!" Haruka yelled slamming her manly/womanly fist on the table. Michiru drank her coffee and seemed to be ignoring her lover's display. "We can't allow that Daimon possessed man stay here!"

"Haruka, sit." Michiru said calmly. Haruka sneered but did as she was told. "Hotaru asked for a favor and so far it has been a week since she has tried to bring down the Silence. I can't stand the man myself,but I'm willing to make a sacrifice for the world." She glared her cold deep sea blue eyes at the other two Senshi. "We are the Outers. We do what we must do regardless of our own feelings." Another explosion shook the house violently, knocking down several of her antiques, breaking them and her painting collection mostly fell down wherever they were having, some scratching on the way down.

Awkward pause as Haruka and Setsuna sweat-drop over a silent Michiru, whose eyes have been covered with a shadow. A dark blue aura covers her. "Michi..?" Haruka starts.

She stands up, summons her Henshi Stick. "NEPTUNE CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" Deep blue water surrounds her and in a flash she is Sailor Neptune. "Excuse for a moment." Neptune vows and summons her Aqua Mirror.

Haruka and Setsuna watch her leave. "Well, that's going to be… awkward for Tomoe." Haruka summarized. Hotaru came in the room with a troubled expression.

"Hotaru-chan?" Setsuna questioned, turning to look at her.

Hotaru took a grave tone. "They just… hung up on me…" Both elder Senshi sweat-dropped. "I rushed to the phone with my poor frail legs and they just hung up on me… THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!"

"Hotaru…" Setsuna tried flatly to reason.

"NO! This time I will not be stopped! SATURN CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" She shouted unnecessarily since she has been known to turn into Sailor Saturn at will, but nevertheless turn into Sailor Saturn by these means. Her Glaive appeared in her hand and she prepared to bring down The Silence.

"Hotaru!" Haruka interrupted. "Um… are you not annoyed by your father living here?" She asked trying desperately to distract the Senshi of destruction.

SaturnSenshi blinks. "Um… well, it is getting rather strange to have him around…" She allowed herself to admit, taking a seat on the table and almost slicing Setsuna's head by accident with the Glaive. Hey, by ACCIDENT.

"Well, we just think since he's your father and all, you might want to talk to him." Haruka proposed.

"I supposed I could try…" Saturn started but stopped by the sounds of crashing coming from their basement.

"Muahahaha! That was MY favorite MICROSCOPE!"

"Just be glad I didn't shove it up somewhere else! SUBMERINE REFLECTION!"

A huge splash waved could heard, followed by more crashing and a huge laughing yet very scared scream from the Professor. A few moments later, Neptune made her way back into the room. The other three watched her with caution. "Michi?" Haruka was the first to break the silence.

"Well, what will you girls like to have for dinner?" Neptune said calmly taking a seat on the table again. "And don't worry about Souichi-san. He's going to try to be more quiet from now on." It was no question who the others feared the most in that house.

Saturn was about to reply when she noticed three shadows watching from out their window in the living room. She rushed to see but found nothing there when she arrived. "Strange…"

"Very…" Usagi and Minako said in unison from the bush beneath the window where they had been spying on the Outers' home. Saturn sweat-dropped.

To be continued.