A/N: Okay, I know. i've been busy with work and any free time I spend talking to my boyfriend and well... wait! You don't care! Fine! Here it goes! just so you know, I have 2 more chapters ready to go, but I'll post them depending on how many reviews. So read review and whore my story around your fellow readers so I get reviewed!

Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?

Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;

Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.

Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.

Disclaimer by Minako: Hi. I, the great V-chan, am here to tell you that Alex does in no way own Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon. And why would he want to own that anyway? Is just a cheap copy of the Great Codename Sailor V! Where Iwas the star! And I had a movie deal, damn it! When is it my turn to shine again!Why am I now be reduce to a second class character! DAMN YOU RUN RUN MAGAZINE!-I pat Minako-sama.-Thanks.

Chapter 6:

Usagi and Minako were lounging in their swimsuits at Haruka and Michiru's new indoor swimming pool. "Ah, this is the life!" Usagi said stretching in to her chair.

"You can say that again, Usagi-chan."

"Ah, this is the life." The girl actually said it again. Minako sweat-dropped. Then, Michiru, Ami and Hotaru came in their own swimsuits and towels. "Ooh, hey, Ami-chan!" Usagi waved cheerfully. Ami waved back and put her towel on a nearby table.

Michiru for her part only gave a friendly nod to the blondes and jumped gracefully into the pool. Ami followed and the two began their traditional swimming matches. Usagi watched with awed while Minako just laid herself on her chair for a nice nap. Hotaru sat in another chair and started reading a book titled 'How to keep Pink spores away from pedophile equines'. Of course all was interrupted when a huge glowing light broke through the roof and mashed into the pool.

Everyone stopped whatever they were doing to look at the sudden comet like form that emerged from the bottom of the pool… with an annoyed look on his face. "Damn… I miscalculated." Kou Yaten said as he swam to the edge and got out. His suit wet and ruined now.

"Yaten-kun!" Minako jumped from her seat and hugged the former Pop Idol like a rag doll making it difficult for him to breath.

"Get your hands off me this instant! HEALER STAR POWER MAKE UP!" In flashing bolt Yaten transgendered his way into Sailor Star Healer. Minako blinked and let go.

"Gyah! I don't swing that way!" She squealed as she backed away. Michiru chuckled briefly when her attention turned to Hotaru. The Senshi of Destruction was completely wet from the splash and looked extremely upset.

"You dared do this to me…" Hotaru started. "You dared disturbed my peace!"

"Oh… dear..." Michiru sweat-dropped.

"SATURN CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" She turned into Sailor Saturn and held her Silence Glaive pointed at Sailor Star Healer. "You alien life form. I shall vanish you with the rest of the universe for your sins against me!" She held her Glaive high, prepared to bring the Silence.

"Hotaru-chan!" Usagi yelled ever so useless.

"STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!" Sailor Healer yelled and a stream of slashing star lightings attacked Saturn. The Senshi of destruction fell after the attack and looked quite confused. No one had ever attacked her to stop her before.

"Well, what do you know." Minako realized. "She calms down after a good beating."

"Yes." Michiru beamed. "I guess after all these years of child abuse, pain is the only thing she understands." Everyone nodded as Saturn stared coldly at Star Healer.

"Well, whatever. I wasn't going to let that tramp try and kill the Universe. I'm part of it." Star Healer selfishly said as she undid her Henshi, transgendering again. "Now, will one of you worthless Earthlings take me to where I'm going to be sleeping."

Everyone sweat-dropped. Michiru walked up to the Alien Senshi. "I'm sorry, Yaten-san, but may I ask what happened to your own home?"

"Did your planet get attacked again?" Usagi interjected.

"No. I don't wanna talk about it!" Yaten said harshly as he remembered the incident. Sorry. No chibi-fied flashback here. "Just be good host and show me to my room." He walked out of the pool building and glance at the Kaioh mansion. "This will have to do." He said much to Michiru annoyance.

"Surely you're not thinking of staying here." Michiru cautioned. Her house was already much invaded by unwanted guest.

"I don't believe I stuttered, Kaioh-san." Yaten said with a slight grin and headed towards the house. "Oh, and we're so changing that color. Aqua is so last year."

Michiru had a small fire aura surrounding her glowing red eyes. Saturn remained staring coldly on the floor. Minako was sighing dreamily. Ami and Usagi just blinked till no end.

Meanwhile in nearby bushes. "Our time is soon coming." One of the three shadowed figures said.

"You know, they're going to catch us if we keep hanging out here." Another one of them said.

"You're right." They all rushed out. Saturn turned to see them rush out, a perplexed expression on her face

To be continued.