A/N: Thanks for all that... 1 review? ONE! aDJadmkaDJK I could kill you all!-takes out the Silences Glaive.-Or Imay cut you some slack, sinceI know FFnet has been being stupid lately. as always. You better review the hell out of this
Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?
Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;
Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.
Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.
Disclaimer Tuxedo Kamen: I can't stand and watch people who take claim of the wonderful work of the great Naoko-sama. PrettySoldier Sailor Moon is her creation and no one else.-The crowed waits.-what? That's all I do. I could throw my rose if you like.
Chapter 7:
Michiru, Yaten, Hotaru and Professor Tomoe were all spending a nice afternoon in the local Juuban District shopping mall. Minako and Usagi, all in spy gear were following closely behind. Hotaru was holding a small box where she carried a brand new lamp. The group walked over to a clothing shop. They started to idly stare at the new designs.
"EXCUSE me MISS!" Tomoe addressed. "Do YOU carry a LABCOAT that's DEMON PUKE resistant?"
"Sure, we have some lovely designs over here." The nice clerk said walking Tomoe over. What? It's Japan! There's lots of crazy scientist in anime!
Michiru went into the dressing and put in a stunning low cut blood red dress on. Yaten rolled his pretty little eyes. "Typical you would pick that, Kaioh-san." A vein form in Michiru's forehead. "Well, I guess you're going for French prostitute look."
Michiru calmly adjusted her dress on the mirror. "I think I'll decline on taking advice from a transsexual alien, if you don't mind." A vein appeared on Yaten's head.
"Kaioh-san. You dress like a whore. Just admit it."
"You take that back or I'll show you the wrath of Neptune."
Before the fight could go on a rose sliced its way between the two and actually knocked over Hotaru's lamp in the process, breaking it.
"Young beauties shouldn't fight against each other over looks. I can't allow this to happen." The masked man in a long cape said, standing on top of a high window.
"Tuxedo Kamen!" Usagi yelled his name in that way she always does. I mean,like people won't know who the guy is by now. Of course she blew their cover and Minako smacked her princess in the back of the head.
"I, in the name of love, will stop you!" Tuxedo Kamen went on.
"You…" Hotaru started darkly. "You destroyed my precious lamp! My hobby!" The silence Glaive materialized at her side and she sliced the rose that was on the floor, prompting Tuxedo Kamen to sweet-drop. "To think that the world will one day be ruled by the likes of you is disgusting! You flower throwing waste of space!" Her Sailor Fuku appeared on her frail body. Note: The people in the shop were otherwise occupied to notice the display so no secret identities were blown.
Hotaru raised her Silence Glaive ready to bring down the world's ultimate destruction. Yaten and Michiru grimaced slightly. Minako got her Henshi stick out ready to cause violence on the battered child so she would stop when-
"Excuse me, Hotaru-san." Yaten began. "Wouldn't it be more productive to just kill that human instead of the whole world?"
Michiru smiled and turned to Hotaru too. "Yes, Hotaru-chan, why don't you just kill Endymion-Sama?"
Hotaru paused and thought about it as Tuxedo Kamen panicked and was ready to escape. "You can't harm Mamo-chan!" Usagi interjected. "He's the love of my life!"
"And the only man that can stand to be around her." Minako added somewhat jokingly.
"Seiya seemed to stand her just fine." Yaten said darkly.
"I think the point that Aino-san was trying to make was that he's the only male." Michiru retorted. "Not sexually confused alien."
"You're seriously asking for a good slap." Yaten glared coldly.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Everyone turned their attention to the door, where the three infamous Shadowed figures appeared. They were all female with long hair and wearing strangely designed Sailor Fukus.
"The Sailor of name changing and valley girl voices! Sailor DiC!" The one with long blue hair said.
"The Sailor of homophobia and sloppy editing! Sailor Cloverway!" The one with long red hair said.
"The Sailor of censorship and Americanization! Sailor Lunar-dubbing!" The one with long blonde hair said.
"We are the Dubbed Scout! And we're here to punish you in the name of the DUBBED MOON!" The Three shouted.
"And that means you!" Sailor DiC added for no apparent reason. The other two sweat-dropped. "What?"
To be continued.