A/N: Okay. Before I begin this story, I have to say that not being from the US I never saw all of the Enlgish dub (like 20 eps in total). The spanish dub contained similar changes: Zoicite's sex change. Attack name changes. Senshi replaced with Scouts-shudder.- Name changes on the characters. Though, no editing or plot changes or Americanization occured. R, S, Super S and Stars were kept intact pretty much. Not much name changing or attack changing. The Enlgish dub, from what I've seen a researched pretty much destroyed the series. I mean it. I was visiting family over there and I was like "oh Sailor moon's on." So I go see it... and it was like watching something else. Bad voice actors. Bad slang use. Editing everywhere. Erasing Japanese cullture.. the hell? So I hate the English dub and its supporters. I find American dubbing companies stupid and homophobic. And I'm going to bash them as much as possible here. That's all I have to say. You can go and attack my view but I won't listen to you. So just enjoy the story or go to hell. Does that make me a purist? Probably. Do I care if you don't like that? Fuck no. Read and Review. Note: Not an attack on America. An attack on American censors.

Title: Saturn tries destroying the world - The series?

Summery: A short story, or a collection of short stories if I decide to do more, of Taru-chan's attempts to use her most dangerous attack every time she loses confident in the world. Or something pisses her off. O.o;;;

Timeline: Anime based. Some years after Stars.

Note: I love BSSM. It was my first anime and probably the only one I like. And I love each Senshi, so this is not meant to insult them in anyway. I just like to poke some fun with them.

Disclaimer Luna: Alex doesn't own Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon... screw this! I want more lines in this story than just the disclaimer! I mean, people love me, right? RIGHT! NO! Don't cut to the story! Wai-

Chapter 8:

The Sailor Scouts of the Dubbed Moon stood strongly against the Sailor Senshi. The normal people ran out in a hurry. Michiru, Yaten, Usagi, Minako, Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Saturn all stood in front of them.

"Long Senshi Henshi sequences followed by long speeches! NOW!" Michiru shouted.

"MOON ETERNAL...!"

"VENUS CRYSTAL POWER...!"

"NEPTUNE CRYSTAL POWER...!"

"HEALER STAR POWER...!"

"MAKE UP!"

Feathers surrounded Usagi and in an instant her fuku appeared. Light flashes whirled around Minako and she was in fuku gear instantly. A wave of water flow poured around Michiru and her fuku was complete. In a flash his gender changed and Yaten was covered by her bad ass leather fuku.

"The Senshi of justice! Sailor-suited beautiful Senshi, Sailor Venus!"

"Heralded by a new age, Sailor Neptune, appearing gracefully."

"Out of the darkness appears Sailor Stars! Sailor Star Healer! Stage on!"

"I am the melancholic warrior...Sailor Saturn!" Everyone stopped and sweat-dropped. "What? Hush you! Like yours are any better! I mean, stage on? New age? Beautiful Senshi? Please!"

The other three wore 'how dare you' looks. Sailor Moon waited for her speech time. The Dub Scouts waited with annoyed looks. "I can't stand it, girlfriends!" Sailor DiC started. She got her Moon Stick looking object out. "MOON HEALING CHARACTER ALTERATION!" She shot a bolt at Sailor Moon. Tuxedo Kamen ran to her side and rushed her away.

"VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!" Venus produced her chain and sent it in DiC's attack's way. The attack absorbed the chain. "What?" Venus paused.

Sailor DiC smiled. "VENUS LOVE WHIP!" The chain came out of the Moon stick looking object and headed towards Venus. It hit her and she fell.

"DEEP SUMERGE!" Neptune started against the other two Scouts. Sailor Cloverway and Lunar-dubbing jump to each side to avoid the wavy attack that destroyed a mannequin. Cloverway got her Princess Rod looking object out.

"MOON PRINCESS HOMOSEXUAL MODIFICATION!" A flash of lights hit Neptune hard and she fell on the ground. Tuxedo Kamen let Moon down and rushed to her side.

"Neptune!" He shouted.

"Ooh, what a cute guy! I probably dated you since I'm a total slut for boys!" She giggled retarded like. The other Senshi sweat-dropped.

"She… became a valley girl…" Healer realized.

"A non Yuri valley girl." Venus added.

"NO!" Saturn screamed.

"Like, chill, Hotaru!" Neptune said getting up. "It's all cool, girlfriends."

"We will correct your flaws so American children can be allow to be your fans." Sailor Lunar-dubbing started taking her Spiral Heart Moon Rod looking object out. "We will make you more American. Therefore, retarded and stupid and never gay!"

"We can't allow you to do that!" Moon shouted.

"You don't have a chance against us!" Sailor Cloverway said darkly walking over to Lunar-dubbing. "We're just messenger from our great master. Optimum!"

Sailor DiC joined her comrades. "Sorry, girlfriends. Like I totally hope we didn't spoil your pàr-ty! You'll like our changes! They're Da bomb!"

"NO!" Saturn screamed. "I will not allow you to make a mockery out of us by making us more American!" She stuck her Silence Glaive. "I'll destroy this world before you can change it!"

"Hotaru-chan!" Moon and Venus screamed as Saturn raised her Glaive and quickly brought it down, nothing stopping the earth from complete destruction.

To be continued.