A/N: Hey y'all! This is my slightly late April Fools one shot! Enjoy
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
The Extremely Boring Story
All the Gryffindors are sitting in the common room chatting.
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"…?"
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record screeches, really it was
The most boring thing in the world
More boring than listening to Professor Binns lectures
More boring than Snape not taking points from Gryffindor
More boring than Dumbledore's speech at the beginning of the year
More boring than listening to instrumental music
More boring than Slytherins not teasing Gryffindors
More boring than doing homework
More boring than the library
More boring than sitting in the hospital wing with nothing to do
It's…………………………………………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
"Why am I wearing a DRESS!" wailed Ron who had eaten apparently a Medieval Marshmallow
"Tweet, tweety tweedy tweet!" said Ginny a now little yellow canary
"IT'S THE ATTACK OF FRED AND GEORGE!" said Hermione tripping into a portable mud puddle. Hogwarts was a racket people were changing and falling for pranks every where
"Ahh!"
"Ouch!"
"WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS!"
"THE BOY WHO WON'T DIE WILL NEVER SAVE US!" said Malfoy
"Hey! That's not funny!"
"WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US?"
"IT'S NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY!" said Harry being turned into a lemur
"Hey Seamus just turned into a canary!"
"100 points from Gryffindor! Because the Weasley twins are here and they used to be in Gryffindor! Also to calm me down from wearing this pink tutu!" cried Snape
"100 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN BECAUSE MY HAIR IS ORANGE!" said McGonagall
"One hundred points to anyone who can get rid of this stuff!" said Flitwick
"ACCIO PRANKS!" said Sprout, canary creams medieval marshmallows, mud puddles, lemur stuff came to sprout by the thousands totally covering her so she got a weird effect to it all. She ended up wearing a mud covered dress with canary wings and feet and a tail and lemur head. Fred and George were in the background laughing
"Whats so funny?" asked Hogwarts
"Well, you guys forgot that today was Christmas." Said Fred
"Huh?" said Ron
"APRIL FOOL!" said The twins and they left with a puff of smoke
"I can't believe we forgot it was April Fools day!" said Harry
"I know, then we would expect this attack."
"Well, at least we have pranks in mind for everyone don't we?" said Hermione
"Uh…." Said Harry
"Well," said Ron
"April fool, I knew that, I don't have any pranks either soon everything will be back to normal." Then mashed potatoes hit her in the side
"But first we have a FOOD FIGHT!" So they had a food fight and this is a funny April fool story.
A/N: Hey, I'm glad you liked it so anyway I got something to tell you this will be my last fic so Good Bye! My parental unit won't let me write so Bye! APRIL FOOL! There will be more from me, I promise. Bye!