Rulue barges into Count's castle, and as his henchman watch her strange actions, Count doesn't realize he's been tricked. Requested by a tumblr anon!

Whimsy

"R-Rulue!"

Count's voice broke out, alerting his trio of minions. Demon Servant raised his head, jerking his attention to the silver double doors, and Vampire streaked his fingers through his long blonde hair, his smirk stretching into his cheeks. Water Element peered out from behind Demon Servant, her eyes widening from the sudden intrusion.

Rulue chuckled, sashaying her hips as she sauntered inside. She kicked the doors shut, their deafening boom killing the silence. Only the click-clack of her heels echoed in the long throne room, and her lips spread into her rouged cheeks.

"Some nerve you have barging in here," Water Element seethed, furrowing her brow, "especially when there's only room for one beauty."

Tutting, Rulue waved her finger. "Now, now, I'm here to speak with your boss. Let's not be unwelcoming."

"You-!" She stomped out from behind Demon Servant, water dripping down her legs with each step only to gasp when Count threw his arm out. "S-sir?"

Standing at his full height, he squared his broad shoulders. His fanged snarl deepened as he balled his hands into fists. He had no idea what Rulue was planning. She had already bested him too many times. It wasn't like her to waltz into his castle, but before he could order his henchmen to attack, Rulue sighed.

She pivoted towards him, the back of her hand pressing against her forehead. Her cheeks flushed a deep scarlet, a haze fogging over her bright eyes. She fell forwards, her shoulder hitting Count's chest, and she giggled, her lips puckering as she clung to his vest.

"She's...swooning?" Demon Servant straightened, apprehension seizing him.

"Oh, Count, you must know what I desire." She stroked his chin, running her fingers over his jaw.

"I...I do?" he murmured, completely stupefied.

"Yes! I crave to be your wife." She pressed her chest against him, a sultry snicker slipping over her plump lips. "You've asked me so many times, and I was foolish to not accept. Satan could never treasure me...as I know you will."

"She-she's finally-!" Vampire cut himself off, noticing an odd puff of black smoke wafting behind Rulue's luxurious blue hair.

Count, however, was fully enamored. She finally gave him exactly what he needed to hear. She came to him, adoring and begging. The Fighting Queen was right in the palm of his hand, delectable, delicious, and he was already licking his fangs as Rulue streaked through his short blonde hair.

"Oh, Rulue," he purred, not noticing Water Element rolling her eyes, "you've no idea how long I've waited for this."

She smiled, a blank look masking her seductive features. Clapping his shoulders, she immediately ducked as he went in to kiss her. She kicked out his legs, her laughter growing more high pitched as he toppled to the ground, landing face first.

"Look! Her hair!" Vampire blurted as the smog began enveloping her body, twisting through her locks and racing down over her strong, curvy physique.

Her laughter roared, changing all the while until it was filled with manic glee and chaotic energy. As the smoke evaporated, all that was left was a pulsing electromagnetic creature. Puffs of smog still surrounded it, but as Demon Servant rushed to attend his master, the creature struck, slamming right into his skull.

Demon Servant gasped. Pain pounded in his head, and as Count rose to his feet, betrayal burning in his pinprick eyes, he swiftly kicked him in the back. Count grunted, his face colliding with the carpet, and Water Element and Vampire rushed to aid him.

"What-what is the meaning of this? Did you shove me? I am your master, and I've already been humiliated!" Count snarled, whipping around to face Demon Servant as the creature shot free from his body, twisting in the air to possess the unsuspecting Vampire.

"N-no, no! It was him!" He shot his finger out at Vampire, who groaned and rubbed his head only to immediately snap his attention to them.

"Why, no, no! It was not I, the handsome, sexy, Vampire. It was Demon Servant, of course." He chuckled. "I saw him shove you, sir. It was quiiiite dishonorable for a servant to do."

"It wasn't me! You did it!"

"You did it!"

"You did it!"

"I did it!"

"Don't give me any of that!" Demon Servant shoved Vampire backwards and slapped his hand on his chest. "Count, I did it!"

Count immediately blasted Demon Servant with a fireball, sending him flying through the air and pulverizing the double doors on his way out. Heaving out a sigh, he let the events replay in his head before glaring at Vampire, who wobbled as the creature left his body.

"What sorcery is this?" he snarled as the creature took form.

Ecolo giggled, crossing their legs and saying, "Man, Satan told me you guys were chumps, but I didn't think it was this bad!" They peered over at Water Element. "And what kind of outfit are you wearing? Aren't you cold? You should wear a sweater. My friend Ringo has lots of 'em."

"I don't want to hear fashion advice from a naked thing!" Water Element crossed her arms over her pronounced chest, her bunny outfit as impractical as ever.

"State your name! What business does Satan have with me to send a fool over here disguised as Rulue?" Count barked.

Ecolo sighed. "No reason at all. I just popped over 'cause I was bored."

"To terrorize us?" Vampire snapped, trying to snatch Ecolo, but they flew farther above their heads.

"This isn't terrorizing. Terrorizing is dropping so many Puyos onto a world that it eventually gets destroyed and making a girl you just met try to stop your absolute reign of chaos. This is just shenanigans." Ecolo yawned and stretched. "Anyway, I'm gonna go now. It's been a real blast!"

Flashing a peace sign, Ecolo evaporated into a fine mist. They attempted to grab them, but Ecolo was too swift for them. Count uttered a frustrated scream, his cronies sighing, and as Vampire Servant staggered back inside, Ecolo appeared beside him, lightly smacked his head, and went on their merry way.