Author's Note- Yay! My sis and I are writing this phic together…and it is gonna get really weird, but stay quite funny I hope…I hope you all enjoy it! And please review!

Disclaimer- I do not own Erik…well…I own an Erik muse…but I don't own PotO…how's that?

Chapter 1

A Boring Party

It was a very boring party. For hours, the three girls (and Erik) had been sitting around, doing nothing. It was almost midnight and they were trying to figure out a movie to watch.

"Phantom!" Jen yelled. The younger girls glared. "We watched that last night." Her sister told her. "Er…ok…how 'bout the OTHER Phantom!"

"Watched it two nights ago!" Jessica said, bored. Jen thought. "Timeline?"

"No." the others both said. "Help me Erik!" Jen begged. Erik looked up from the book he was reading and blinked. "You're no fun…" the older sister muttered. "Alright, you choose!"

"Titanic!" both Jessica and Heavenn shouted at the same time. "Alright…fine…" Jen said, giving in. She liked Titanic, even if the ending was horrible. Jessica found the movie and put it in, and her sister sat back down on the couch, next to her muse, Erik. "You're still boring, Erik."

"I know." He replied, not looking up. Jen rolled her eyes and watched as the movie started. They watched through, despite the late hour, giving commentary at random intervals. Jessica and Heavenn were enjoying themselves. Jen was slightly bored, as none of her friends had been able to come. She would have to suffer with Erik. Not that she was suffering by any means. "Hey…want food anyone?" she suggested. "I'm making popcorn. "Sure." They replied, eyes glued to the screen. "Erik?"

"Any chocolate?" the Phantom asked, intent on the movie. "I'll see…nope, but there is some ice-cream in the freezer…" A few moments later Jen re-appeared with a pint of Ben and Jerry's. "Yes," she said, looking at the creamy goodness with delight, "Chunky Monkey, the one ice cream…to rule them ALL!"

"Please…no One Ring to Rule Them All spoofs, Jen." Erik asked. "Fine…party pooper…" the percussionist muttered. "I heard that."

"I know." Jen took a seat after passing bowls of popcorn to the two younger girls, then handed a bowl of ice-cream to Erik, pulling out a spoon and keeping the cardboard pint for herself. "Hey, you have more!" he complained. "No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Do!"

"Don't!"

"Do!"

"Don't!"

"Shut up!" Heavenn yelled, turning to look at them. Both of them glared, struggling over the pint. "Fine." Erik muttered, angrily eating from the bowl Jen had given him. The movie continued for the most part with little difficulties. Until the part where Jack dies of course, when all in the room started complaining about how he should have lived.

"Stupid director…" Erik muttered, wiping away a tear. "Are you crying?" Jen asked. "No." he replied, trying to look all Phantom-ish. "You were crying…"

"I was not!"

"Yes you were!" Jen began laughing. "Erik was crying! Erik was crying!"

"He was? Aw, poor unhappy Erik." Jessica said sympathetically. Erik smiled at her. "Thank you." Jen glowered. "Stupid Phantom…" she muttered under her breath, making herself comfortable on the seat, which, in turn, meant pushing him off the couch. The percussionist chuckled evilly. Erik moved and took a seat next to Heavenn, where there was room. She gave him a strange look then shrugged. After three hours of commentary, action, and Erik crying, the movie was over. "Aww…" all the people in the room moaned, wishing it weren't over. "What now?" Jessica asked, five minutes later, wide awake. Jen and Heavenn shrugged. Erik remained himself and didn't respond. "We could watch Return of the Fellowship of the Two Kings Towers…" Jen suggested.

"That isn't even a real movie!" Erik retorted. "If you watch all three LotR DVD's it is…" was her reply. He rolled his eyes. "Smart alac…"

"Thank you." Jen gave him a smug smile, her blue eyes gleaming triumphantly in the light of the TV screen. "How about Timeline?" Jessica suggested, browsing through the DVDs. "Yes!" Jen shouted. "Gerard Butler! YAY!"

"Must we?" Erik whined. "I don't like Gerard Butler."

"Why?" Heavenn asked. "He looks like me…but doesn't have to have a mask." Erik answered coldly, pouting as the Timeline DVD was put in. They watched through, with much 'squeeing' and phangirlishness from Jen and eye rolling from Erik. About half-way through the movie, Jen went to sit next to Erik, only to find he was dead-asleep. She grinned wickedly. "Hey…Jess…Erik's asleep…"

"Really? Hmmm…I have a great idea!" Another wicked smile was passed around the room. "I'll be right back…" Jessica stood and disappeared up the stairs, only to return moments later with her stage make-up. All three girls grinned at Erik's sleeping form. "Hey, I'll get sharpies and draw on his mask." Jen suggested, "And you two do his make-up."

"Ok." The two younger girls agreed. "Mask or no mask?" Jessica asked. "Hmmm…do what you want…just make sure you put it back on before he wakes up…"

"Alright." Heavenn said, pealing the mask off. While Jen was scribbling on the white porcelain, she asked "How did you get Erik anyway?"

"I called the 'Adopt-a-Muse' agency." Blank stares from Jessica and Heavenn. "Er…long story…"

"Alright then…" her sister said. After an hour, they all stepped away from Erik and fell over laughing. He looked ridiculous. His mask was covered in dragons and scribbles, as well as many other random things. Dark eye-shadow surrounded his eyes, so they looked much the Lon Chaney phantom. To go along with it, there were heavy lines of eye-liner, and a good amount of red-lipstick. To finish it off, brown make-up had been applied in a curling French-cartoon style moustache. "You know what we do now?" Jen asked. The others shook their heads. "Take pictures and post them on the internet!" she said, pulling out her digital camera. She took a picture, then ran to the office to upload it and put it online. Soon, she returned, laughing manically. "Done." She said, still laughing, and they all began laughing evilly in a way that made Michael Crawford's Phantom laugh seem nice. Just then, Erik stirred. "Hurry, back to your seats…" Jessica whispered, scuttling away. Jen was soon back on the couch, and Erik rolled over, opening his eyes. "Wha…what I miss?" he asked, yawning. The three girls smile innocently. "Us acting like complete idiots while watching this movie." Heavenn said, trying not to laugh.

"Oh." He replied, standing and returning to his seat by Jen. "Are you going to go to bed? Ever?" he asked. They shook their heads. "Nope." Jessica said. Erik sighed. "Well, then neither will I." Within minutes he was sleeping again, using Jen as an involuntary pillow. She glared at him and watched the movie. "Stupid Phantom…"

After Timeline ended, they were all yawning. "We should get some sleep…" Jen suggested. "We need to be awake tomorrow for Six Flags."

"Yeah." Heavenn agreed. Jessica nodded. "See you two tomorrow." Jen said, pushing Erik off the couch so she could stretch out. He hit the ground and woke up. "Would you stop doing that?"

"No." she replied sweetly. He glared, then got a pillow and closed his eyes. He would get his revenge in the morning. Within thirty minutes, all whispering had stopped and they were all asleep.