A.N. Hello everyone! Thank you for the reviews , sorry it took so long for me to update. I've had a 26 page report on battles of WW2 to do. See ya!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or any songs or qouts you see.
An announcer's voice boomed onto the microphone. "Please welcome Alphonse Elric .
AL walks onto stage "Do I have to?"whined Al
"I had to so you have to " said Ed who had a cast on both limbs that were not metal an getting ready for the nerves to be reattached.
1.I'm to sexy for my armor, to sexy for my seal.
2.What...? The new Harry Potter book is out...?...I don't have a problem...must...BUY!
3.Da na na na na na na na can't touch this...
4. "I mock you with my monkey pants."
5 "Will you bear my children?"
6.Do not mock the mutant banana named Bob!
7. Grapes are fun!"
8.I like pickled fish past.
9.Screw alchemy I've got a gun!
10."Peanut butter jelly time..."
11.This is my evil laugh mwaahahahahaha!What do you think.
12.Ed, meet ed
13.My gym partners an alchemist. (I do not like the show my gym partners a monkey.)
14.Hug me Bro
15.See ya later alligator.
16.I'm not an alchemist I'm a sailor scout.
17. "Game on, get your game on..."
18.Whic suits me the rose perfume o\r the hope perfume.
19. "Your move, Its time to duel and theirs no backing down, the heart of the cards is where magic is found."
20.I want fairy wings.
21.I;'m the philosophers stone. No Voldomort is going to steal me.
Al finishes and is pale white. "NO!VOLDOMORT IS GOING TO STEAL ME WHAT DO I DO!"
Well thats the chapter, I hop you liked.R&R