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Yea, yea don't own, yes I know and so do you
(due to extremely stupid material the following types of people should not read they might take it seriously)
Just plain stupid people
blonds
old people that can't take a joke
young people that cant take a joke
(thank you)
Twas a bright and sunny day on the Hogwarts grounds and the DA members that had been chosen were deciding where to start their search.
Hermione- Ok now that were all here I think its best if we decide what were best at then play to it.
Harry-didn't we do this in our first adventure?
Ron-Taco?
Harry-Bell?
Hermione- SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTHS AND LISTEN TO ME!
Ron- Hermione are you going through your period?
Hermione- no…
Harry- no…wait what were we talking about?
Luna- period?
(all stare)
Ginny- Harry's a hunksickle
RON-(is angry) OMG HOW DARE YOU GO AND DIE FOOLISH GIRL I OWN YOU!
Cher- DO YOU BELIVE IN LOVE AFTER LIFE!
Harry-(blushes) maybe…
Hermione- anyway about the talent thing I AM THE SMART ONE!
Ron- I AM THE BABOON WITH RED HAIR AND AN IQ OF 5 AND CAN PLAY CHESS
Harry- I AM THE ADVENTURES ONE AND MENTALLY DISTURBED BECAUSE I SEE THINGS INSIDE OF MY HEAD
Rita Skeita- oh look he craves attention
Hermione- DIE AVARDA KADAVRA
Ginny- I AM THE SCARLET WOMAN!
Luna- I AM THE MENTALY CHALLENGED HOTTIE WITH REALLY BAD A.D.D.
Cher- AND I AM THE SINGER WHO IS ACTUALLY A TERRIBLE GYPSY
Cher- I feel pretty
Harry- O so pretty
Cher- I feel pretty
Harry- and witty
Cher- AND GAY
Luna- and I pity and girl who isn't me!
(all stare in amazement)
(the amazement is being stared at)
Harry- here we go again
(at is after stared)
(is, is before being and before before, which comes before it)
Hermione- raise your hand if you understood that!
(just luna is raising her hand)
(hand is being raised)
(raised is proud to be being something)
(raised turns the color of a radish)
(the radish is sickened)
Harry- Ok lets go TO THE FOREST!
(even though they look for 90009342394523475982347598732094857 hours they find nothing exept for a picture of Ron's aunt Muriel)
Ron- is making out with picture
Harry-wasn't that supposed to be in the little marks?
Ron-nods
Harry- o forget it THIS CHAPTER IS OVER!
Hermione- were never going to find her
Harry- HEDWIGS A MAN
Hedwig-(from miles away) IMA GIRL YOU #&#(!&!)
(all stare at the raccoon that Rita is making out with)