Full Metal Chimera

(Sits behind her stand and shouts)

"SORRY I HAVEN'T UP-DATED LATLY LAST UP-DATE WAS ON 11/02/05 EPP! 13 DAYS! ANY HOW I RAN OUT OF CUP CAKE MIX BUT THERE WAS A SALE ON GIANT CHOCOLATE BARS gestures to mound of chocolate HERES MY LIST O THANKS!

L33Tbunny: you'll have to read on to find out!

Stevie B: (Twitches, hackles raise, Ears lay felt on headbegins to hiss) Every one has a right to there own opinions, but sadly for you I'm going to continue this story, nothing anyone can say will make me discontinue it. Oh and here's one more thing if you don't have anything nice to say, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

P.s. Why the hell did you read it in the first place?

(Pelts with bernt cookies)

Anime#1Fan: HOW MANY MIND READERS ARE THERE OUT THERE!

Fullmetal Chibi: Uhh ok…..

Blood Thirst: Hee hee I know but if I don't type it up I won't remember to writ it :D

IronFlameAlchemist: YAY! (Does a happy little dance cat ears waving up and down)

Darkblade Wielder: Yes Ma'am! (Runs to upload chapter tail puffed up)

Zelliyn: Thanks, uh Fine why don't you go lay down (calls security to escort you too guest bed)

Shakia: yeah well with a psychotic loon running around yah kinda jump to conclusions.

Edluver: Thanks! I'm Sorry you couldn't go trick or treating but giant bars chocolate are good too! Does a double take on the review. WTF YOUR SICK? (Burst into tears)

PhantomKaito: WHAT THAT'S HOW ITS SPELLED? (yells at dictionary saying you lied to me!) oh yeah a lion would have been cool.

fma-fan158: Thank you, thank-you, thank-you, THANK-YOU! 4:Yeah, hope you didn't get offended by that web site! 4:yet another mind reader! 2:thanks! 1:Yeah a new person who reviews regularly!

Mickiept: Guess they do Oh yeah no need to worry about the cookies (I forgot to add suger!)

Selena Mori: Welcome to the club! You can chose cookies if you want!

Chapter four: The moment I've been trying to figure out how to write for days!

(Psycho/Ed POV)

The Women Carried Ed's now prone form up to the house, to the front door which was locked…'Shit,' She thought 'this won't work the kid'll wake up at the rate I'm going, what did I do with that key?'

She shuffled her feet slightly trying to adjust the sleeping boy in her arms. 'How can such a small person weigh so much?' She thought to herself.

Clink. ' What was that?' She thought looking down at her feet a glint of silver caught her eye. a key. She almost did a dance of glee. She picked it up unlocked the door, and went inside.

The house was filled with cobwebs, furniture covered with white sheets, it looked as though it had once been a grand manor, but now it was a run-down haunted looking house.

'Place gives me the creeps.' She shuddered a little and continued down the hall she came to the basement door, and nearly dropped him when she tried to open it, she was as careful as possible going down the stairs; of course she ended up jumping at every single sound and got her foot stuck in the second to last step.

Finally she reached the transmutation circle she had drawn earlier that afternoon. A dog lay unconscious a little ways away.

First step, remove all heavy clothing, she took Ed's red jacket off and put it on the back of a chair.

'I can use that in a little.'

She went back to him and noticed he had a metal arm.

'Wow, this will be interesting.'

She also noticed he only had one shoe on. 'Aw fuck, can't I do this one time and not have to go back and clean my foot prints? Ah well can't be avoided now.'

She removed his belt, his pants fell down. She blushed 'I may psychotic loon who turns people into monsters, but I am no pervert.' She thought distantly. 'Hey he's a boxer guy!'

She spotted a pocket watch hanging off of the belt. She held it up to her face and saw a strange symbol on the front of it. 'Hmmm… that looks familiar.' Then it hit her. 'DOUBLE FUCK! I kidnapped a state alchemist! Well it's kinda too late to go back now.'

She took off his pants any way 'How many automail body parts does he have?' She thought spotting his leg. Placed him in the middle off the circle transmuted the floor to bind him their so when he woke up he couldn't get away. Placed the dog on top of him and waited for him to wake up.

She decided to hum well she waited. 10 songs later she found herself singing 'I'm a little tea pot'

"I'm a little tea pot short and stoat, here is my handle here is my spout."

'Hey he twitches every time I say short!'

"Small," His eyes lids began to flicker. 'Hey, I should have tried that earlier!'

((SPACE))

'Oh my aching head. HEY DID SOMEONE SAY LITTLE!' He tried to open his eyes but they were too heavy.

"Short and stoat,"

'That's it! I can't stand it any more!' He tried again but only managed a slight twitch.

"Small,"

His eye lids began to flicker. He tried to sit up but found he couldn't move. He tried to left up his arm, but found it restrained too.

"What the fuck happened?" He muttered to himself groggily.

"Hey, no need to curse!" A cross voice said just out of sight.

Ed tried to lift his head up, straining his neck a little (A/N: Ouch!- if you don't think that sounds painful, lay on your back and with out moving any other body part lift up your head!), but ended up losing his fight with gravity and just laid his head back down his neck relaxing.

He suddenly realized he could feel fur on his legs and arms, heavy- rather smelly- breath on his face. A dog.

'HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT!' He screamed in his head. 'Wait why the hell is there a dog on me?' He turned his head slightly and saw a transmutation circle, AND HE WAS IN IT! He began to struggle with his bonds.

'I don't know what it's gonna do to me but I sure as hell know I don't want to find-'The rest of his musings where cut of by a bright blue light coming from beneath him.

He heard a rustle of wings as his legs began to dematerialize.

His kidnapper swore loudly, he could no longer feel his arms or his lower body, the dog on top of him was dematerializing too.

His vision was beginning to blur. Darkness was swallowing him.

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P.s. Ed was tied down in the shape of an X so the dog could be in the same position.