The Wizard of SVU

PG-13 For Language and Wackiness!

Couples: Munch/Fin and Elliot/Olivia

Summary:

The SVU rents The Wizard of Oz! After one too many drinks, wackiness ensues! Did YOU know that Fin was afraid of Munchkins? I didn't!

"Looks like we're crashing here for tonight, the snowstorm won't let up." Elliot said. "Anyone got something to pass the time?"

"I have a movie!" Munch withdrew a DVD from his coat. "The Wizard of Oz!"

"No! That's such a kids movie!" Fin cried, starting to turn pale, but he was overthrown by Elliot, Olivia, and Casey, who happily put it in the computer.

"C'mon Fin, don't you like the Wizard of Oz?" Olivia asked.

"He's just afraid of the FLYING MONKEYS! YAAAAAAAA!" Elliot and Munch dogpiled on him, Fin shoved them off.

"No, I'm not!"

"Then let's watch!"

Fin was actually okay through the first half of the movie, until they got to the scene where the Munchkins came out. Fin grabbed Munch's hand in a vice grip and he was turning even more pale. Munch turned to him in realization, but decided not to let it slip.

"Afraid of the munchkins?"

But that didn't mean he wouldn't have fun with him. Munch started singing along with Olivia, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead! Which old witch, the wicked witch! Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead!"

Elliot even jumped up and did a jig with Olivia, before grabbing her and getting them down on their knees, sounding like he had just inhaled a lot of helium:

"As Mayor of the munchkin city, in the county of the land of Oz…"

That did it for Fin. "STOP! EVERYBODY STOP!" He jumped up and placed his hands over his ears.

"Fin, what's wrong?" Casey asked.

"I-I don't like the munchkins! They scare me!"

"Aw, c'mon Oda, they're like me! Get it Munch? Munchkins?" Munch quipped.

"Stop it John! I just-I just don't like them. There was a thing when I was a kid, I went to the circus, and I saw the munchkin clowns, and one of them bit me!"

Elliot and Olivia couldn't help but giggle. Fin and Munch gave them a glare, but even Munch was smiling, in spite of his lover's discomfort. Munch gave Fin a kiss on the temple and turned off the movie. "I'm sorry, Oda. Let's watch something different. Anybody got something?"

"I do!" Said Casey. "How about… Gremlins?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Munch cried, clinging to Fin. "NOT THE GREMLINS! ODAFIN, SAVE ME! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!" He dove behind his partner and cowered in fear, as everyone laughed their head off.

As Munch and Fin got into bed at the end of the day, Fin smiled again at his partner's outburst of fear. "So, John, I didn't know you were so afraid of Gremlins."

"Why do you think I keep a glass of water by the bed every night?"

"To hold your teeth?"

"Bastard."

As Munch settled down to sleep, Fin was still giggling, until Munch sang:

"Weeee represeeeent, the lollypop guiiild…"

"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"

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