Raja Tears:...depressed silence

Ray: What's wrong, Tears?

Raja Tears:...

Lamb: walks in to see Tears in the corner What's going on?

Ray: She's depressed.

Lamb: Why are you depressed?

Raja Tears:...tear, tear

Lamb: Ahhhhhh! She's crying!

Ray: We must call in the professional!

Lamb: Gets out cell phone and calls friend over. She'll be here soon.

Raja Tears: sniff Who?

Kry Baby: ME!

Raja Tears: Turns back to corner.

Ray: whispers to Kry Baby Say the disclaimer. That might make her feel better.

Kry Baby: Hello readers! Even if no one has reviewed Tears needs to write her depression out! So be nice even if it really isn't that good. I don't know I haven't read her stuff yet. She doesn't write YURI. All of us are just really weird. So she owns nothing. (Ray: Except for me on the weekends! Kry Baby, Ray, & Lamb: Glances at Tears Raja Tears:...) Well here it goes. Good luck Tears!

100 Attempts To Contain What Makes Sesshomaru Sexy

Chapter 2: Sesshomaru Captured!

Mayhem Manor

Ray's Pov.

'Man it's nice that all four of us can live together! Causing mayhem in a manor. I'm glad Kagome's father in loaded! We could have never afforded this if we didn't hack his account!' I ran into the living room and jumped onto one of the five couches. I smiled and picked up the remote. 'Time for some blood shed!' I pressed the power button on the remote and nothing happened. 'What!' I looked down to see what was wrong and saw my hand. My empty hand!

"Kagome give it back. NOW!" I yelled when I saw that little whore tossing it into the air and grinning. 'How does she do that!' I sucked at hand/eye stuff...like catching!

"Give what back? Oh how did I get the remote? Slut." And at that I leaped at her. We always get into fights like this. Any minute now Fatty will some how since the fight and come to watch. I punched her in the gut after she kick my head to the side. Both of us blinked at the same time and looked around. The room was empty besides us.

"Were's she at? She should have been here by now. With popcorn and a video camera." Well Kagome did have a point. I jumped into the air and did a dance when I saw Lamb run into the room in only a damp towel that barely covered anything. Kagome looked pretty happy, too. 'What happened to the chocolate syrup? Oh yeah. We ate it with that big jar of pickles! Yuuuummmm. Pickles.'

Author's Pov.

While all of them were wondering where the syrup was a racoon snuck into the room and was sniffing around Lambs feet. All of a sudden the three started to break dance. In the process the racoon was made in to a queen and shipped off to rule over the Forest Sprites.

"Well enough of that. We need to go get dressed! Kry Baby is coming for the day!" With that all three raced to their rooms to pick out the most sexiest revealing outfits they owned. They had to win the heart of the sunset blond wonder! What none of them knew was that Kry Baby was almost at the airport and that Fatty was there picking her up at that very moment. Or something that might be considered illegal. Let's go with the latter!

At the Airport

Fatty's Pov.

I looked at the flight times to see when Kry's flight would be landing.

"Crap! I forgot to learn how to tell time again! Oh well I'll just do what I normally do in these situations!" People looked at me strangely and walked a way quickly. I went to the airport food service court thing and looked around. I saw two prostitutes, one female the other male, a cow standing in line to buy some ice cream, Brittany Spears, and twenty- eight clowns on unicycles. 'Now's my chance!' I ran over to the female prostitute and payed her two hundred dollars.

"Okay my whore! I need you to do something for me." I was surprised when I was pushed onto the bench behind me and had the prostitute straddling my waist. I grinned as I imagined Sesshy's bangs. What! I said I was surprised. I didn't say I couldn't enfoy it! 'Focus!' I kicked off the whore and punched her in the face. "Did I say can could take me? DID I!" I yelled and pick her up by the hair on her head. I would have picked her up by her shirt. If she had one on. I saw her flinch at the anger in my voice and a smile tugged at my lips.

"No" Was the whispered reply I got. I held her close and whispered my Plot in her ear. My EVIL Plot. She nodded after I told her what to do and left to do it. I sat down at the bench and watched as everything unfolded. Whore walked up behind the cow in line for ice cream. She pulled out the dagger that I gave her and slit its throat open. She then took off the bell from around its neck and put up a caution sigh over the dead cow, warning people of wet floors. I lauged maniacally. 'Phase one completed!' Whore ran over to Brittany Spears and wrapped the bell collar around her scrawny little neck and chocked her. Even though Spears had tons of bodyguards none of them helped her. They thought she was a slut and payedhadpayed good money to she her assasination. Soon Spears was dead and Whore's time was up. 'I think that went well!' I skipped over to the clowns and knocked them all down.

"That was for raping my cat! He cried for days when he found out he was prego!" With that I ripped off their clothes and raped them all. At the same time. Twice.

Mayhem Manor

Lambs Pov.

I looked at myself in the mirror. 'Puuurfect! I'll win her for sure!' I wore my purple tube top that was two sizes to small for me and barely came down past my chest and my skirt that hung so low on my waist that I had to shave. It came down to high thigh and you could see my thong a little. 'This will woo her!' I walked out of my room and into the living room were the other two were waiting. Ray was wearing something like what she wore yesterday only she had on crimson capreas and a gray shirt that said 'Not Yuri So Keep Reading'. It was a weird message that no one really cared about. Kagome was in her normal clothes only with a little make up. We needed to get Kry to help us and that was that. I mean, she was wierd.We got into Fatty's '85 Cobra and were off to the Airport. 'I hope Fatty's there to woo her into helping us or we may be too late!'

"Do you think this is REALLY going to work? I mean she's a girl. Why would she want to see you dressed like that?" Ray and I turned to look at Kagome. 'Is she really that stupid to not see it?'

"Kry is...a man. She just got a sex change. Hey! Want to got to the Airport and greet Kry! She's coming in for the day!" Ray was brilliant! I would have never had known to go there. I was headed to Sam's Club. They had GREAT slushies! Not as good as Targets, though.I did a quick U- Turn and was off in our new direction.

"Did you guys now that Kry is...a man!" Kagome explained. I gasped and hit the brakes so fast that It knocked my socks off. 'Oh wait. I'm not wearing socks OR shoes!' I turned to the back where Ray sat and took off her wing of Sesshy's hair.

"NO ONE CAN IMITATE THE BANGS!" Ray yelled at herself and jumped on my lap. She shifted the car into reverse and flew down the tunnel we had just come from. Then she threw it into first gear and raced us backout of the dark tunnel. She repeated this a few times.After she was done with that she shifted it back into revese and drove us to the airport that way. I looked a head at and saw the tunnel growing smaller. Blooder dripped from its sides. 'It must've been a virgin.' (You might be confused right now, 'cause I am! Okay, Lamb drove them through the tunnel first to get to the airport. Then Ray Started to do that...thing. Then she turned it around so the car faced the oppisite direction of the airport and drove to the airport in reverse. There!)

"Why are we here again?" We blinked at each other and got out of the car, and walked to the food court. I screamed when I saw all the blood and Fatty was in the middle of it all.

"WHY FATTY! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO KILL TOO!" I cried and started to draw pictures of dead people in the blood at Kagome's feet.

Author's Pov.

Even with all the chaos they saw him. The flash of silver was a dead give away! Ray pulled out the big net the they kept incase there was ever a child who wanted to die painfully. Willing or not. Ray handed the net over to Lamb since she had no hand/eye sense at all. With that the four jumped into the air and were suspended.

"Crap! I thought we turned that off!" Kagome yelled in frustration.

"Throw the net before he gets away, Lamb!" Fatty and Ray cried with despair. Lamb flung the net toward Sesshomaru with great aim. All cheered. They were going to get his bangs today. Ever since yesterday's failed attempt they had been Plotting...and came up with nothing! Now it was all okay now. Then all the windows shattered as the FIB crashed through them. Or maybe they would be arrested again.

"Oh come ON! Sesshy is hot and all but the FBI! TWICE!" Fatty screamed as the thought of not having the bangs crossed all of their minds.

"That's not Sesshomaru." Stated Mike as he helped them down and handcuffed them. All their eyes got huge as they looked closer at the still figure.

"Oops."

Kry as the Plane lands

Kry's Pov.

My plane landed, but no one got up. I jumped out of my window when no one was looking. 'Got to see what's the hold up. Can't be late to see my girls.' I stepped through the shattered windows to see FBI agents everywhere. 'What could have caused THIS much trouble?' I heard four voices that I would never forget. 'Well that answered that.'

"BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WASN'T SESSHY!" I heard kagome screech followed shortly by Lamb.

"YEAH! WHAT'S THE EMBASSADOR OF FRANCE DOING WITH SILVER HAIR!"

I raised my eyebrows at their words. 'Who is this Sesshy and what did they DO to the Embassador?' A sigh of releaf pasted through me lips asI saw the still figure wrapped up in a net on the floor. 'Oh. They just killed him.' Each of my friends were being carried away by three muscular men and loaded into a van. I walked out into the parking lot and got into Fatty's '85 Cobra. 'Time to bail them out. No need for the men in prison to be manhandled! Also, I got to know why this Sesshy was so important.'

With that I drove off.

Raja Tears: I FEEL MIGHTY AGAIN!

Lamb: Well you still didn't do your homework!

Ray: Crap! Got to go!

Kry: Me too.

Raja Tears: See yeah!

Lamb: Okay! Bye guys! Well... that's it. Review and keep reading! 98 more Stupid Ch. To go!

Raja Tears: HEY! I was going to say that!

Lamb: #Smiles innocently#

Raja Tears: Well, I want to thank my reviewers! I got three! I was sure that no one would read it. B-but you g-guys did. #Fake tears rolling down cheecks# My next chapter well be put up for these people, who gender I'm just going to guess at!

Lamb: This should be fun.

Raja Tears: Well this one is for Kotsu157! I just sent a reply to you!Hehe hope I didn't scare you there.

Lamb: YOU'RE TALKING TO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET!

Raja Tears: #Smiles# I trust people! And this...this is for...#sniff# please..give me a moment. #Wipes fake tears off face# This is for Tigeress of the Mountain. Thank you girl! I think girl. And even though yougave me a flamerhere's my thanks to you Sujansdaughter.