A/N:Laugh you heart out, my darlings!

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Their Predictions

By: Elie

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After the fifth Iron Fist, all the fighters once again gathered in the Mishima Mansion for the traditional 'after the tournament gathering' - uh, slumber party - hosted by the still undead, still ugly, and always shirtless - Heihachi Mishima!

"Uh…Is this on? Mic test -" Heihachi, tonight's slumber party host, said while tapping the damn microphone – knowing it is on (obviously, just to get people's attention) – um…and maybe he's just too dumb.

"Isn't it obvious?" Paul shouted - who was seating next to Nina - hoping that she would approve of his request for her to assassinate Panda. (A/N: You'll know why later)

Heihachi grew red – because for the first time – Paul Phoenix, his secretive crush for let's say, 20 years, had uh, finally spoke to him "Um, yeah - I guess it is…"

Well, on to business.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are all gathered here today for our traditional 'after the tournament slumber escapade' – now, let us spend our night doing naughty things – ah what I mean is, special things that would remind us of are company…forever." Heihachi sobbed a little, and one of his tekkenshu patted his back to comfort him.

"What a speech - uh, speaking of naughty…" Hwoarang snickered while sharing glances with Julia - who was toying with her glasses over her cleavage.

Well, back to Heihachi.

He wiped the last remaining tears and finally tried to form his composure once more while blinking his tear shot eyes.

"Of course the celebration isn't all that – we are also here to celebrate my being not dead!" Heihachi laughed like a total mad ass, leaving the fighters even the tekkenshu - silent.

'Hic! Uh, sorry - hic!" After a big ass laugh, Heihachi had hiccups making the crowd grow even more silent.

5 minutes later - still, there was intense silence.

Silence

No sound

Mute

Someone coughed!

It was Yoshimitsu.

"Sorry, I was diagnosed of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome yesterday, and my doc said that it's highly contagious!" He coughed powerfully again – and it made everyone sprang from their seats and hide under the tables.

Heihachi dove down on his knees with the microphone on top of his head like a shield. Unable to witness Yoshimitsu's saliva gushing out every time he coughed, Heihachi ordered on of the tekkenshu to dispatch Yoshimitsu once and for all.

Yoshimitsu wanted still to join in the party but he's got SARS for the love of God! Soon, two tekkenshus grabbed his shoulders, led him to a wide balcony facing a magnificent mountain range and a deep river below, and, hurled him down.

When the tekkenshus arrived without Yoshimitsu, everybody got up form under the tables and seated themselves comfortably again.

Heihachi sighed. He took a second first and then said, "So…I'm not dead!"

Everyone remained silent as usual, until -

Kazuya stood from his seat and shouted, "BOO!"

Heihachi's face started to burn. "Shut up traitor! I don't need your opinion!"

"Huh, I gave no opinion." Kazuya whispered to Marshall.

Heihachi shrugged and shook his head in dismay. "Look, I'm sick of this!" He threw the microphone over the wall and ran like a sissy bitch, and then -

The crowd goes wild! Except for Xiaoyu…

"Aww…poor fart…"Xiaoyu said, putting her finger on her pouting lips. She then turned her attention towards Jin - who was with Steve.

"Oh, Jinny! Long time no see!" She shouted at him, making him notice her.

"Xiao, is that you? Oh, momma!" He shouted back, while standing from his seat.

Xiao came running toward him. "Yup it's me!"

"Uh-oh…the hug…I don't want that hug!" Jin's eyes looked at Steve, mortified.

"Um, I don't see what wrong." Steve replied casually, not paying attention to his friend. He was busy looking at Nina who was fast approaching their table.

Xiao jumped at Jin, clasped her hands around his neck and circled her feet around his waist. "Jin I've missed you!"

"That's the hug…" Jin sighed, looking at Xiao - who was giving him wide puppy eyes.

"Wow Xiao, look at you…you look great!"

Xiao giggled, moving her hands in his smooth, silky hair.

"Now my boobs got much bigger!" She squealed, pressing harder into Jin's chest, making him feel hers.

Jin looked at Steve, and gave him a 'thumbs up', then he stared at Xiao and whispered, "Uh, how old are you Xiao?"

"I'm 18! Hooray!" She happily cried.

Jin raised an eyebrow.

Xiao eventually sighed. "I can't go to the Barney's show now…they only allow 17 year olds!" she tightened her grip around Jin's neck – almost suffocating him.

"I-can't-breath!" He chocked, and then swiftly removed her hand, making himself exhale with a loud huff.

"Get to your point Kazama!" She shouted at him.

"Well, I'm glad to know you're 18, coz' that means your legal to…ya know what I mean," He grinned.

"Oh…" Xiao's eyes widened like that of an innocent child's, "Let's go to my room!"

Xiaoyu got off Jin and grabbed his hand to follow her. With a matter of seconds, they left the room with all the rest of the characters, drunk, wrestling, and somewhat moaning…leave that to Hwoarang and Julia.

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Steve grinned as Nina took a seat where Jin was supposed to be.

"Heya sexy!" he growled, while Nina just stared at him with awe and longing.

He just rolled his eyes and said, "So do you think I'm also hot?"

Then unexpectedly, Nina grabbed him to her and held him tight in an embrace.

"What the shit?" Steve grumbled.

"Oh my little baby! You've grown up to be such a pretty boy!" Nina happily cried out, and led the other fighter's attention to them.

"Uh…I don't get it…" Steve scowled in confusion.

"I conceived you during some kind of experiment thingy and so here you are!" O, you're so grown up already!" Nina still nuzzled Steve tight.

"Oh…" Steve said in disappointment, he was thinking of asking her own mother out for a date, maybe even in bed, if she hadn't came up to him to told the damn truth!

Meanwhile, after minutes of hugging, Nina pulled away and patted Steve's head, and shook her head in a feeblish manner.

"If only you had a father…I mean, if only I knew your father!" She confessed.

"What! You didn't know who my father was!" Steve asked horrified. "Just spit it out, woman!"

"Well, if you ask me, I'd pick Kazuya, but he got Jun pregnant in the first place! Gunjack's okay…no wait, he's a robot! I'd prefer Bruce for a change—"

After covering his ears, Steve shouted, "Mum!"

"I am your father Steve…" A voice behind the two said. They turned behind them and saw – Lei Wulong.

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"Eddy I'm pregnant!" Christie cried, leaning over her boyfriend's shoulder.

"Then let's get married after you bail me out in jail after this slumber party, it's simple baby!" He jeered, remembering that the police is gonna pick him up right in the morning. He shrugged, picking out some weeds in his torso, and giving some to Christie.

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"Hey Paul, do you know that my Heihachi has a crush on you?" Kazuya revealed.

"What?" Paul asked in shock, with disappointment in his teary eyes. Then he stared at Kuma who was still trying to impress Panda on another table.

"What's wrong?" Kazuya asked, wiping Paul's tears himself.

"Just between you and me, man." Paul whispered to Kazuya.

"What could that be?" He asked.

"I'm in love with Kuma ever since my eyes laid on him…But it seem like we're rivals because that's the only way I can be near him to make us closer…and eventually an item!" Paul squealed in delight, and then began shaking his ass.

As for Kazuya, well he stared at the booty shaking Paul for a moment, and glared at him, managing not to cry.

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Will Heihachi come back again and tell his true feelings for Paul! Where the hell is Xiao and Jin! Will Julia's lips be swollen! Will Paul and Kazuya fight for one male bear! Christie is pregnant but still doing drugs! Nina and Lei equals Steve!

Find out if…you REVIEW!

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A/N: I don't think this is going to be a one-shot. Btw, this is revised.