A/N: LOL…thanks for the wicked reviews!

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Their Predictions

By: Elie

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Heihachi was leisurely walking toward the poolside, clad with his black swimming trunks and a bow tie in his neck.

Well, sorry people, if you think that he was wearing the bow tie because he was Lee's slave or something, then you're totally wrong.

- He wore it because he liked it.

"Now, what brand of sunscreen should I use?" he spoke to himself as he brought along a small basket containing all sorts of beauty products.

King passed by while whistling happily to himself. He stopped short and stared at Heihachi applying lotion to his thighs. He stuck out his tongue in disgust, and continued to walk.

All of a sudden, Jin was frantically running up to him, still clad in a bathrobe.

"Hey gramps, where did King go?" he asked.

Heihachi blinked. "Why?"

Jin sweated. "None of your business…"

Heihachi rolled his eyes and continued to smear lotion up to his face. "Then, I won't tell you, you good for nothing grandchild."

When Jin was about to grab the nearest tanning bench and smack his grandfather with it, Paul arrived, riding a brand new TOYOTA motorcycle…SWEET!

"Hey dudes, what's up?" Paul said randomly as he hopped out of his bike.

He and Jin gave each other a high-five, before turning to Heihachi.

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"Nice ride…how much is it?" Jin asked, his eyes bulging.

Paul smirked. "Marshall's whole business…well ANYWAY, forget about that. I'm just wondering what you guys were doing earlier when I passed by. And I just saw Lee crying like bitch!"

Heihachi was so busy mesmerizing at Paul that he forgot to smear the lotion in his face thoroughly. So, he probably looked like a grandma with a facial mask.

Jin cringed. "Uh…actually, we were just playing….DODGEBALL!"

Then suddenly, a ball went flying behind Paul. He and Jin dodged it easily, but it hit Heihachi right at the face.

Heihachi fell with the lotion in his face perfectly mixed with the blood dripping from his nose.

"Whoever threw that was a FUCKING MORON!" Heihachi yelled, wiping his face.

Jin and Paul nodded in agreement. Then, Heihachi got an idea!

He intentionally tripped over and landed on Paul, until they fell on the ground. He giggled innocently, "Oh, my…"

"Get your fat ass off me! Kuma, help me!" Paul cried.

Heihachi and Jin's faces turned purple.

"What do you mean?" Jin asked.

"You…like my BEAR?" Heihachi added, horrified.

Paul shoved Heihachi off him, stood up, and ran away crying, "Ha! YOU CAN"T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA RAPE HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

So, he ran away laughing like a total jackass. But, Kazuya was there all along – hiding behind the bushes with Jun still clinging on to him.

"Get off me, bitch." He muttered. But Jun just giggled from out of the blue.

He rolled his eyes and jumped out the bush, shouting, "NOOO! I CAN"T LET PAUL RAPE MY KUMA! WAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"

Jun slapped him. "Get your priorities straight, man," she said randomly.

Lee ran into the scene, still crying. "Why my face? Why?"

Hwoarang came next. "Now, where's King?"

Julia and Xiaoyu came hopping after. Correction: Uh, Xiaoyu was the only one hopping while Julia was cat walking…

"So, Julia and I have decided to join the WHOEVER KISSES KING WINS race!" Xiaoyu announced giddily.

Julia continued, "And, we're so excited to win!"

Heihachi's eyes beamed. "What? A race? I want to join too!"

"Okay, that's cool, so, like, all of us are joining?" Hwoarang interrupted.

Jin jumped. "Yeah, right on!"

Lee stopped crying, and then turned into an evil…PERSON!

"BWAHAHAHA!"

He took out a machine gun from out of nowhere and began shooting the fighters.

"DIE YOU FUCKING RATS! NYAHAHAHAHA!" he cried.

So, everyone fell…but, they didn't die. They just fell on the ground and closed their eyes. That's all.

Then, Lee ran away to pursue King on his own, when Asuka arrived carrying a samurai sword.

"Who are you?" Lee asked.

Asuka whistled, and the whole AMAZING RACE camera crew came behind her in an instant.

"Yes, Miss Kazama?" The camera man asked.

"Get ready to shoot!" Asuka yelled.

The director immediately instructed the crew to get ready. "IN THREE…TWO…ONE…ACTION!"

"I'm here today at my so-called homosexual grandfather's mansion, to host the WHOEVER KISSES KING WINS race!" Asuka began, "And, beside me is Lee Chaolan who has just seemed to murder the entire contestants!"

She went closer to Lee and said, "So, Mr. Chaolan, what can you say because you've murdered the entire contestants…Well, except your own selfish, good for nothing, homosexual, self?"

"I think I'm gonna WIN! YEY ME!" Lee chirped.

Asuka smiled brightly, but then, she snickered. She pulled out the sword, stabbed Lee, and then laughed.

"So, I think no one's gonna win!" She beamed to the camera.

Hwoarang's fingers began to move. Jin's eyes fluttered open. Xiaoyu began to wiggle. Kazuya started to snore. Jun peed unconsciously. Heihachi chewed the fly he had unconsciously swallowed…and…and…

Steve arrived with an ambulance!

"Bloody hell…what happened?" he mumbled to himself.

"Take this asshole too," Asuka ordered the nurse, kicking Lee on the ground.

Then, she instructed the camera to focus at her.

"So, the real contest proper begins tomorrow, if they still manage to survive. And, that's it for now. I'm your host, Asuka Kazama, for the WHOEVER KISSES KING WINS race!"

After that, she took a deep breath, and threw the microphone at the director's head.

TBC

So, who do you want to win the race? By the way, Yoshimitsu, Feng and Raven are joining too!

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A/N: So, the next chapter is going to be all about the WHOEVER KISSES KING WINS race! Please Review!