A/N-Hi, my name is nichole hahn. This story was written by my 10 year old sister-Angel aka Hamster Luver (all feedback should be addressed to her). She is too young to join (age limit is 13), so I did her a favor of putting it up under my account. Ain't I the Sweetest big sister? It's written ENTIRELY the way she wrote it. She wouldn't have it any other way, for it wouldn't be hers if it wasn't. I also proof read her story for any spelling errors. Any way, I hope you enjoy. And remember to be considerate. After all, she is only 10.

FunnySituations

Chapter 1- Who should be the Leader?

Leon, Claire and Ashley were trying to find out 'Who was going to be the Leader, when Ashley saw a zombie. She said, "Leon, Claire, a zombie is coming for us!" But Leon and Claire didn't hear Ashley, because they were still arguing over who should be the Leader of their group.

Ashley pulled out her grenade and threw it at the zombie. Of course it died. Leon said, "What the… Ashley! Why did you throw a grenade at 1 zombie! You're only supposed to use grenades on 'zombies', plural. You are so Stupid!"

"Don't yell at her! Claire yelled.

"Don't worry, Claire." Looking at Leon, she said, "Leon, you want to play? I'll show you how to play this game!"

"What game?" Leon asked.

"The game, where I use my grenades to kill you!"

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Grenades and guns were going off. A piece of shrapnel knocked off a moon charm on Ashley's bracelet, so she went ahead and took off the bracelet. Some of Leon's hair came out. He was so mad. Claire and Ashley pulled out their guns and shot at Leon. Claire said, "Calm down, Leon. No need to have a tantrum and have your hair coming out." They both laughed hard at that. Then Ashley asks Claire, "Who should be the Leader?"

"I'm the Leader, and that's final." Leon said.

Claire said, "No you ain't!"

Ashley was laughing at their argument. Leon was ready to choke her, but Claire kept him busy so he couldn't get to Ashley. Ashley pulled out a grenade launcher and shot Leon.

"Oh no! Ashley, why did you shoot Leon with a grenade launcher?"

"I didn't like him."

"Now you're going to die, Ashley! This is for my love!"

"No, you're going to die." They shot at each other, but their aim was awful. So, they stopped. And started apologizing.

"I'm sorry for shooting Leon, Claire."

"I'm sorry for shooting at you, Ashley."

"No, I'm sorry for shooting at you, Claire." They were running to hug each other, when Salazar used his rocket launcher and shot at Claire. Ashley ran and grabbed Salazar, and they both fell down a hole. Claire saw an explosive tank right next to her. One of Salazar's people shot it and it killed Claire. What they didn't know was that, it would kill them too.

"Thank God, I fell on Salazar." Ashley says as she climbs out of the hole. She looks around and sees the ash mark of Claire. She knows she's dead.

She turns back around and looks in the hole.

"Ahhhh, the pain! I think all my bones are broke." He looks up at her.

"Thanks for breaking my fall Salazar." She says waving and smiling.

"Ohhhh!" Salazar cries.

"Bye." She skips to a building and enters.

Stay tuned for chapter 2, involving Ashley, of course, Ada, Krauser and Chief Mendez. Bye.

Posted by: nichole hahn

Written by: 10 year old Hamster Luver