Wandbook
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges and Assignments): Assignment 11
English Language Studies: Foreign Phrases
Task #4. Avatar — Hindi, meaning 'Icon or representation of a person online.': write a fic that includes characters using social media in some manner.
Genre: General (because I don't really know, again)
Rating: T
Summary: Welcome to Wandbook, the first social media platform ever established for wizardkind! Find your friends! Seek out your enemies! Accidentally stumble upon your mother without knowing it's her!
List of Characters and Online Names
Harry: Scarred Potterhead
Hermione: FrizzyBookwormOfTime
Ginny: SpitfireGW19
Ron: WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1
Fred: BeatingThoseBludgers1
George: BeatingThoseBludgers2
Percy: MinistryLove1
Charlie: HumanDragon
Bill: EarringsAreCool-EgyptLove
Molly: RedMollyILoveMyChildren
Arthur: Arthur19W
i.
Welcome to Wandbook, the first social media platform ever established for wizardkind! Find your friends! Seek out your enemies! Accidentally stumble upon your mother without knowing it's her!
Wandbook Signup
Username: Scarred Potterhead
Password: PotterIsOurKing1997
Password Strength: Strong
Signup
Note: Wandbook is not responsible for any damage done to life, relationships, limbs, etc.
ii.
Group Chat: Golden Trio
FrizzyBookwormOfTime has entered Group Chat: Golden Trio.
FrizzyBookwormOfTime: Anyone here?
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1 has entered Group Chat: Golden Trio.
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1: Is that you, Hermione?
FrizzyBookwormOfTime: Ron?
Scarred Potterhead has entered Group Chat: Golden Trio.
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1: Harry? Is that you?
FrizzyBookwormOfTime: Harry? Is that you?
Scared Potterhead: Yeah.
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1: Cool. All three of us together!
FrizzyBookwormOfTime: Ron, there's a reason this is called 'Group Chat: Golden Trio'.
iii.
Private Chat: SpitfireGW19
SpitfireGW19: Hi, Harry! It's you, right?
Scarred Potterhead: …
SpitfireGW19: What?
Scarred Potterhead: Excuse me, but who are you?
SpitfireGW19: Are you really that clueless, Harry? It's me, Ginny!
SpitfireGW19: The name didn't clue you in?
Scarred Potterhead: No, it didn't.
SpitfireGW19: Even Ron guessed it correctly.
Scarred Potterhead: No way!
SpitfireGW19: Yes way. Let me show you.
SpitfireGW19: I have to take a screenshot...wait a sec
SpitfireGW19 has sent an attachment.
Click to access attachment.
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SpitfireGW19: Hi.
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1: Are you Ginny?
SpitfireGW19: Yes.
v.
Private Chat: SpitfireGW19
Scarred Potterhead: Oh.
SpitfireGW19: Did you see it yet?
Scarred Potterhead: Yeah
SpitfireGW19: Ron's officially smarter than you.
Scarred Potterhead: Hey!
vi.
Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
RedMollyILoveMyChildren has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
Arthur19W has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
WeasleyIsTotallyOurKing1 has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
SpitfireGW19 has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
BeatingThoseBludgers1 has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
BeatingThoseBludgers2 has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
MinistryLove1 has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
HumanDragon has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
EarringsAreCool-EgyptLove has entered Group Chat: Weasleys Are The Best!
BeatingThoseBludgers1: Hey, Mum and Dad and everyone else! Who's ready to cook up trouble?
BeatingThoseBludgers2: Me!
BeatingThoseBludgers1: Not you!
RedMollyILoveMyChildren: BeatingThoseBludgers1, BeatingThoseBludgers2, Fred and George, please stop it.
BeatingThoseBludgers1: I'm George, not Fred! And you call yourself our mother?
Word Count: 366 (Google Docs)
Author's Note: I may or may not write a sequel. It's fun. If I do, it'll be (likely) posted in Archive of Runaway Thoughts with the chapter title Wandbook: [title].
~ Abby