THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

Prof. Trelawney has predicted The End. The wizarding world is in an uproar. Things are being chucked, bandaged, deep fried, melted, molted, dug, digged..etc. In other words, uproar.

How will Voldemort cope with this destruction, WHAT IN THE HECK IS HE GOING TO DO! How can he kill Harry Potter if the world goes KAPLOOEEE? Find out NOW.

It is a lonely miserable and unhappy day, as it should be seeing THE END is near.

Everyone is moping around like a bunch of mopers on moping tablets. Then again, if anyone was to be seen with a happy or slightly happy expression on their face, they would be shot. So, alas, occasionally on the street you passed by a few dead people, which usually only made you sadder and mopier than you already were.

Even Voldemort, who was glad to have made the top ten list of the criminally insane, was still sad. In fact, he wasn't even up to his usual planning- how- to- kill- random- people- on- the- street moods. Which, seeing as this is Voldemort, is QUITE unusual.

BUT SUDDENLY AN IDEA STRUCK! (Crowd applauds as this doesn't happen too often)

Seeing as this was THE END and he had absolutely NO time for anymore planning, he would dress up like a muggle, find Harry Potter, DANCE! (Crowd: what the heck does this story have to do with CONGO DANCING?) Ahem…as I was saying, by Congo dancing Voldemort could confuse Harry Potter which might be just enough to finish him off….

There is only 1 day left until The End….Will Voldemort carry out his plan? We shall see…