The end Part II
Asy'all know, Voldemort is attempting to go out of his way and Congo dance for Harry, therefore distracting Harry and being able to kill him sooner. Is he SUCCESSFUL? Or NOT?
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"Muhahahahahahaha" says Voldemort in his evil cackily Voldemort way. He has just discovered a good use for smuggle technology. How he ever lived without this junk he had no idea. Anyway, with this new exciting muggle technology, our dear friend Voldemort was able to search, "Congo dancing" on Google.
Soon after, Voldemort is all set to go, seeing as he has his Congo outfit and Congo groove…
-Voldemort spots Harry and approaches him-
Voldemort: Boo!
Begins Congo Dance: la la la cha cha cha congo congo congo etc.
Harry Potter: Huh?
Voldemort points his wand at Harry and shouts…
CONGO! (this is an error, seeing as voldemort meant to KILL Harry. Voldemort, however, doesn't realize what he has done, as he is too caught up in Congo spirit.)
BZZAP
Harry Potter: EEK!
A few minutes later the dust began to clear away
Harry Potter: Ha ha sucker! I'm still alive!
Voldemort: Your arm is missing!
Harry Potter: Oh? That? It's just a minor flesh wound!
Voldemort: (light bulb goeson in head- Ding! ) Shouts:
CONGO!
CONGO!
CONGO!
(Thump!) Voldemort has still failed to kill Harry, but he has managed to remove all his limbs.
Harry Potter: I'm not quite dead yet!
Voldemort: hmm.. Scratches head walks away in confusion pondering what he did wrong. As you see, he has still failed to realize he shouted Congo! instead of Avada Kedavra
Harry Potter: "Come back here! I'll bite you to death!
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BOOM!
To be continued