Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal alchemist.
" Nii-san, nii-san!"
" Al?"
" Your birthday is tomorrow! What would you want to have?"
" As a present? Hmm… I would like to kick Roy Mustang's ass!"
" Nii-san! That's not a good present!"
" Why not?"
" Because then you are hurting someone and that's not very nice. And I doubt you could even lay a finger on him…"
" What? Did you just murmur something? Say it clearly."
" Nothing, nothing nii-san! Just say what you want to have."
" Then – if you said I can't kick Colone's ass – I want to have a real babe as my date."
" Nii-san. How can you possibly think that I, fourteen year old kid can give you something like that?"
" I don't know! I am the birthday boy here, you should find a solution to this problem."
" What about a kitten?"
" Kitten? No way, Al. It's you who wants to have it, it's my birthday, MY birthday tomorrow."
" Ah… okey… Do you want to invite somebody to your party?"
" Yeah… Well, what about a new cool car?"
" Niisan, you know I don't have enough money and you are too young to drive it."
" You sure want to take away the pleasures from me."
" Why can't you just ask something normal?"
" Because it would be really boring – hey it's my birthday, it should be something special."
" Hmm… niisan, do you want to invite Roy to your party?"
" Only if he dresses like a woman, has a bunch of flowers in his arms and he is smiling normally, not smirking."
" Okey niisan. I'll be back soon."
" See you."
" Niisan, niisan! The quests are here, you should go open the door."
" Okey, I will."
Edward walks to the door and opens it. First he sees something pink, something black and bright smile. Red roses were shoved into his arms and a pink dressed person stepped in.
" Happy birthday Edward. You are so small that I almost didn't see you. Are you sure you don't shrink an inch every year?"
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