"WHAT!" Zoro couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Am I using too big words for an idiot like you to understand?" Sanji said with a smug grin.
Zoro chose to simply glare at the stupid cook.
"This is Yuka." Sanji gestured to the girl standing next to him. "She's my baby sister."
"Why do you keep calling my baby sister? I'm only a year younger then you!"
Zoro looked from one to the other.
There was no way those two were related.
"But she can't be your sister." He argued.
"And why's that?" Sanji asked irritated.
"She doesn't have weird curly eyebrows!"
Zoro's words were met with silence.
"Maybe I should tell Chopper to look at you." Sanji said to Zoro. "Because you have to be sick to say something that stupid."
Zoro seemed to have lost the ability to speak at that point.
Sanji ignored him and instead turned to his sister.
"What are you doing here?" His voice now had the loving tone he always used when talking to women.
"I followed my one true love to this ship." Yuka answered in a passionate voice.
Her mind wandered of into a daydream about Zoro.
"Him?" Sanji asked and pointed towards the 'true love' of his sister.
"Yes!" Yuka answered without really listening.
"Pirate hunter turned pirate, Roronoa Zoro?"
"Yes!"
"The idiot Marimo?"
"Yes!"
"The brainless swordsman?"
"Yes!"
"The alcoholic…"
"WE GET THE POINT!" Zoro interrupted angrily.
Sanji shot a glare towards him before once again turning to Yuka.
"You want to marry this bastard?"
"He's the one man that will make me happy!" Yuka said still floating on a cloud of happiness.
"If that's the case."
Sanji took a deep breath.
Yuka and Zoro looked at him, waiting for his final words.
The silence was complete.
"Welcome to the family Zoro!"