Zoro didn't like how things had turned out.
He didn't like to sit next to Yuka at dinner.
He didn't like the constant hug-attacks.
And he sure as hell didn't like her brother. 'If you ever hurt my sister I'll kill you.' What kind of stupid cliché line was that anyway? It wasn't the first, and probably not the last, death threat he'd gotten. But he kept quite for the sake of Luffy and his other nakama (of course not counting the Love Cook).

"So Yuka," Nami asked their guest. "what do you do?"
Why did the navigator even try to sound interested?
Yuka wouldn't join their crew. When the Going Merry left, Yuka would stay on Capri Island. Zoro would throw her of the ship if he had to.
End of story.
"I'm a musician."

Yuka's words froze Zoro.
He would have started crying if he hadn't been Roronoa Zoro. Roronoa Zoro didn't cry.
"I found our musician!" Luffy beamed with happiness. From his point of view he finally had the perfect pirate crew.
"Isn't this great Zoro?"
Luffy's question didn't reach the by now apathetic swordsman.

"Now we'll always be together!" Yuka squealed as she jumped to hug her future husband.
"I'll never leave your side Zoro-kun."

Zoro's eyes jerked open.
His heart was racing from the nightmare he'd just had.
He took a couple of deep breaths to calm down.
It was late and the men's bunkroom was dark. His crewmates were all asleep and snoring in their hammocks.
Except one.

"Oi, idiot." Sanji muttered sleepily, eyes still closed.
"Why'd ya wake me?"
"Sorry."
"You ok?" Sanji opened one eye and looked over his shoulder at Zoro.
"That's none of your business, Love Cook." His reply lacked the usual sting.
"Bad dream?"
"Nn. Nothing to worry about, I'm fine now."

Sanji closed his eyes and turned over again.
"What could possibly scare the brave Zoro?" He teased.
Zoro responded by wrapping his arms around Sanji's waist and hold him tight again.
"Just shut up and go back to sleep."

Z: That's the end of the story?
K: Yes, Zoro. That's the end.
Z: Why the hell am I sleeping in the same hammocks as Sanji?
K: I wondered that too. Are you in love with him or something?
Z: I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKER!
K: Interesting chose of words there.
Z: Damn you. You're an evil, evil woman.
K: I know, but that's why you like me. Thank you for reading this. I hoped you enjoyed it. Please leave a review and tell me what you thought about it. And if you want me to write more about how Zoro loves Sanji.
Z: I DO NOT LOVE HIM!
K: Bye Bye.