To Catch a Fox
Basically, Sakura and Ino try to kidnap Sasuke's beloved pet fox Naruto. Sasu/Naru yaoi. Please review, but don't sue, cuz I don't own em! Chap 2 in the continuing saga is here!
Ino invited Sasuke to dinner. "Only, my apartment doesn't allow animals, so…." Sasuke smiled. "No worries! I'll leave him with Kakashi!" After saying goodbye to Ino, Sasuke walked his precious kitsune over to Kakashi's. The jounin agreed to watch Naruto, because the fox certainly wouldn't get in his way of reading Make Out Locations. A few hours later, Sasuke was enjoying a delicious dinner, and Ino's overly generous hospitality. However, Ino was getting pissed, because every five minutes Sasuke would comment on how much he missed his fox. "Don't you ever get tired of him?" she asked through gritted teeth. "Of course not! I love Naruto! Well, maybe, sometimes I do, cuz he eats every hour on the hour, and he likes to sharpen his teeth on my sandals, and he hates my Geometry as much as I do, so he tries to eat my homework.." Ino sighed.
Meanwhile…at Kakashi's…. The jounin was reading (3 guesses which book), while the fox curled next to him. Sakura came knocking. "Come in, Sakura," he called, without looking. "Uhmmm…how are you?" she asked. Kakashi kept reading. "Fine." "Uhmmm… how's Naurto?" Still reading. "Fine." "Can I pet him?" "No." She narrowed her eyes. "Can I hold him?" "No," Kakashi turned the page. "Can I take him for a walk?" "No," Kakashi was still engrossed in his book. "Well, I'll just be going, then…" Sakura walked toward the door. "Bye." Only when she was halfway home, did Sakura realize that she had failed to GET THAT FOX. She cursed, and punched her fists together.
Over at Ino's, Sasuke was lecturing on fox first aid, and Ino was silently crying. Sasuke took a drink, then finally noticed her tears. "What? It's okay, I gave him mouth to mouth in time…" Ino picked Sasuke up by his collar, and threw him outside. "Not ONE MORE word about that damn fox!"
What did you think? I tried to lengthen it a bit.