A Look into Ron's Homework Planner
Chapter 2: Wizard's Chess and the Knight Bus
A/N: I can't believe that people actually liked this story. But some people did and I got wonderful reviews so I guess I'll continue. Here ya go.'
December 30th 5:49 pm
Have decided not to write in this useless thing unless I find some way to shut it up. It says some nauseating phrase every frickin time I flip a page.
December 30th 5:52 pm
Have reopened planner and it has said, "Do it today or later you'll pay!" Am now considering suicide... or homicide: but the question is, how do you kill a book?
December 30th 6:02 pm
Have asked Fred and George to magic this to shut up because a) they are of age and can do magic without getting expelled and b) I'm too lazy anyway.
December 30th 6:25 pm
Have spent last 20 minutes watching Fred and George try to shut this damn thing up without success. They have shot every spell at this and nothing has changed. Am getting very frustrated.
December 30th 6:45 pm
Thank God! I finally got it to stop! You know what worked! Nope not magic; it was the muggle way: the old fashion cursing and hitting it. Woo-hoo! I'm a genius!
December 30th 6:50 pm
Apparently Hermione saw me cursing at and hitting a book and she is a little afraid. She ran and got Harry to see if I was ok, because she was afraid that I might attack if she approached me herself.
December 31st 5:45 pm
Me and Harry are playing chess. It's funny… I'm so much better than him. My pawn is totally killing his castle. That's sad.
December 31st 5:46 pm
Mum is walking in… she just told Harry that Snape wants to talk to him. Harry's eyes just went all bug-eyed.
December 31st 5:48 pm
Ahh! That stupid Crookshanks just jumped all over our board and ruined our game. Now I'm going to have to beat Harry all over again. Technically, I haven't beaten him yet, but we all know I was going to. I mean come on…
December 31st 5:57
Hermione took Harry's place while Harry was talking to Snape (that poor soul), and it took me3 minutes and25 seconds. That's a record even for me. Hermione sucks… Ha ha ha.
December 31st 6:03
DAD'S HOME! YAY! DON'T HAVE TO UNEXPECTEDLY RUN INTO DELIRIOUS LOCKHART AT MUNGO'S ANYMORE! YAY!
Do you see my happiness? I mean I was really worried about my dad, but it was really awful going to visit him in the hospital. Awful… we ran into Neville and Lockhart. It was awful. I realized why Neville lived with his gran (which is possibly one of the saddest things I've ever heard) and I realized that Lockhart may be possibly worse without his memory - who'd of thought that was possible?
Oh by the way, Sirius almost strangled Snape. Too bad Harry had the urge to stop him. It would have been amusing… watching Snape turn purple. Almost as amusing as that one time that Malfoy was turned into a ferret… Ahh…
Poor Harry: he has to spend extra time with Snape. And get this: Snape is going to be spending all that time delving into Harry's mind. And Dumbledore told him to do it. Things are getting kind of strange around here.
December 31st 6:05
Wait... what am I talking about! "Getting strange"? Things are always strange around here!
January 1st 7:17 am
Yay! We get to ride the Knight Bus! I've always wanted to go on this thing!
January 1st 7:30 am
Am gonna vomit… I've changed my mind: I NEVER want to ride on that bus again! … ahh… my head…
A/N: There's chapter two… sry it's s0 short, but I think it be kind of boring if it was too long. Give me a shout out. Tell me what you think and drop a review! Yay!