To Catch a Fox

Basically, Sakura and Ino try to kidnap Sasuke's beloved pet fox Naruto. Sasu/Naru yaoi. Please review, but don't sue, cuz I don't own em! Chap 4 in the continuing saga is here!

Sakura and Ino had hatched (yet another) plan to GET THAT FOX. They laughed evilly as they carried the robotic spider to Sasuke's house. Ino knocked on the door, and Sakura set the spider down on his porch. Sasuke greeted them, dressed in an InuYasha cosplay outfit. In his arms, Naruto was dressed as….Pikachu. "Uhmmm... we came to see if you were home…" Ino started. Sakura screeched, and pointed at the spider, which was waving its front legs and hissing. "Aah!" Sasuke jumped onto the roof, dropping Naruto. Ino caught the falling fox and gleefully exclaimed, "Now I've got you!" The kitsune wriggled in her grasp, and bit her. Ino dropped Naruto, howling in pain. Before you could say, "it's fake", Naruto had pounced on it and devoured it.

"You saved me!" Sasuke jumped down from the roof, scooped up the fox, and kissed him. He then turned sheepishly to the girls. "I've tried to raise Naruto to be a vegetarian like me, but I guess it's a good thing I failed!" Ino and Sakura wordlessly nodded and walked away. "Never knew he was a vegetarian..." Sakura muttered. Ino punched her. "Shut up, forehead. We'll get that fox someday!" Sakura smirked "Yes, my pig, we will!"

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