A Look into Ron's Homework Planner

Chapter 3: Dates and Exorcists

A/N: Thanks again guys for all the wonderful reviews! They are just so lovely! rolls eyes at mention of anything being "lovely" Nonetheless, you guys ROCK! I mean this is only the third chapter, but anyway, here's some random stuff that I came up with.

January 2nd noon

You know, I've always envied Harry… because he's… popular and famous and rich and… but anyway the thing is; now I don't!

Harry has to see Snape after hours so that Snape can hack into his brain and his own personal memories to save Harry from the prying mind of You-Know-Who. And to top it off, his cover story is that he's getting remedial potions (which he actually probably could use). So he's either doomed and crazy, or stupid. Kind of a lose/lose situation really. Poor blighter.

January 2nd 12:10 pm

You know, the Zacharias Smith kid is REALLY getting on my nerves. I'll tell you what happened.

He walked up to us (me and Harry that is) and asked when the next D.A. meeting was going to be. Of course Harry can't have one tonight 'cause he has Occlumency with Snape, but he has to tell Zacharias that he has remedial potions (like we discussed before). So Smith goes, "You take remedial potions? Good Lord, you must be terrible!" I know I kind of said that awhile ago, but I'm his best friend, I'm entitled to, not Smith. I was about to send a few hexes at him that he wasn't likely to forget too soon, but good ol' Harry stopped me.

January 2nd 12:12 pm

Cho has just walked up to Harry and Hermione has steered me away, as if I would do something to mess Harry up. It's not like Harry is so good on his own anyway… besides, I'll have you know, I am very good with women. Just because I haven't ever had a girlfriend… ever… means nothing! I have lots of charm. I bet I could get a date for the next Hogsmeade trip before Harry could… you know that's a good idea! I'm gonna go try to get a date, starting right now.

January 2nd 2:12 pm

I am currently standing outside the entrance to the Great Hall, cutting class I might add, to look for a possible date... Aha! Here comes a good looking bird! I'll be back in a moment with the good news! Hehehe.

January 2nd 2:15 pm

Well, she wasn't the one for me. That's it - that's all there was to it. I'll just look for someone better.

January 2nd 2:27 pm

Oh, here comes another girl I must try and ask out!

January 2nd 2:30 pm

Oh gross! Who knew a zit could get that big! When I saw it, I mean the girl, properly, I had to pretend like I was heading in the direction of the bathroom, instead of going to ask her out. Gross!

January 2nd 7:30 pm

I haven't found anyone! It's awful! Either they're ugly or they just don't want to go with me! It's horrible; how does Harry do it! I just don't understand women! Why do they have to be so complicated! You know, men don't beat around the bush. If they want something, they'll tell you, you don't have to go around guessing. I give up on women… they are bloody impossible!

January 2nd 7:45 pm

Another bloody example about women: Hermione won't let me copy off her Umbridge homework! I mean why not! She's making me go to the library, of all places, and study to get it done. Women are impossible! Impossible I tell you!

January 2nd 7:48 pm

Harry's walked in all pale and tired looking. Apparently Snape was his usual cheerful self during the Occlumency lessons. And by cheerful I mean evil and bat-like. Anyway, Harry has something important to tell us and told me to stop writing and listen so he can tell me.

January 2nd 7:57 pm

We've had a breakthrough! Harry found out that the weapon that everyone's talking about is in the Department of Mysteries! That's where Sturgis Podmore was when he got caught and that's why they sent him to Azkaban! Well, anyway we're gonna head back to the common room, so that Harry can try to get rid of his Occlumency- stupid-Snape- headache.

January 2nd 8:12 pm

Yay! Not all women are impossible! I just asked some random Ravenclaw (she was rather pretty and it turns out that her name is Ashlyn) to go with me on the next Hogsmeade trip, when I was walking back from the library and she said YES! Yay! Ha – beat that Harry!

January 2nd 8:14 pm

Was talking about Ashlyn to Harry and it turns out that he already has a date! I can't beat him at anything! Urgh!

January 2nd 8:16

Angelina Johnson heard us talking about the Hogsmeade trip and it turns out that I CAN'T EVEN GO! I have quidditch practice all day on Valentine's Day! I can't even bloody go! I give up! Life sucks…

January 2nd 9:20 pm

Have just walked into boys' dormitory and Harry is laughing in the evil mwa-ha-mwa-ha-ha sort of way. I think he's possessed. He's just laughed at me all maniacal again. I think I'm going to need a priest or an exorcist or some holy water or a rosary or something…

January 2nd 9:22 pm

No, never mind. Cancel the exorcist. I just smacked him and he stopped and came around; simple enough (- you know I'm starting to think that muggles don't need magic; they just hit stuff and it does the job). Apparently,Harry was kind of possessed. He had one of those You-Know-Who visions again. He seriously could beat out Trelawney… it's kind of creepy. Probably not gonna sleep too well tonight now… oh, well, that's what you get when you befriend someone who is mentally linked to a Dark Lord with aspirations of world domination...I have a feeling that people don't befriend other people who are mentally linked to a Dark Lord with aspirations of world domination very often...maybe that's just me.

A/N: Please keep up the reviews.