I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner. Ronnie Anne makes her first appearance in this chapter.
It was the early afternoon of March 14, 1986 at Royal Woods Elementary-Middle School as it was the same day Lincoln and his parents Bobby and Lori gave out their project together. Lincoln was opening up his locker, but someone pantses him.
"Really? Did you really have to do that?!" Lincoln said as the other kids laugh at and take photos of his expense with their camera. Sometime after class, Lincoln gets out of his desk, but the same kid tied his shoelaces together and he trips and falls.
"Oh, real original!" Lincoln shouted as the other kids laugh and photograph this, too. Later at lunch, Lincoln sits down in his favorite lunch seat only to make a fart noise and find that he sat on a whoopee cushion.
"Ha ha! That's real funny and mature!" Lincoln yelled as the other kids laugh and photograph again, Later, the bell rings and he checks his locker only for a pile of garbage to fall onto him and the kids do what they did before again.
"All right! That's it! I'm out of here!" Lincoln screamed as he opens up a door from the trash.
Later, Lincoln and his parents Bobby and Lori were walking home from school together.
"So, you really confronted that bully?" Bobby asked.
"That's right. I said for you and Mom to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're gonna settle this," Lincoln said to Bobby and Clyde.
"Whoa! You're gonna fight?!" Clyde asked Lincoln.
"Oh god. I don't think it's a good idea," Lori said nervously.
"Mom, Dad, Clyde, I'm not an animal. I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech...as soon as I write it," Lincoln said as Clyde noticed something.
"Looks like that bully left you a note of their own," Clyde replied.
Suddenly, Lincoln sees a sticky note on his head, pulls it off, and reads it, "Lame-O, there's also a piece of gum in Lincoln's hair as Bobby sniffed it.
"Ooh! Watermelon lime!" Bobby said before Lori slapped him in the face.
"Bobby! Don't eat it," Lori said sternly to Bobby, "Do you not realize that's stuck in Lincoln's hair?:
"Better not let your sisters see this, Mom and Dad," Lincoln said to Lori and Bobby.
"You're definitely right, Lincoln," Lori agreed, "Because then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do."
"I don't know, Lori, maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Leni gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman," Clyde said as he looks lovesick.
"Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde," Lincoln said.
Bobby then replied, "Come on, son. Your mother and I agree with Clyde when he says that they'd be helpful."
"You don't understand what it's like for me to have eight meddling sisters of yours," Lincoln said as it then flashbacks to what looks like Lincoln being sick as Leni puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks his temperature before Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation just before Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandaged him up real tight but Lincoln muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe.
Later, Luna was now carrying a bowl of piping hot soup. "All right, dude! Here comes the airplane," Luna said, but suddenly, she ends up spilling it all over Lincoln's crotch, "Oopsie."
"Aahh! It burns," Lincoln screamed as Luna walked off embarrassed, and Bobby and Lori then bandage up his crotch and the flashback ends as Lincoln was holding up a finger with a bandage wrapped around it as he said, "And that was just a paper cut!"
"Ahhh. Gotta be more careful with that paper, young lad," Lori replied politely.
"Well, then, you'd better get that gum out. You wanna look intimidating for that bully," Clyde said to Lincoln.
"Not to worry, fellas. I was born intimidating," Lincoln said as he then tries to pull the gum out of his hair, but it's too grody to touch for him, "Ew, ew! Ugh, my god, gross!"
"You know, peanut butter will get that gum out," Clyde explained.
"Should I use chunky or smooth?" Lincoln asked.
"Well, son, maybe you should use some smooth peanut butter to get it out," Bobby explained to Lincoln.
"But if you use chunky, you're gonna have to use smooth to get the chunks out," Clyde explained.
"It's gonna take a few minutes, son, but if you and Lori both need me, I'll be in the TV room eating donuts," Bobby said as they all go into his house and looks around to see if any of the meddling sisters are lurking but it turns out that the coast is clear and he steps in and puts his backpack on the floor. Just then, a news broadcast weather board appears next to him with his face in the sun that showed "LHN 6 LIVE WEATHER REPORT: CLEAR SKIES, LINGERING BUTT-INS, KEEP UMBRELLA HANDY"
The National Weather Service reports clear skies with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters," Lincoln announced, "But we advise keeping your umbrella handy."
Lily is playing with some of her toys and notices both Lori and Lincoln coming in.
"We gotta keep quiet, Mom," Lincoln quietly said to Lori as they snuck in, "Don't want to interrupt Lily's playtime."
Suddenly, Lori steps on a squeaky toy and lifts her foot up with some squeaking aftershocks from said toy.
"Oops. Sorry, Lily. Didn't want to interrupt your little playtime," Lori said to her daughter Lily as she and Lincoln sneak off when all of a sudden...
"Hold it right there!" Leni shouted as Lincoln thinks that Leni has spotted them, but she's really talking to a friend of hers on her phone, "He wore cargo shorts on one of Lori and Bobby's dates? That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard!"
He and Lori then give out a sigh of relief as they sneak into the kitchen and get to the fridge and look for the peanut butter.
"Peanut butter, peanut butter, dear God, where's the peanut butter?" Lori and Lincoln both panicked as Luna comes in humming a tune and Lincoln hides the gum by sticking his head in one of the crisper drawers.
"Hey, bro," Luna greeted them.
"Oh, hey, Luna," Lincoln replied, "What's the haps?
"Rad way to chill out, bro," Luna said as she saw their position.
"Right. Totally rad," Lincoln agreed.
"Hey, Lori, why don't you hook me up with some pudding," Luna demanded Lori.
"Sure thing, Luna," Lori said as she feels around for a pudding cup and touches a piece of broccoli but becomes disgusted by its scent and smell before she shakes the broccoli texture off her hand, finds a pudding cup and hands it to Luna.
"Thanks, Lori. Stay cool," Luna said as she left. Once she left, Lori helped Lincoln get his head out of the crisper drawer with a head of cabbage on the gum and shakes it off, but suddenly, he and Lori both find the peanut butter jar.
"Peanut butter!" Lori and Lincoln both said as she opens the jar and they both discover that it's empty.
"Jesus Christ, why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?!" Lori said as she throws the empty jar in the trash which complies to what she just ranted about, "We're gonna need a Plan B."
"Socks and sandals? Cut it out, man," Leni said, still on the phone.
"Cut it out. That's it," Lincoln said as he and Lori both sneak past Leni.
"Now that is literally the worst thing I have ever heard," Leni replied as Lori and Lincoln sneak into her parents' room and grabs a pair of scissors to cut the gum out with. But as he and Lori make their way to the staircase, Luan is coming down and Lori decides to stick the gum to the wall to hide it.
"Oh, hi, Luan," Lori greeted Luan.
"Hey, Lori, Lincoln. What do you think of this joke? If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!" Luan said as she made a joke.
"Seriously, Lincoln and I don't get it. At all," Lori said puzzled.
"Oh. Well, that's just the punchline. I still gotta think of the setup," Luan said as she walked away while Lori and Lincoln head up the stairs and make it to the door to Lincoln's room, but her mother calls them.
"Lori, Lincoln! I need you to take out the trash," Rita called off-screen.
"Okay, Mom! Give us five minutes," Lori replied.
"Not five minutes, Lori! Do it now!" Rita demanded.
"I said give us five minutes, please! Don't you understand, Lincoln and I are busy with something?!" Lori yelled back at Rita and Lynn Sr.
"Young lady, you both listen to your mother," Lynn Sr. shouted off-screen to Lori.
"OKAY! OKAY! FINE, WE'LL DO IT NOW!" Lori shouted as she and Lincoln sneak around to avoid her sisters, and take the trash out, but suddenly, Bobby was coming eating a sprinkled doughnut and Lincoln puts the trash lid on the gum to hide it.
"Oh, Hi, Dad. Have you been scarfing down some donuts lately?" Lincoln asked Bobby.
"Yeah, boy. These doughnuts are delicious," Bobby proclaimed, "By the way, Lori, you taking out the trash?"
"Yeah, my mom asked me to," Lori said to Bobby.
"Hmmm, yeah, you probably have overly controlling parents," Bobby said to Lori before he suddenly sees the lid on Lincoln's head, "Son, what's with the trash lid on your head?
"Oh, this?" Lincoln asked as he was striking a few poses, "These are all the rage right now. I'm surprised you didn't know."
"Hmm... right," Bobby said as he, Lori and Lincoln all sneak back to the door to his room.
"Phew," Lincoln gave out a sigh of relief as they then get ready to open the door, but Lisa catches them.
"Greetings, humans. There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area," Lisa replied.
"A what in our who now?" Lori and Lincoln asked to Lisa.
"You've got gum in your hair, Lincoln," Lisa answered.
"Oh, yes. I'm sure it's just," Lincoln said before Lisa finished.
"I assume that being of average intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself," Lisa replied, "Therefore, I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you."
"Lisa, please! You can't tell," Lincoln demanded, "I don't want everyone getting involved."
"Don't worry. I do not have enough room in my brain for this kind of tomfoolery," Lisa said as she walks away.
Afterwards, Lori and Lincoln enter his room, Lincoln takes out the scissors and snips the gum out, but just as they were about to dispose of it, Lynn kicks the door open with every other sister there.
"You're being picked on!" Lynn proclaimed.
"What the...?" Lori said as she took notice.
"But Lisa, I thought you weren't going to say anything," Lincoln shouted.
"No. What I said was I did not have room in my brain for your secret," Lisa said, "Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, whose brain apparently has ample room.
"So, you are being picked on," Luna said smirking.
"What, no! He's not being picked on!" Lori screamed to her sisters.
"Then what's that?" Luan asked as she points to the gum on Lincoln's hair.
"That's just my gum," Lincoln said as he chews it trying to cover it up but obviously disgusted by it, "Mmm...watermelon lime. And hair?" Lincoln said before suddenly, he coughs it out and the girls start demanding him to let them help him.
"Guys! Guys! Please stay out of this," Lincoln begged them.
"Yeah, you girls will only make it worse," Lori demanded sternly to her sisters.
"If by worse you mean better, I agree," Leni said angrily.
"You should go straight to the school principal," Lola said to Lincoln.
"No! That's not what he should do, Lola!" Lori said angrily at Lola.
"Forget that. You should literally show an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends, Lori," Leni said to Lori.
"I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave him in tears," Luan said.
"Hoo-wah," Lynn shouted as she flips at Lincoln, then kicks him, "Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take him down.
Lincoln groans as his mother Lori proceeds to give an update on the weather of his life with storm clouds coming in over his face saying "SISTERNADO WARNING: CATEGORY 1 BUTTING IN PRIMARY RISK: Making things worse for us/Damaging childhood/Bad advice BREAKING NEWS: FIRST ALERT SEVERE SISTWISTER THREAT.
"This just in, everybody! The National Weather Service has just released a Category 1 Sisternado Watch," Lori announced in a frightened manner, "We advise you all to board up your windows and prepare your emergency supplies.
Suddenly, Lynn grabs Lincoln and has him in a hold, "That's the camel clutch. Another good option for ya," she said before Lori gets her off of Lincoln.
"Look, girls, we don't need any of this meddling nonsense, you're all just giving him bad advice," Lori replied.
"We'll start with some basic dumb jokes," Luan answered, "Like, You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car. That kind of thing."
"Ooh I know! I'll invite him to a tea party and make him use the chipped cup," Lola said as she has a sinister smile with a sinister sting to accompany it, "I am so evil, sometimes I scare even me."
Lincoln notices Lynn standing in a strange pose, "Lynn, what are you doing?"
"Surprise mime attack," Lynn shouted as she pulls Lincoln's shirt over his face, "I invented that one myself!
"But Lynn, Mom and I are not going to fight," Lincoln shouted as he pulls his shirt back down, "I just want to say that...
"Ugh! Fine! I'll take care of this myself," Lynn said as she then walks off.
"You should do this," Luna shouted as she slams a pair of cymbals right in Lincoln's ears, "Ha ha, his ears'll be ringing for days!
"Ugly jokes are always good, too," Luan said, "Like, You're so ugly, you have to keep your eyes in your diary!"
"What?" Lincoln said as his ears were still ringing.
"Look! I found him," Lynn shouted as she returns with a boy and is carrying him by the seat of his pants. The girls then surround this unknown boy and are not very happy with him.
"How dare you bully our brother! Only we get to do that," Leni shouted angrily.
"Smoosh your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln!," Lana said as she spits the gum right into Lincoln's hand but sees that Lincoln is too hesitant to do it, "Fine. I'll do it."
"Wait! Stop! This guy isn't my enemy! Although, thanks to you, he probably will be now," Lincoln said as the boy growls at him for what he's been put through.
"Oh," Lynn said as she kicks the boy out, "Why are you still here?"
"I can't believe I almost wasted perfectly good gum on him," Lana said as she takes the gum back and chews it.
"I'll go get another boy," Lynn said as she proceeds to do so.
"No! Lynn, stop! It's not even a boy," Lincoln said as Lynn suddenly stops surprised at that fact and the others are perplexed.
"Is it a dog?" Leni asked before Lincoln gave out a deep sigh.
"Well, it's actually a girl..." Lincoln said before suddenly, the girls sans Lori are flabbergasted and gasp to hear the news, but then, all of them start squealing with delight.
"What the... what's going on?" Lori said as all the girls except give them a big group hug and suffocate them as.
"Lincoln! Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?" Luna asked.
"She sounds so pretty," Lola said sweetly.
"What is happening?" Lincoln was concerned.
"Yeah, what's the holdup?" Lori was concerned too as they all release both her and Lincoln from their hug.
"Well, when a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you~," Leni said as the girls all squeal again and Lincoln and his parents are just completely dumbfounded at this explanation.
"Are you kidding me, girls? That is absolutely ridiculous," Lori defied her sisters angrily, "Do you not understand? She shoved a sandwich down my son's pants! And Bobby and I were picking sesame seeds out of his ass for days!"
Suddenly, the girls swoon over such a non flirty prank.
"So romantic... and quite a classic," Leni said sweetly but Lori was stern about this.
"You girls are absolutely nuts!" Lori yelled at her sisters, "She hates him! We're gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
"Well, you need to give her a piece of your heart instead," Leni explained.
"What?!" Lincoln asked confusingly.
"I think you need to kiss her," Leni said to Lincoln.
Lily makes a raspberry face at Leni which meant she was against her sisters and was agreeing with her Lori, Bobby and Lincoln.
"What is going on here?!" Lincoln said.
"Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!" The girls shouted as they continue demanding Lincoln to kiss his bully, they all start forming miniature tornadoes around them and merge together to create the Sisternado and a weather warning pops up with the tornadoes taking over Lincoln and his parents' space saying "SISTERNADO RED ALERT, BREAKING NEWS, S.O.S./TAKE COVER/RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"WHOA! YIKES! GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Bobby shouted.
"Attention! Attention! This just in from the National Weather Service! The Sisternado watch has been upgraded to a Sisternado warning. Take cover immediately!" Lori announced in a frightening and panicking manner.
"Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!" the Sisternado continued chanting, the Sisternado trapped Lincoln, Lily and their parents Bobby and Lori inside.
"RUUUUUUNNNN!" Lincoln panicked as he, his parents Bobby and Lori, and Lily all escape from the Sisternado and run into the bathroom to seek shelter and Lori picks up her phone.
"Mom, Dad, they have absolutely lost their minds," Lincoln panicked, "They think the bully likes me! They want me to kiss her!"
"Jesus Christ. What are they even doing?!" Lori said nervously.
"I don't know. Maybe they're right, boy," Bobby said nervously.
"They're are never right, Mom and Dad! All they do is meddle, meddle, meddle," Lincoln said in a scared manner.
"They're girls, Lincoln. They know more about these things than we do," Lori explained, "It's a scientific fact."
"Yeah, but there's no way that..." but suddenly, Lincoln starts considering the possibility, "Wow. Me? You really think she might like me, Mom? How would I know?"
"There's only one way to find out. Follow me," Lori said as she and Lincoln then go out to confront the Sisternado who was still continuing to demand Lincoln to kiss the bully before Lori decided to stop it.
"EVERYBODY STOP!" Lori shouted as the Sisternado comes to a stop and the sisters turn back to normal, "So is my son going to kiss this girl or what?" Lori smirked as suddenly, the girls squeal again.
"Oh my god, Lincoln's literally gonna go for it," Leni squealed.
"Good luck, Lincoln. Be careful," Lori warned Lincoln.
"It's 3:30," Lincoln said as he started demanding the girls, "Lola, lip balm," Lola applies it, "Lana, breath mint," Lana puts the breath mint in his mouth, "Let's do this."
With that, Lincoln heads on out to meet the girl of his dreams but Lori was nervous.
"Go get her, Romeo," Lynn said happily to Lincoln.
"You so got this, little bro," Leni said happily.
"Aw, our little Lincoln," Lola said happily.
"All grown up," Lana said as Lola hands her a tissue for her to blow her nose.
"Gee, all these fine brides would at least wear these at Lincoln's wedding. These are literally all the rage right now," Leni said as she wears the lid on his head having believed Lincoln's lie.
Lincoln steps outside, marches up to her, and gives her a kiss.
"Aww..." The sisters sans Lori said sweetly but suddenly, Ronnie Anne, however, responds to this romantic gesture by punching Lincoln in the face and is flung back into the house.
"OH MY GOD! LINCOLN! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Lori screamed as she ran to Lincoln who was hurt.
"No, Mom. She gave me a black eye," Lincoln said as he now had a black eye and his mother Lori was now incredibly furious at her sisters.
"Sorry, buddy. Our bad," Luna said sympathetically.
"Well, at least, you gave it a shot," Luan said sympathetically.
"I'll get some ice for that shiner," Lynn said sympathetically.
"X-ray machine, stat," Lisa said sympathetically.
"I'm really sorry, Lincoln," Leni said sympathetically as the girls all try to apologize to Lincoln for their meddling, which suddenly, he and Lori are through hearing.
"That's enough! Enough with the goddamn meddling!" Lori shouted angrily to her sisters, "You all caused Lincoln to get a black eye!"
Lincoln then joined in, "Yeah! Every time you guys butt into our lives, you make things worse! Well, guess what? Never again!"
"No! More! Meddling!" Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Lily all shouted in unison as they all storm away to Lincoln's room and Lori slams the door in rage as her sisters stand there feeling guilty.
"I knew it all along. We should never have listened to them," Lincoln said angrily.
"I agree, Lincoln. Our sisters are always wrong," Lori agreed with Lincoln.
"Yeah, son. They're full of pathetic excuses," Bobby also agreed with him.
"Poo-poo! Lily don't like meddlers!" Lily said, agreeing with Lincoln and their parents Bobby and Lori before someone whistles from outside to get Lincoln's attention.
"Poo?" Lily said in confusion.
"What's that?" Lori asked.
They then look out his window on one end as a rock comes flying in through the other end and sees there's a note attached to it and read it in unison, "Sorry, Lame-O. I need to decided which boys who can have the best dance moves tonight," Lincoln then smiles and looks out the window and gets a steak thrown at his eye and notices it has a note too and reads it, "For your eye, hope it gets better, from your friend, Ronnie Anne," he then smiles hopefully and places steak over his shiner, "Okay, I think I'm gonna need some more help, Mom and Dad."
"What do you mean by that? Ronnie Anne gave you a black eye," Lori replied.
"Yes, Mom, but Ronnie Anne at least gave me a note about that she need to find a boy who has the best dance moves for the dance tonight," Lincoln said.
"I'm sorry to disagree with you, son, but dancing is too hard," Bobby said nervously.
"Okay, I guess that will be. She'll be embarrassed when I do the refrigerator dance," Lincoln said to his parents.
"The what?" Lori and Bobby were confused.
"You don't know about the refrigerator dance?" Lincoln said, "Oh I see. Well, She'll get embarrassed anyway."
"Wait! Let do this," Lori said.
"Okay, Just follow my lead," Lincoln said as he then started to sing, "Open the fridge"
"Open the fridge," Bobby sang.
"More feeling," Lincoln said as the music continued as they continued to sing and Lori joins in.
Open the fridge (Open the fridge)
Get the milk (Get the milk)
Check for leftovers, toss your leftovers, with a little booty shake
"Wow, Bobby. And you said dancing is hard," Lori said with glee, "Well you must have thought wrong, honey."
Later that evening, at the Elementary-Middle School Dance, Ronnie Anne was arriving.
"So, any idea where Ronnie Anne is?" Lori asked.
"Well, here she comes right now," Lincoln said to Lori and Bobby.
"Hey Lincoln. Where is the one boy that I decided?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"I have Dad here to keep you occupied for a little father-daughter dance," Lincoln answered,
"Isn't he a little too old to dance with a young girlfriend?" Ronnie Anne replied.
"Relax, it'll be like a father and daughter dance night," Bobby said, "Besides, Just because I'm a father doesn't mean I can't do the refridgerator."
"Do your thing, Dad. Mom and I have faith in you," Lincoln said to Bobby.
"Follow my lead," Bobby said as he started singing, "Open the fridge, Grab the eggs, Open the mayo, Spread the mayo, All over your face, I want a pickle, Fishin' for a pickle"
"You get them, Bobby," Lori said as she giggled.
"Now, grab that pickle and swing, Now, grab that pickle and swing"
"Daddy, what are you doing?" Ronnie Anne asked confusingly.
"I'm swinging an invisible pickle! Oh. Never mind, I'll try a different dance," Bobby said before he started dancing with Ronnie Anne and toss her in the air as she screamed, "Talk about a lightweight. Ooh, here she comes."
"Put me down, please!" Ronnie Anne shouted.
"Bet nobody can't toss you around like a rag doll," Bobby said.
"Daddy, please slow down," Ronnie Anne said.
"Oh, come on! I haven't even swung you around by your feet yet," Bobby said before suddenly, a phonograph record needle scratches and the music stops.
"Well, it looks like we're gonna have to turn up the heat. Cue it up, G," Lincoln said as some dance music started playing which turns out to be the Ghostbusters theme.
"All right. Are we ready?" Lori said happily.
"We sure are, Mom. Let's do it," Lincoln said to Lori.
With that, they all started singing along, "Ghostbusters!"
"If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
"If it's somethin' weird an' it don't look good, who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
Everyone started to dance along with the Ghostbusters theme as well.
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost"
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost"
"If you're seein' things runnin' through your head, who can ya call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
"An invisible man sleepin' in your bed, Oh who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
As it continued on, the cheering and applause continued.
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost, I ain't afraid o' no ghost"
"Who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
"If you're all alone, pick up the phone and call..." ("Ghostbusters!")
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost"
"I hear it likes the girls"
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
"Whoooooooo-hoooooo-hoooooo-yeah!" Ronnie Anne shouted gleefully.
"Who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
"Mmm, if you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby, you better call..." ("Ghostbusters!")
"Ha ha! I'm really loving this dance so far, Ronnie Anne! This is really getting me pumped up!" Bobby shouted in glee.
"Let me tell you somethin', Bustin' makes me feel good"
Wow! I gotta say! I'm really feeling the burn to this amazing tune," Ronnie Anne said joyously.
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost, I ain't afraid o' no ghost
"Don't get caught alone, oh no" ("Ghostbusters!")
"When he comes through your door, Unless you just a want some more, I think you better call..." ("Ghostbusters!")
"Who ya gonna call?" ("Ghostbusters!")
With that, the song ends and everyone was cheering and applauding Lori and Lincoln.
"Thank you! Thank you very much!" Lori said gleefully.
"Yeah! Thank you all for coming!" Lincoln thanked the crowd.
"Wow, son. Those dance moves are amazing," Bobby said happily, "You really dance like a pro after all."
"Yeah! He does, Ronnie Anne agreed with Bobby, "Those dance moves are the best I've seen."
"Well, Look like Lori and Lincoln did it on their own and... it's too bad that their sisters are upset about what they done," Bobby said to Ronnie Anne.
"Do you think they're still meddlers? No, I don't think so," Ronnie Anne said to herself.
"Not to worry, Ronnie. I'll go and talk to them, Bobby said as he proceeded to walk up to the eight meddling sisters, "Hey guys. What's the matter and why are you always meddling my dear Lori and our son Lincoln? Well, technologically, I was like a brother-in-law to you girls but why do you always meddle my son and girlfriend?
"He's our brother," Leni replied, "Sometimes, we want to make sure he and his sisters... and mother... are all safe."
"I want to help them make the right choices," Luan said.
"We get worried about them," Lana said nervously.
"But now he and Lori are more upset than ever," Bobby said in a stern manner, "It's good that you're always there for them, but sometimes, they want to handle things on their own."
"I guess you're right," Lynn said in a depressing tone.
"We do go a little too far sometimes," Lola said in a sad tone.
"We should apologize," Lucy said depressingly.
"I should go talk to them first," Bobby said, "Be right back."
As Lincoln and Ronnie Anne dance together, Bobby and Lori came back to them.
"Oh hey, Mom. Hi, Dad," Lincoln said to Lori and Bobby.
"Son, we need to talk. I know you and Lori are mad about when her sisters are meddling your life," Bobby said to Lincoln, "But you do know you and Lily are their special siblings and they want to make sure that you're safe. How will you feel about it?"
"I guess I feel bad about it. I'm such a jerk," Lincoln said in a melancholy tone as he came up to their sisters and prepared to apologize to them, "Hey guys. Listen, Mom and I just want to apologize. You did tell me about the whole bully thing like Ronnie Anne."
"Wait, who?" Lola said as she was shocked.
"Look, girls. Ronnie Anne is the one who bullied Lincoln and made everyone make fun of him," Lori replied.
"It's true. I couldn't stand you guys about meddling my life or my mother's life or even my sister Lily's life..." Lincoln said.
"...but we shouldn't have been so mean to you that you guys trying to protect us," Lori finished, "I just want us to say... we're all sorry."
"Oh bros. You're not the ones who should apologize. We've all been jerks," Luna said sympathetically.
"Yeah, We gone a little overboard for helping you," Lynn said in a melancholy tone.
"Okay. Let's all take it really easy from now on when Mom and I have a problem and you guys trying to help," Lincoln explained.
"You got a deal, girls?" Lori asked.
"Deal," the girls accepted.
"Thank you, girls," Lori accepted what they said, "That way we can all take it easy and make things great for each of us."
"I think we're all in the mood to root for them," Ronnie Anne said as they all started cheering for Lori and Lincoln more as they carried them up and held them up with their arms and yelled out "Santiagos! Santiagos! Santiagos!"
"Whoa, easy. Don't drop us. Please be careful," Lori said as the crowd continued holding them up by their arms while they marched out cheering for them.