A Look into Ron's Homework Planner

Chapter 4: Death Eaters and Threats

January 3rd 8:20 am

Oh bloody hell! Bollocks… possibly the worst thing possibly has just happened, and no it isn't that the Chudley Cannons retired. According to the Daily Prophet 10 death eaters just escaped from Azkaban…I think it is very obvious that this situation SUCKS! That's what Hermione just told me.

Give me a minute I want to read some of this article:

MASS BREAKOUT FROM AZKABAN MINISTRY FEARS BLACK IS 'RALLYING POINT' FOR OLD DEATH EATERS

"Black?" Harry has just said loudly. "Not -?"

I hate Fudge! He is such a moron – he blames this whole thing on Sirius when Sirius has never done anything at all, whatsoever, wrong. Poor Sirius – it's gotta suck to have everyone in the nation think you're a crazy murderer/ Death Eater/ Traitor/ criminal. That bloody bastard Fudge is going down! You know what, I'm going to the ministry and am gonna beat the crap out of him the muggle way right now.

"Ron, sit down!"

Damn Hermione. She's too nice for her own good. But that's why I like her.

January 3rd 8:25 am

"There you are, Harry," I've said. "That's why he was happy last night…"

"I don't believe this." Harry looks pretty pissed. "Fudge is blaming the breakout on Sirius!"

"What other options does he have?" Actually, Hermione looks pissed too. "He can hardly say, 'Sorry everyone, Dumbledore warned me this might happen, the Azkaban guards have joined Lord Voldemort' – stop whimpering Ron…"

I was NOT whimpering. There was something stuck in my throat…

"And now Voldemort's worst supporters have broken out too.' I mean, he's spent a good six months telling everyone you and Dumbledore are liars hasn't he?"

Hermione's so logical.

Ah, well, now we know why Harry had that vision last night. You know what – ewww! Have just looked up at the staff table and Umbridge has porridge in her mustache. That's right – I said mustache. Eww, she is sooo disgusting. She probably swings from the other side of the door…. And by the other side, I mean Fudge. Fudge and Umbridge – they would have the ugliest kids, seriously. EWW! Bad images…Umbridge and Fudge doing the bad thing…. Oh gross. Eww oh that's gross. Think of something positive ….. Hermione…. Ahhh…..me and Hermione doing the bad thing…. Whoa ok, gonna stop now before the little Weasley says hello.

January 3rd 8:30 am

Ha ha ha. Some bugger bought a Devil's Snare and gave it to that guy at Mungo's – what's his name: Broderick. "They must be a real prat, why didn't they check what they were buying?"

"Oh come on Ron!" Hermione has just said to me. "I don't think anyone could put Devil's Snare in a pot and not realize it tries to kill whoever touches it? This – this was murder….A clever murder, as well… If the plant was sent anonymously, how's anyone ever going to find out who did it?"

God Hermione's hot, especially when she's all worked up. She kinda reminds me of that muggle detective bloke Sherflock. Have just told her so.

"Sherflock?" Hermione's said. "You mean Sherlock?"

"Uh…sure. Besides, what's a friendly 'f' among friends, eh?"

"What?"

"Um…nothing…"

Harry has snickered. Just to let you know, I'm cursing him in my mind.

January 3rd 8:34 am

"I met Bode," Harry said. "I saw him at the Ministry with your dad…."

OH! "I've heard dad talk about him at home! He was an Unspeakable – he worked in the Department of Mysteries!"

Hermione just folded up her newspaper and jumped to her feet.

"Where are you going?"

"To send a letter. It…well, I don't know whether…but it's worth trying…and I'm the only one who can…"

ARG! "I hate it when she does that. Would it kill her to tell us what she's up to for once! It'd take her about 10 seconds more – hey, Hagrid!"

Hagrid just walked in. He's all bruised up still…actually, it looks like he's got more cuts than he did before. Something smells fishy about this…and it's not just Hagrid's coat.

January 3rd 8:37 am

Bollocks, Hagrid's on probation! I HATE that Umbridge woman! I hate her! Seriously, she makes all our lives hell! That I can deal with – but Hagrid? That's just too far.

I will get her back…if it's the last thing I ever do.

Well, really…if I'm honest with myself here, I don't want the last thing I ever do to involve Umbridge, because that would…suck. I'd rather the last thing I ever do involve my friends or family, so I could die happily, ya know. Or it could involve Hermione…

A/N: Thanks for the reviews guys. I don't deserve them - I'm such a terrible writer with the whole "finishing the story" aspect. Anyway, I know this is short but so are the otherchapters. I should have another one out soon.