I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
The episode opens up to a performance by rock band Bon Jovi singing their latest hit, "You Give Love A Bad Name."
"Ohhhhh, shot through the heart, and you're to blame"
"You give love a bad name (Bad name)"
"I play my part and you play your game"
"You give love a bad name (Bad name)"
Scene cuts to Lori, Lincoln and Lily in their room listening to one of their performances on the radio on May 4, 1986.
"I can't believe this, Mom! Bon Jovi is literally the coolest rock band of the decade," Lincoln said happily.
"I know!" Lori said happily, "I'm telling Clyde that you, and the kids and I are going to a big concert tonight!"
"Don't worry, Mom. I got it under control," Lincoln said as he grabs out his phone and comments to Clyde, "Hey, Clyde. How's it going? I just want to let you know that Mom and I are both going to our first concert tonight."
"Hey, that's great. I'd totally give my life a bad name I was saving my lips for Lynn Loud Jr.," Clyde said as Lincoln makes a gagging face to that comment.
Once Lincoln made a gagging face, Lori turned to the viewers and said, "Can you believe this? This night is going to be amazing! Lincoln, Clyde, Lily and I are all going to see Bon Jovi tonight, and not to make a big deal of it, but it's gonna be our first concert together!"
"Okay, Clyde, we'll meet you at the ticket counter in T-minus one hour!" Lincoln said on the phone.
"Okay, that'll give me time to work on my dance moves. Gotta go now," Clyde said as he hangs up.
"You ready to have some fun at the concert, kids?" Lori asked happily.
"Goo-goo! Wiwy ready!" Lily shouted in happiness.
"I sure am, Mom! Here we go!" Lincoln said in happiness.
As Lori and her kids head out of his room, they yelp because they see that their sisters except Luna are standing right in front of the three.
"Where did you all come from?" Lori said in fear as they push them back inside, and quickly barricade the door.
"Simmer down and listen up!" Lisa explained.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Lori said sternly.
"We overheard your conversation, and we're here to warn you," Leni said bitterly.
"Warn us about what?" Lori said sternly.
"Do not let Luna know that you and your kids are going to your first concert together. She'll insist on going with you!" Lola explained.
"What? Why?" Lincoln asked.
"I don't know, cause she's nuts? But she's done it to all of us," Lynn explained.
"Are you serious right now?" Lori said angrily.
"Yeah. And when she goes, she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything," Leni said coldly, "There was my first Cyndi Lauper concert."
Flashback to Leni's first concert in November 1983 as Cyndi Lauper performs.
That's all they really want, Some fun, When the working day is done, Oh girls, they wanna have fun
"Oh girls just wanna have fun," Leni sang along, "I'm so pumped up by this music."
"Come on, people! Where's your energy?" Luna asked.
"Luna, just have a chill pill," Leni said bitterly but Luna hops around into a concert attendant whose drink goes flying onto the control panel and kills the lights.
End flashback.
"And let's not our first Sesame Street concert," Lola explained.
Flashback to Lola and Lana's first concert in October 1985 as Big Bird performs "One Little Star" from "Follow That Bird."
"Come on, guys! CROWD SURF!" Luna shouted as she leaps onto some kids and crushes them, then leaps onto and crushes Lola and Lana.
End flashback.
Lisa then asked her, "And remember the time you crashed the party and ruined my first opera?"
Flashback to Lisa's first opera in January 1986 as a Valkyrie wails and Luna suddenly rushes on stage.
"CHECK IT, LIS! STAGE DIVE!" Luna shouts as she dives into the orchestra pit. The Valkyrie follows suit and falls in after her.
End flashback.
"Oh man. Mom, I can't let Luna find out about Bon Jovi," Lincoln said in fear.
"I really don't want to either. I feel like our sisters are gonna get us into trouble if we do," Lori said in fear.
"Don't worry. We can get you out without her knowing," Leni explained.
"Guys, I am not getting in one of Lucy's coffins again," Lincoln explained.
"That won't be necessary," Lisa explained as she lifts up one of Lincoln's posters to reveal an emergency cord behind it, pulls it, and reveals an emergency escape slide just outside Lincoln's window, "Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times.
The other sisters toss Lori along with Lincoln and Lily through the window as they goes down the slide.
"WOO-HOO!" Lori shouted happily as they three slide down.
Later at the mall, Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde are seen walking.
"It's all taken care of. Luna will never know about the concert," Lincoln said.
"I really hope she doesn't find out about this," Lori explained nervously as Lily nods in agreement.
But then comes a familiar voice, revealing it to be Luna waiting in line for him with the staff of the show in line as well.
"Yo, bro! I saved you all a spot in line!" Luna shouted as she makes rocking horns to signal them.
"Luna, how did you get here?" Lincoln said in surprise.
"Yeah, how did you know about the concert?" Lori asked with fear.
"You kiddin' me?! When it comes to music, I know all," Luna explained, "Are you ready for me to show you how to have the greatest first concert ever?"
"Well, I, uh..." Lincoln said nervously before Lori explained.
"Like, yeah, we're totes ready to have our greatest first concert ever!" Lori said happily.
"AWESOME! First up, something has to be done about your duds," Luna explained but Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde all glance at each other and don't know what she's talking about, "Your threads, man," but they still don't get it.
"Uhh, what do you mean, Luna?" Lori asked confused.
"Wow. Your clothes, dude," Luna explained.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde are now dressed up in Bon Jovi attire.
"So much better," Luna said happily but Lincoln was starting to freak out.
"There's no zipper. What if I need to pee?" Lincoln said in fear.
"Yeah, and what if I need to change Lily?" Lori asked in fear.
"You'll be having too much fun to pee! Now, let's see your rock pose," Luna said but Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde all glance at each other, then Clyde gets down on the floor and curls up which confused her, "Uh...what's that?"
"My rock pose," Clyde explained, "I'm igneous."
"No, dudes. I mean, throw up the goats, like this!" Luna explained as she throws them up with purple lightning to accompany it, "YEAH! Now you try."
Lori, Lincoln and Clyde all attempt it with no effort whatsoever.
"Yeah, uh..." Lincoln said nervously.
"We'll work on it later. Now, let's see your dance moves," Luna explained
"I can't dance," Clyde said dejectedly.
"What?! Everybody can dance, man!" Luna explained as she and Lori start dancing.
"Yeah. You just have to feel the music and move your booty!" Lori said happily as she accidentally bumps Lincoln with HER booty as Lincoln bumps into a snowcone cart and gets ice down his pants, making his eyes turn icy blue and freeze over and starts moving around like crazy from the frost.
"Raspberry or lemonade?" Flip asked, holding up flavor syrup.
"That's it, guys!" Luna shouted happily as she gets out her acoustic guitar, "Come on, everybody. Pre-show sing along! Sing it with me!" she then starts playing and she and Lori both sing.
"Wooah, We're half way there, Woah-oh, Livin' on a prayer, Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear, Woah-oh, Livin' on a prayer, Livin' on a prayer"
Suddenly, they notice Cristina.
"Speaking of Bon Jovi...just your type! Get over here, bro! There's nothing like falling in love at your first concert," Luna shouted.
"OOOOOOOOOOOH!" The show staff said together but Lincoln's eyes become enveloped in flames and the ice in his pants melts, showing he's had enough of Luna's tomfoolery.
"That's it! We're done here," Lincoln shouted in rage.
"Dude, I'm just trying to make your first concert unforgettable!" Luna said in fear.
Lori then spoke sternly with Luna, "Look, all that Lincoln is saying is that you're just embarrassing both him and Lily! Our sisters warned me and the kids about you."
In response, what Lori said to Luna broke her heart.
"What are you talking about?" Luna said confused.
"They said you ruined all their first concerts, just like you're ruining ours now, I'm afraid," Lori said sternly to Luna.
"Ouch. Message received. If that's the way you both feel...goodnight, Royal Woods Mall. Luna Loud has left the building..." Luna said dejectedly as she leaves forlornly and Lori, Lincoln, Clyde and Lily all start to look a little guilty.
"Did we go too far?" Lincoln asked in fear.
"I think we did, Lincoln," Lori said guiltily.
"Poo-poo," Lily said dejectedly.
"Hey, Clyde. Clyde?" Lori asked as they notice Clyde back in his rock pose, "Clyde, what are you doing?"
"My rock pose. I don't like confrontations," Clyde explained.
"Look, Clyde. I just don't think I want Luna to ruin the concert tonight. Okay?" Lori said when suddenly, the line starts to move.
"Guys! Line's moving!" Lincoln informed everybody.
"Well, let's not waste any time and get those tickets," Lori said as they try to get their spot back but suddenly...
"Hey! No cuts, kids!" Sean Gantka shouted.
"Back of the line, line cutters!" Mollie Freilich yelled.
"But that was our spot! Come on," Lincoln shouted.
"Yeah! That isn't fair! Be nice!" Lori said sternly.
"Poo-poo!" Lily said as she gave a raspberry.
Lori, Lincoln, Lily, and Clyde go to the end of the line and wait a long time for their turn. Eventually, they get to the ticket counter.
"WE MADE IT!" Lincoln said happily.
"FINALLY, IT'S ABOUT TIME, KIDS!" Lori said happily.
"Sorry, guys. Bon Jovi is officially sold out," the vendor said.
"Wait, do you have any tickets left?" Lori asked in fear.
"Ha ha ha ha, I'm just kidding, Lori, I've only got two left, Lori. You and your baby probably might consider yourselves lucky tonight." The vendor said as he gives Lori and Lily the last two tickets in the booth and then puts up a sign saying "SOLD OUT" and closes the booth. Lori looks at the two tickets that she and Lily got. Believing that the other two did not get tickets, she started to get really angry.
"Kids, would you cover your ears for a few moments?" Lori said in an angry monotone voice as Lincoln, Lily and Clyde cover their ears. Lori then takes a deep breath and shouts, "FFFFF..." The word is cut off by the sound of an organ. Everyone in the mall notices her utter shouting.
"Dear god. That was the loudest profanity I've ever heard here in this mall," Peter Griffin said in fear.
"I can't believe I didn't get Bon Jovi tickets for Lincoln and Clyde," Lori said to herself before her anger then turns to sadness as she continues, "But I... I'm lucky that Lily and I both got one. Lincoln, I'm sorry, but it looks like you and Clyde are both gonna have to miss out on it," she then starts to cry and weep out tears. Lincoln couldn't help but feel bad for her and came up to her to give her a sympathetic hug.
"Hey, it's all right, Mom. We'll get tickets for it, no matter what we do," Lincoln said, hugging Lori.
"Psst, hey, kid," a scalper said as he appears behind them, "Did I hear you say you needed Bon Jovi tickets?" he holds out some extra tickets which gives Lori some hope.
"Yes! Two for Lincoln and Clyde, please," Lori said hopefully as she forks over their cash and the scalper gives them the tickets.
"WE'RE IN!" Lincoln and Clyde shouted cheerfully as they make goat horns.
"There you go, kids!" Lori shouted cheerfully but are then immediately handcuffed and Lori becomes shocked by this, "Huh?" Lily is also handcuffed, "What the...?" and Lori herself gets handcuffed as well, "Oh no!"
"You're in, alright. Incarcerated!" The scalper shouted.
"Are those good seats?" Clyde asked but the scalper reveals to be a mall cop.
"Buying scalped tickets is illegal," The cop replied.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Lori said sternly to the cop and Lily blows a raspberry at the cop in anger.
"Let's go, hooligans," the cop said to the family as he takes them to the mall jail.
Once at the mall jail, Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde are all locked up.
"Well, might as well practice my dancing," Clyde said as he tries moving a few times.
"Oh, give it up, kid. My hip can pop and lock better than you," Scoots said as she drives backwards in their cell.
"Pipe down, Scoots, or I'll add disorderly conduct to your speeding charge," The captain said to Scoots.
"I still can't dance, guys," Clyde said dejectedly, giving up on his dance moves.
"What does it matter? We're not going to the concert, anyway," Lincoln said sadly.
"Yeah, I guess we'll all have to miss out on it," Lori said as she has some shard of hope, "Hey, at least we're together, kids."
"Yeah. That's one thing that will never come apart from us," Lincoln said when suddenly, a familiar voice calls out.
"Hey, Lincoln! What are you doing in there?" It reveals to be Bobby disguised as a mall cop.
"Dad? How did you get here?" Lincoln asked Bobby.
"I'm undercover as a mall cop. Your mom loves a man in uniform, plus, it's great to disguise as a different perso..." but Bobby notices that Lori is also in jail, "Lori?"
"Hey, honey," Lori said in a sad monotone voice.
"Lori? Are you all right? How did you get locked up?" Bobby said in fear to Lori.
"We got scalped tickets. It wasn't my fault though. Look, there weren't enough tickets at the booth but there was at least two left for me and Lily. But then Lincoln and Clyde both saw a scalper and I forked over their cash to give them two spare tickets and..." Lori said before she broke into tears and started crying.
"Aww. There, don't cry, dear," Bobby said as he hugged Lori, "That was some great effort."
"I know it was, honey, and I..." Lori cried when suddenly, the captain screamed out...
"BOBBY! WHERE ARE MY SAMPLES OF CHICKEN?!" The captain yells for Bobby.
"Pardon me, Lori. The captain's calling for me," Bobby said to Lori.
"Love you, honey," Lori said as she kisses Bobby before the latter heads back to the captain and hands over a bucket of fried chicken to the captain.
Bobby then put on a British accent and said, "Here are those chicken samples you wanted from the food court, captain."
"Nice. Sorry they were late though," the captain replied, "Now, go do a stakeout at Wok of Art. I think they're giving out egg rolls."
"Right away, boss," Bobby said with a British accent as he heads off as the captain enjoys the chicken as time passes.
"Fellas, your mom's here!" The captain said which surprised everybody.
"Where? Where? I'd like to see her!" Lori exclaimed.
It looks like Rita, but it's really Luna in disguise as her.
"Oh, my babies!" a disguised Luna said as she winks to them.
"Luna? I mean, Mama?" Lincoln asked.
"Mom! Oh, thank goodness, you're here," Lori exclaimed, "Like, the kids and I have been waiting in here for hours to have someone set us free."
"Nanny!" Lily said to Lori.
"Shh, shh, shhh. Let Mommy finish, kids," Lori explained, "Well, mother, it's such a pleasure to see you here."
"You're lucky I answered the phone when it rang, bro," Luna responded, "Officer, I'll take it from here."
"Yes, ma'am. Right away," The captain said as he gets ready to let the boys and the older girl out, suddenly the disguised Bobby suddenly returns with a plate of steaks.
"Your steaks, sir," Bobby said with a British accent.
Luna starts looking nervous since Bobby knows her.
"What the hell are you talking about? Where are my egg rolls?" The captain asked the disguised Bobby.
"You said to do a 'steak-out', so..." Bobby said with a British accent but he sees through Luna's disguise and speaks normally, "Hey, Luna!"
"You know their mother?" the guard asked them.
"That's not my girlfriend's mother. That's her sister, Luna," Bobby said with a British accent, "Nice wig, by the way."
"A WIG?!" The captain shouted.
"And that's Bobby you're talking to," Lori said to the captain as he turned to Bobby, "Well, he kind of disguised himself as a mall cop and used a nice heavy British accent in a great effort to rescue us."
"Uh, just passing time, sire," Bobby said with a British accent as he and Luna giggle nervously.
"Oh, snap," Scoots said dejectedly.
"D'oh!"
Now Luna and Bobby are locked up with Lincoln, Lily, Lori and Clyde and Bobby wrapped his arm around Lori.
"Sorry, bros. We fought the law, and the law won," Luna explained dejectedly.
"I can't believe you came back for us," Lincoln said dejectedly.
"Well, but at least we're together again," Lori said to her kids and Bobby.
"Yeah, Lori. At least we're a whole family," Bobby said as he hugged Lori.
"I've been thinking about what you said. And you and the other girls are right," Luna said dejectedly, "I do get a little crazy when it comes to first concerts."
"Why are they so important to you?" Lori asked.
"Because my first rock show changed my life," Luna explained.
"Your... first rock show?" Lori asked.
Flashback to Luna's first concert back in 1983 where she was younger with longer hair and in a purple dress and real earrings.
"It was Journey. Summer of 7th Grade. The Big Frontier Tour of Summer 1983. Up until that muggy June night, I didn't know who I wanted to be, but the moment the band Journey took the stage, it all started to become clear," Luna narrated.
"It was a hot June night, when she saw the light"
"Up until then she didn't know what was right, She showed up at the show"
"All confused and alone, She had no idea what was about to unfold"
"TRANSFORMATION"
"It was like they were talking to me," Luna narrated.
"A citizen of the rock and roll nation, Transformation, Total mutation"
Steve spun Luna around and turned her into the Luna Loud that we all know and love, the soon to be top rock-and-roll sister of the 80's.
"It was in that moment I realized...I WAS THE ONE AND ONLY, LUNA LOUUUUUD!" Luna exclaimed.
End flashback.
"Wow. I had no idea," Lincoln said happily.
"Yeah. I thought I'd never remember your first concert," Lori said happily.
"I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it," Luna said dejectedly.
The captain, having heard Luna's story, starts to feel touched and cries over it.
"I'm sorry. That was just such a beautiful story. You're right, kid. First concerts are unforgettable. And I can't let any of you miss yours," The captain said sympathetically as he lets all of them out of the cell, "Here. Here's your tickets back. Now get going. You've got a big Bon Jovi concert to attend," Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Clyde take back their tickets.
"Captain, couldn't you see it in your heart to let me spend my first concert with Aunt Luna?
"Yeah, A fifth ticket would mean a lot," Lori said, "And I think a sixth ticket would be great for Bobby as well."
"Well...I just happen to have these two tickets here in my pocket," The captain remarked, "And Luna, since you did succeed earlier in pulling at my heartstrings, I would love for you to attend the show with your family. Lincoln, Lily and uhh...
"Lori, sir. I'm the mother of Lincoln and Lily by the way. And Bobby's their father," Lori explained.
"Well, why didn't you say so, Lori? I didn't even know you were his mother. And Bobby, I had no idea that you were their father. Here you go," The captain said as he gives Luna and Bobby the spare tickets and they all throw up the goat horns.
"ROCK AND ROLL!" Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily, Clyde and Luna all shout in unison.
"You didn't have to do that, little brother," Luna replied, surprised at her brother's gesture.
"I know, but it wouldn't be a first concert without Luna Loud," Lincoln said dejectedly.
"By the way, we're sorry we said all those things in the ticket line. I think we take all that back now," Lori said dejectedly.
"It's cool, little bros. And don't worry. I promise to be on my best behave," Luna said dejectedly.
"Well, why didn't you say so? Let's go see that concert!" Lori said happily.
"All right! Now get out there and get rockin with ol' Bon Jovi!" The captain shouted as they all kids cheer and head off to the show.
"COWABUNGA!" Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily, Clyde and Luna all shout in unison.
"Ah. For those about to rock..." The captain said happily when all of a sudden, Scoots escapes while the captain's not looking.
"Adios, mall cop!" Scoots shouted.
"Sounds like I got a roller. I better cut her off at the food court!" The captain said as he goes after the roller in the mall.
Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily, Clyde and Luna have finally made it to the Big Jon Bon Jovi concert. Unfortunately for the kids, their seats are all the way in the back row.
"I can't see a thing. Ugh," Lincoln said in fear.
"I thought our first concert was gonna be unforgettable, honey," Lori said in fear.
"Same here, Lori," Bobby agreed.
"It could be...but I don't wanna interfere," Luna replied.
"No! Please! Interfere!" Lincoln responded.
"Okay. First up, we gotta get to the front," Luna said happily.
"Whoa! We can't cut in front of all these people!" Lincoln denied.
"That's why they invented Crowd Surfing!" Luna explained.
"What?" Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Clyde and Lily all said in unison as Luna tosses them into the crowd who carries them down to the stage.
"WOO! THIS IS AWESOME!" Lincoln shouted happily.
"Careful, guys. Cradle the neck," Clyde exclaimed.
"Easy there, guys," Bobby exclaimed, "Be careful. I'm like an overweight father, you know that?"
"Ahhh. We always wonder what it's like to be carried down to the stage by a live audience," Lori said as she held Lily and they get to the front to see that Luna is already there waiting for them.
"Enjoy the ride, dudes?" Luna asked them.
"Whoa! How did you get up here so fast?" Lori said in surprise.
"I have my ways," Luna explained.
"All right, everyone. Let's pose it like we chose it!" Lori shouted as they all form their rock poses together to enjoy the Bon Jovi experience and get up on stage as she turned to the viewers, "Boy, did my sisters have it wrong about Luna. She's not nuts at all. She's just really passionate about the thing she loves. And in the words of my favorite band, sometimes you gotta..." Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Lily all sing along and turn into their Bon Jovi attire.
"...grab onto your life and live it on a prayer!" Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Lily all shouted.
"That's my bros!" Luna said happily.
"THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FIRST CONCERT UNFORGETTABLE, LUNA!" Lincoln said happily.
"ROCK AND ROLL!" Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Luna all shouted posing together.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on. This one ended real great and all, but I still can't dance, guys," Clyde said nervously but Lincoln got an idea and so did Lori.
"Hold tight, Clyde. Mom and I have got an idea," Lincoln remarked.
"Yeah, just give us one moment please," Lori said as she and Lincoln rush over to the snowcone cart.
"Whoa, whoa, we're halfway there!" Flip sang happily as Lori and Lincoln grab a snowcone and rush back to Clyde.
"Hope you're ready, Clyde, because Lori's gonna make you dance," Bobby said to Clyde as Lori shoves the snowcone down his pants where his eyes get frosty and he starts dancing with joy as Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Luna all watch with joy.
"I'M DOING IT! I'M DOING IT!" Clyde shouted.
"All right! LET'S ALL SING ALONG!" Lori shouted as Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily and Luna start singing along with Bon Jovi.
"Wooah, We're half way there
"Woah-oh, Livin' on a prayer
"Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
"Woah-oh, Livin' on a prayer
"Wooah, We're half way there
"Woah-oh, Livin' on a prayer
The song continues, the audience cheers and whistles as Bobby, Lori, Lincoln, Lily, Clyde and Luna were enjoying their first concert immensely.
"OH YEAH! I AM LIVING IT, HONEY!" Lori shouted happily.
"I AM TOO, DEAR! OUR BIG CONCERT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY!" Bobby shouted out loud.
The audience goes wild and they all cheer for the band and the five fellow friends on stage as they continued to sing. After they finished the song, they all went wild and proud for the band, "Bon Jovi! Bon Jovi! Bon Jovi! Bon Jovi! Bon Jovi! Bon Jovi!"
"All right, fellas. Let's get us a picture together," Lori said happily as she gets out a camera and sets it on a tripod as the six of them all stand in the frame together, "Smile everyone! Smile like you were born to be loud!"
With that, they all took a photo together with the Jon Bon Jovi band with a statement "Our first concert together! Bon Jovi is literally awesome!" She taped the photo into their photo album. They were all back in Lincoln's room together with Luna bunking with them for the night and Clyde and Bobby were both back home with their respected mothers and fathers.
"Wow, Our first concert together was absolutely awesome!" Lori said happily.
"I know, Mom! It was absolutely amazing! And I'm very glad that Dad was with us!" Lincoln said and Lily agreed with him.
"Yep! I knew we would all work this one out, fellas! I was very successful at making your first concert unforgettable!
"Yeah, this is a concert that we will never forget," Lori said as she closes the photo album as she climbs into bed with Lincoln, Lily and Luna, "Boy, I think we're all gonna sleep good tonight, aren't we?"
"Yeah, Mom, we sure are," Lincoln said happily.
"You said it, sis," Luna said as she started to yawn.
"Goo..." Lily said as she fell asleep and Lori gives her and Lincoln a kiss on the forehead.
"Sweet dreams, kids," Lori said sweetly to her kids.
"Goodnight, Mom," Lincoln said as he began to fall asleep.
"Night, sis. Night, bros," Luna said as she and Lincoln drifted off to sleep with Lily.
"And goodnight, Royal Woods. It was an honor being at your Bon Jovi concert tonight," Lori said happily as she turns off the bedroom lamp and she closes her eyes and goes to sleep with her kids and her sister Luna.