Brotherly Love
© Scarlet-Child
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural, but I do occasionally stalk Jensen Ackles.
A/N: Set in the first season, and inspired by annoying e-mail.
Summary: Dean fills out a forwarded email
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Dean Winchester settled himself in the corner of the motel room, legs crossed, back against the putrid, moss-hued wallpaper. Shooting a quick glance at his younger brother (unnecessary, altogether; Sam was peacefully snoring up a storm in his own bed) his quick fingers had snaked the laptop from his bag. With a smirk on his handsome face, he easily cracked the password (vampires7) and loaded the internet.
"What a pansy," he muttered to himself, shaking his head, "Most hated hunt and lucky number. It's like he wants me to hack into his account."
While he waited for his e-mail account to load, he mused on his younger brother's insecurities. Was it really necessary for Sam to change the password every time he gave in to Dean's pestering? So what if he occasionally changed the background from his Jessica-theme (seventeen consecutive wallpapered pictures of Jess), littered his internet history with porn and changed his homepage to suicidegirlsdotcom - the kid had to live a little. And even if it meant surfing every porn page on the internet and signing his little brother up for a mail order bride, he would do it, if it would just take his mind of his dead girlfriend for a millisecond.
It's for his own good… Dean thought to himself.
There was only one unopened email in his inbox, which wasn't much of a surprise considering the only friends he had were only contactable through a series of intricate phone rings and Latin codes.
To: Deanwinchester
From: Miss-Beautifuls
Subject:FWD
Dean stared at the e-mail, baffled at the sender. What could Cassie possibly be e-mailing him for? After he finally accepted the fact that a failed two-and-a-half week relationship was enough reason to send annoying spam mail to eachother, he shrugged, and began to fill the e-mail in.
S T U F F
1.
What is your full name? Dean Winchester
2. Who sent you
this? Cassie
3. What is your relationship to him/her? She's
my ex
4. Have you screwed him/her? Does the earth revolve
around the sun?
W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N
1.
You hung out with? Sam
2. Rode in a car with? Sam
3.
You went to the mall with? Sam
4. You had dinner with? Let
me think…… Sam.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R
1.
Be serious or funny? Funny. What's life without humour?
2.
Drink whole or skim milk? Whole. Skim is for pussys, pregnant
women and Sammy
3. Die in a fire or drown? Neither. I'd
rather live, thanks.
4. Spend time with your parents or
enemies? Parents
A B O U T . Y O U
1.
What time is it? 3:32am
2. What do you want? A six pack
of beer and time to wash and wax my Impala
3. Favourite
ice-cream? Gelati. Boy I love Gelati.
4. How many kinds of
cereal is in your cabinet? Don't have a cabinet. There is a
three month old box of coco pops in the back seat of my impala
though. Does that count.
D O . Y O U
1.
Believe in ghosts? Maybe
2. Believe in evil spirits?
Perhaps
3. Believe in destiny? No. We make our own
fates… douche bag.
O T H E R
1.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? What kind of idiot cuts
spaghetti? Spaghetti isn't made for cutting!!
2. Have you
ever eaten Spam? Hell yes I have
3. Do you cook? I can
cook cereal. And I make a mean cheese and tomato toasted sandwich.
P E R S O N A L
1.
When was the last time you had sex? Wouldn't you like to know
you sick little pervert
2. Are you a virgin? Ha. You
wish
3. If yes, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
16
4. You want to get married? Eventually. If I find the
right girl.
5. How many kids do you want? Don't really
care. Just never having two boys
I N . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U
1.
Been hugged? Can't remember
2. Danced crazy? I don't
dance
3. Sang? To Kansas in the car. Sam threatened to jump
out of the window if I didn't stop.
4. Missed someone? Every
damn day of my life
A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y
1.
Who do you look out for most? My little brother Sammy
2.
Have you ever loved someone? Yes
3. Have they ever loved
you back? Yes
4. Who is this person? She sent me the
damn email
5. Do you still love them? ..
6. Will you send
this email to them? No
7. Why/Why not? Cause she was the
one who dumped me
Dean rubbed his eyes. A strange feeling in his stomach, he set the laptop down. Not bothering to shut it off, he crawled back into bed, Sam's thunderous snoring echoing in his ears.
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The next morning, Dean awoke with a start. Wondering why he awoke so abruptly, his hand automatically reached for the hunting knife he kept under his pillow. Instead, he found a note.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Sam.
Ps. I've gone to get supplies. If I don't return within the hour, find the jade monkey without me.
Smirking, Dean threw his brother's cell phone at the wall, ending the alarm. Find the jade monkey… code for "end the hunt without me."
Stupid Sam… he chuckled to himself.
Picking himself up, he buttoned up his flannelette shirt and reached for Sam's bag, hoping to find the remains of half a beek jerky to devour. The laptop fell to the floor, it's bright screen piercing his tired gaze. He winced, and made to shut it when the e-mail caught his attention.
I forgot to send it… he recalled… Phew…
But as he was about to delete the e-mail from his inbox, he noticed that the answers had changed.
S T U F F
1.
What is your full name? Samuel Winchester
2. Who sent you
this? No one. I'm on brother's account. He will most likely
kick my ass when he finds out I've gone through his personal shit.
Not that he can really complain… He goes through mine all the
time…
3. What is your relationship to him/her? He's my
brother
4. Have you screwed him/her? … That's
disgusting. You sick sick fuck
W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N
1.
You hung out with? Dean
2. Rode in a car with? Dean
3.
You went to the mall with? Dean
4. You had dinner with? I'm
pretty sure it was Dean
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R
1.
Be serious or funny? Funny. As Dean would say- What's life
without humour?
2. Drink whole or skim milk? Skim milk is
for pussys like me
3. Die in a fire or drown? Drown
4. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents
A B O U T . Y O U
1.
What time is it? 7:27am
2. What do you want? World
peace, for Dean to finally clean his damn Impala, to go back to
college, become a lawyer, live successfully, have a nice home, have a
healthy family, for mum to be alive, for dad to come back home, for
me and Dean to stop hunting, to live happily ever after, and for jess
to be alive.
3. Favourite ice-cream? Gelati.
4. How
many kinds of cereal is in your cabinet? He really needs to clean
that car…
D O . Y O U
1.
Believe in ghosts? Yes
2. Believe in evil spirits? Yes
3.
Believe in destiny? Not anymore
O T H E R
1.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I'm the kind of idiot who
cuts their spaghetti
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes It's
disgusting
3. Do you cook? Yes. And Dean, you can't cook
cereal. It doesn't require cooking.
P E R S O N A L
1.
When was the last time you had sex? No comment
2. Are you a
virgin? No
3. If yes, how old were you when you lost your
virginity? None of your damn business
4. You want to get
married? I don't really know anymore
5. How many kids do
you want? Haven't thought about it, but I agree with the no two
boys rule
I N . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U
1.
Been hugged? Yes
2. Danced crazy? When I was
drunk
3.Sang? Karaoke night, and when I'm drunk.
4.
Missed someone? Every damn day of my life
A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y
1.
Who do you look out for most? My older brother Dean
2. Have
you ever loved someone? Yes
3. Have they ever loved you
back? Yes
4. Who is this person? There are a few
5.
Do you still love them? .. yes... but I'm dealing with it in my
own way. And Dean, don't even think about sending me a mail order
bride, I know you're thinking about it!
6. Will you send
this email to them? No
7. Why/Why not? I think he gets
the point.
Dean smiled, as he snapped his laptop shut. Yep, Sam was in for the beating of his life.
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