I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
It was the afternoon of Sunday, June 22, 1986 in the Loud House as another summer day was passing on, but it was a very miserable day to go outside, since it was raining heavily outside, and Lori was looking outside her window.
"Wow, it's really raining outside. I have a high doubt that it might get worse overnight. Maybe I have an idea, I think I should go see what my kids are up to. I can help them make anything fun, even rainy days I bet," Lori explained to the viewers as she got her raincoat and grabbed her umbrella before she went down to the back door. Just then, her mother Rita showed up with a concerned look on her face.
"Lori, where are you going?" Rita asked her, "It's raining heavily outside. I don't want you to get sick."
"I need to make sure nobody is outside because I think the rainstorm is getting harder," Lori replied.
"Lori, I don't think this is a good idea to be out in the storm alone," Rita suggested.
"Comin' through!" Lana went inside to the living room as Lori followed her, "Hey, Lori! Look! In a couple more hours, this mud will be perfect to play in!" and she splashes the mud all over her face, "Hey, Lori! You wanna try?"
"No, I want to keep myself clean like the others," Lori explained before she turned to the rest of her sisters, her daughter Lily and boyfriend Bobby, "Oh, hey girls!" The rest of the sisters all say "Hi" to their sister Lori as she walks over to the table where Luan is folding clothes.
"Luan, what are you doing?" Lori asked her nicely.
"Hey, Lori, I'm just folding some laundry," Luan explained, "Oh, that reminds me of a joke! Why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke?"
"I don't know. But I have a good one that you might find good," Lori suggested, "Do you know why can't a comedian tell a good laundry joke?"
"Because it always come out clean!" Luan laughed but suddenly, Lori then notices her daughter Lily crying and bawling her eyes out.
"Awww, No no no, Lily honey, hey, don't cry. Shhh, Mommy is here," Lori spoke softly as she cradled her daughter Lily in her arms and she stopped crying, "It's alright, little girl. You're gonna be okay."
"Hey Lori, think fast!" Lynn shouted before she throws a basketball and Lori catches it, "Nice catch, Lori."
"Yeah. Nice throw, Lynn," Lori and Lynn both high-fived. Just then, Lori noticed Luna with a radio toward her ears.
"I bloody love this song! Sing it like you mean it, Steve!" Luna shouted in a British accent.
"Hey, Luna. What are you listening to?" Lori asked her.
"Listenin' to Journey, Luv! Just Listen!" Luna explained still in a British accent as Lori listened to the song with her.
Just then, Lucy pokes her head out of the fireplace, making Lori and Luna jump in terror.
"Guys, I'm trying to write here," Lucy complained.
"Lucy, what are you doing in the fireplace?" Lori asked loudly.
"It's dark and dark places help me think," Lucy explained.
"Oh. Well, don't hide in the fireplace while the fire is on, otherwise you'll be burnin' yourself up," Lori explained.
"Oh. Alright," Lucy replied before she went back up.
Just then, Lori noticed Lola looking in her pocket mirror as she walks up to her.
"Oh, hey, Lola! What are you looking at?" Lori asked her.
"My reflection. What else? Don't you just love those beautiful eyes, and that hair, can you not get enough of it?" Lola explained to her.
But Lori ignored her and went over to see Leni in their room, who was on her phone talking to Chas and Bobby was doing Leni's nails.
"Hello, Leni. Hey, Bobby honey," Lori greeted happily.
"Hey Lori," Leni and Bobby both replied.
"Oh, Lori, dear. I was just finishing up Leni's nails. Do you want me to do yours next?" Bobby suggested.
"Oh, that's really sweet of you, Bobby. But, no thanks. My nails don't really need to be painted until our next date," Lori explained, "So Leni, how are things between you and Chas?"
"No, I love you more, silly," Leni spoke on the phone before she turns to Bobby and Lori, "It's our little date anniversary. For me and Chas."
"Gee, I have a feeling that you and Chas are gonna be together forever," Bobby commented.
"I literally know, Bobby. It'll be the greatest thing I'll experience since I became a member at the clothes store!" Leni exclaimed, "Might help me earn enough money to enter a workout contest."
"Wow! Leni sounds SO hot when she talks like that," Lori spoke to herself.
"Speaking of forever, Leni, my study indicates you haven't used the bathroom in quite some time," Lisa explained.
"EWW! There is no way I'm being in your grody poop study!" Leni yelled in disgust.
"Wait a minute. You have a poop study, Lisa?" Lori asked in surprise.
"I study the when my siblings use the bathroom and their poop," Lisa explained to her, "And it is for Science."
"Ooooh, Science. That make sense," Lori then realized something, "Wait, where are my kids?"
It turns out Ronnie Anne and Lincoln were in the dining room, making a prank call in Royal Woods Tavern.
"Hello, is Ollie there?" Ronnie Anne asked the bar owner on the phone, "Last name Tabooger."
"Hold on, I'll check," James called on the phone, "Ollie Tabooger. Call for Ollie Tabooger."
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln then laughed from the phone call and his mother Lori ran over to him.
"There you are, kids. Say, What are you doing with a phone in your hand?" Lori asked before she picked the phone up, "Hello. Is somebody there?"
Suddenly, James started screaming on the phone which startled her, "Listen to me, you lousy Latino bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'm gonna sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!"
Lori then laughed with Lincoln as she hanged up the phone, "Another prank call for the tavern, isn't it?"
"Oh, Mom, you see I was just going to hang out with your sisters and read comic books," Lincoln suggested.
"Yeah, Mom, my brother was planning on it today since it was raining," Ronnie Anne agreed.
Lori suddenly burst into happiness and squealed, "Comics? Oh wow, Cool! Can I read a comic too?"
"Sure," Lincoln said before he handed his mother Lori a comic.
However, Lola, while looking in her mirror, suddenly sees Lori and Lincoln both throwing off their clothes in its reflection, "Augh! Groooooss!"
It then cuts to Lori and Lincoln in just their underwear.
"Don't be so disgusted, Lola! There is nothing wrong with how Lincoln and I are," Lori explained.
"Why do you two have to read your comics in your underwear a lot?!" Lola yelled
"Because reading my comics with our clothes on is uncomfortable and distracting," Lincoln explained before he and Lori both shook their booties at Lola.
"And you know how we like to be comfortable while reading comics like this. Now, scooch over! Make room for Mommy and the kids!" Lori and Lincoln both sit between Lola and Lisa.
Lola, repulsed, jumps onto the armrest and screamed out, "ACK! Gross, Lori!"
"I don't get why you're so disgusted by it, Lola. But the kids and I don't mind it at all!" Lori explained in relief.
"That's because even though you're a girl, you somehow act like a boy sometimes just like Luna does!" Lola yelled at her, "But I say, it's an annoying habit, and your son gets butt germs everywhere!"
"Me, Annoying? You can't look away from the mirror for five seconds!" Lori said as she and Lincoln both held up all five of their fingers each.
"LIES!" It turns out Lola is looking in her mirror rather than at Lincoln as she looks back, closes the mirror, and smiles sheepishly.
"And Leni, would it kill you not to talk to Chas all the time?!" Lincoln explained.
"Lincoln, I do not talk to Chas all the time, twerp!" Leni yelled before she turned back to Chas, over the phone, "Do I, Chas?"
"And may I remind you, brother, that Lisa does her weird turd studies a lot?" Ronnie Anne informed Lincoln.
"It's quite fascinating work." Lisa replied.
"See? You guys couldn't even last ten minutes without doing your stupid damn annoying things!" Lori yelled at them, agreeing with Lincoln.
"Well, we could last longer than you, twerps!" Leni yelled at them.
"We bet you couldn't!" Bobby then yelled back at them, joining in with Lori, Ronnie Anne, and Lincoln.
"Oh, really? Care to make it a little more interesting?" Lola asked. She hops onto the couch crest, and walks back and forth, "If we can stop doing our things longer than you can stop doing yours, then you both have to give up reading in your underwear...FOREVER!" She yelled raises her fist.
"Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana and Lisa popped up behind her, "YEAH!"
"Hold it! What's in it for me?" Lincoln asked them.
"Yeah, what's in it for him, Lola?!" Lori agreed.
"If you win, we'll never complain about your butt cooties again," Lola finished.
"Okay. But if I beat you, you also have to buy me these beauties," Lincoln opened up an underwear catalog and points to a circled picture of red briefs, "Pure cotton, 2,000 thread count, non-binding elastic. I'll just call them my victory undies.
The girls go into a huddle and discuss the deal, whispering unintelligibly, Lola looks back once as they do.
"Well, you got yourself a deal," Lola gave in.
"Great! So, if Mom and I have to read comics with our clothes on, Lola can't look in the mirror..." Lincoln demanded.
Lola closes her mirror, shocked, "Whoops. Sorry."
Luna in a British accent shouted out, "Rock and roll!"
"...Luna can't do anything involving music..." Lincoln said.
Luna puts her hand over her mouth, also shocked.
Lana running for the front door, "MUUUUUD!"
"...Lana can't play in the mud..." Lincoln said.
Lana then turns back and walks slowly, dejected, "Damn you, Lincoln!"
"No, I love you more, silly," Leni commented to the phone.
"...Leni can't talk to Chas..." Lincoln demanded.
Leni hangs up, "Chas who?"
"...Ronnie Anne cannot speak..." Lincoln demanded.
"Like, okay," Ronnie Anne grinned sheepishly.
"...Lucy can't pop up and scare people..." Lincoln demanded.
Lucy backs her head into the fireplace.
"...Lisa has to give up her weird studies..." Lincoln demanded.
"Forgive me, science." Lisa says apologetically.
"...Luan can't tell jokes..." Lincoln demanded.
Luan literally zips her mouth shut.
"...Lynn can't turn everything into a sport..." Lincoln demanded.
Lynn, holding a broom like a hockey stick, dejectedly starts sweeping normally.
"...And Lily can't cry!" Lincoln demanded.
Lily puts her pacifier in her mouth.
"And I'LL keep track of who wins and who loses the bet with our…" Lori pulled up a chalkboard entitled "Loud House bet scoreboard" with the stickers of all 11 Louds plus Ronnie Anne and chalk with each Louds respective colors, "Handy Dandy "Loud House bet Scoreboard"! And another thing, no one, and I mean, NO ONE, gets out of view! You leave the living room, You're automatically out! So, is everybody ready?"
"DEAL!" Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Ronnie Anne, Lana, Lola and Lisa yelled.
Lola points at Lincoln, "Pants up, buddy boy! Same with you, Lori!"
"Okay, competition..." Lori and Lincoln put on their pants, "...starts..." and put on their shirts, "...now!"
"Here we go!" Ronnie Anne shouted.
"Ronnie Anne, you cannot speak!" Leni yelled at him.
"Yeah, young girl, you cannot speak," Bobby agreed.
"Oh, got it," Ronnie Anne shut herself up for now.
"All right! Competition starts..." Lori paused for a few moments before Bobby joined in with her, "...NOW!"
"Wow, I really hope I win this. Like, I can't wait to win this," Ronnie Anne said happily to herself before suddenly, a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds. The other girls groan.
"And starting of at #11, we sadly have my daughter Ronnie Anne," Lori grabbed Ronnie Anne's sticker and put it on the 11th spot and afterwards, she grabbed the lavender chalk and wrote her name on the board.
Lucy then appeared next to her siblings and Bobby, "Nice going." they suddenly jumped in terror which immediately results in a red X appearing over Lucy's face, and a buzzer sounds, "Damn it. Did this really have to happen?"
"And coming in just after him, at #10, we have: Lucy Loud!" Bobby announced while Lori grabbed her sticker and put in on the 10th spot and she grabbed the white chalk and wrote her name down before she turned to the viewers, "Geez, I would've used black chalk, but the chalkboard is black, so you wouldn't be able to see it."
"Come on, ladies, stay focused!" Lola demanded.
Lincoln smiled and put his hands together, "Two down. I can practically smell those victory undies. Wait, let me rephrase that!"
Later the girls are lying down, bored.
"As the competition continues, our competitors our doing fine," Lori announced.
"Lori, Bobby, what are you two doing?" Leni yelled at her.
"I'm saying what's going on like an announcer, okay? We're doing it because it makes the whole thing more interesting," Lori explained.
"Ugh, fine. I won't say anything!" Leni yelled in anger and bitterness.
Lola putting her makeup on unevenly, "See? I don't even need a mirror to put my makeup on. Comfy over there, Lincoln?"
Lincoln shifting around, uncomfortable in his chair, "Yep. Just about...to dive...ugh...into my...comics. Agh."
Lola smiles sinisterly, "Looks like it might be working."
Leni's phone is ringing and she sees that Chas is calling. Bobby and Lori then announced, "My god! What's this?! Chas is calling! What will Leni do? Will she hang up or will she call him and lose?" Leni whimpers as she tries to hang up on the call.
"Control yourself, woman!" Lola shouted at her.
"You're right, Lola. I don't need to be on my phone everyday," Leni said before she then hung up the phone.
In the basement, Luan and Lynn are folding laundry.
"Well, nothing sporty about folding laundry," Lynn commented.
"Or funny," Luan added.
Lana was looking big-eyed through the window, watching Charles and Cliff play happily in the mud out in the rain, and she gets down on all-fours and runs toward the door like a dog.
"Oh my god! It looks like Lana's making a break for it!" Lori screamed.
Just then, Lola steps in front of her, "Lana, HEEL!"
Lana paws on the door, whimpering, but Lola sharply points the other way, Lana runs toward Charles' doggy bed and curls down in it, sad.
Luna in a Swedish accent, "Herdie, verdie, verdie. Easy peasy, I just svitched to Svedish, ja?"
Lisa continues to read a book, "You poor, fragile Homo sapiens."
Leni's phone suddenly rings again but Luna grabs the phone, "I vill take dat, ja?"
Leni then grabs the phone for a tug-o-war, "No you von't! Dah, I mean literally won't!" Leni yelled and started wrestling with Luna for the phone in a tug-o-war, "GIMMIE, DAMN YOU!"
Suddenly, while both girls fight, grunting all the while, they bump into the laundry basket, causing a folded pair of socks to bounce out.
But for whatever reason, Lynn watches the bundle bounce in slow motion and imagines it as a basketball as she now has images of basketballs appear in her eyes, "Basket...ball..."
Bobby, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa start panicking a move their hands, "DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!"
Lynn hits the bundle into the basket, "TWO POINTS!" She then throws the remaining sock bundles in rapid succession, "TWO POINTS! TWO POINTS! TWO POINTS! TWO POINTS! TWO POINTS! TWO POINTS! YAAAAAAY-AH!" She jumps into the air for a victory pose, only for a red X to suddenly appear over her face, and a buzzer sounds, "AW! COME ON!" Lynn yelled in anger.
"And, coming in at #9, we have: Lynn Loud Jr.!" Bobby announced while Lori grabs her sticker and puts it on the 9th spot and then grabbed the red chalk and write her name down.
Lincoln continues to struggle in his clothes as he loudly groans, "Maybe the pants are the problem."
"Come on, hon. I'll help you find some new ones," Lori spoke softly as she went toward the laundry basket and Lori pulled out a pair of pants, "No, too scratchy," Lori then pulled out another pair of pants, "No. Too tight on Lincoln," Lori then pulled out another pair of pants, "No. Too Labor Day," Lori then pulls out yet another pair of pants, "Wait! Lincoln! How about these ones?"
"Oh, these are perfect!" Lincoln replied happily.
Chas suddenly appears pressed outside the window.
"Leni! Why aren't you answering my calls?!" Chas yelled desperately as Leni looks forlornly at him, puts her hand on the window, then looks away.
"Forgive me, Chazzy-Wazzy Bear." Leni then draws the curtains over the window only for her to notice something and it reveals Lincoln wearing Leni's leggings and she started screaming out, "Ahh! Lincoln, what are you doing? And why are you wearing my leggings?!"
"Hey, you never said I had to wear my pants. Plus, these are so comfy!" Lincoln explained.
"Lincoln Loud! These are my leggings!" Leni yelled, "Good luck. Those are the ones that really... ride up on ya."
"Sure, Leni, you're just trying to mess with my-HELLO! Yep, those are ridin'!" Lincoln walked while pulling the seat area of the leggings down.
"It's Ok, buddy. You can do this," Lori replied softly to him.
Luna was listening to an announcement on the radio, "Hey, cats and kittens, this is Jay Rock here! I'm giving away Journey tickets to the caller with... the best British accent!"
Luna's eyes widen, while Lori was suspicious about this.
"Hello, you're on the air! Let's hear your best British accent." Jay Rock demanded.
Luna's eyes widen, looks back and forth, and slinks away to behind the curtains; she signals for Chas to shoo, and she calls the radio station on her cellphone in her accent, "Come on, love, hand over those tickets."
"Yeah, sorry, caller, I can't hear you!" Jay Rock yelled.
Jonathan snickered while Luna was trying to reach for the phone, he then starts whispering, slightly louder, "Come on love, hand over those tickets!"
"If you don't speak up, you can't win!" Jay Rock yelled.
Luna deck Jonathan in the face and grabs the phone and shouts, "HAND OVER THE BLEEDING TICKETS, MATE!"
The others look at Luna, Lincoln smirks while the girls look a shame of her.
Luna smiles sheepishly then starts talking in Swedish, "Herdie verdie?" before a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds.
"And following Lynn at #8: Luna Loud!" Lori proceeds to grab her sticker and put it on the 8th spot and grab the purple chalk and write her name down.
With Lincoln, he was struggling to read his comic, and he pulls back the seat of the leggings, "Ugh, dammit. I've read the same goddamned panel twenty times!"
There's a "knock-knock" at the door.
"Who's there?" Lincoln asked.
Chas called from outside, "Chas!"
Lincoln gets an idea, and slyly addresses Luan, "Chas who?"
Luan prepares to give a punchline, but Lola silences her, "Don't you DARE answer that joke, Luan!"
"Are you nuts?! I gotta let him in!" Leni yelled as she rushes to the door and she fights with Lola to open it.
"Geez, how many Loud sisters does it take to open a door?!" Chas asked to himself from outside.
Lola pointed at Luan, "Luan, do NOT answer that!"
Luan is holding her cheeks, struggling to resist her urge to tell jokes.
Leni then gets an idea and points the other direction to distract Lola, "Hey, look, free makeup samples!"
Lola looked to where Leni pointed to, "Huh?" before suddenly...
Leni puts Lola down before she opens the door to reveal Chas on the other side as she stares adoringly at him, "Chas! There you are!"
Lana stares at the mud Chas is tracking; she stares adoringly at it., "MUD!" She rushes outside and jumps into a mud puddle, giggling maniacally, but suddenly, a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds.
"And at #7, we have: Lana Loud!" Lori grabs her sticker and put it on the 7th spot and grabs the blue chalk and write her name down.
Leni was in mid-hug with Chas, "Happy six-week-iversary, Chazzy-Wazzy Bear!"
Suddenly, a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds which enraged Leni and she yelled, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
"And just a few seconds after her, at #6: Leni Loud!" Bobby announced as Lori grabs Leni's sticker and put it on the 6th spot and and she grabs the arctic blue chalk and write her name down.
Chas finished up the hug with his and Leni's arms at each other's shoulders, "Thanks, Leni! I would have been here sooner, but I had to wait for a chicken to cross the road."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lincoln asked.
"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COOK! TO PROVE HE'S NO CHICKEN!" Luan joked then laughs maniacally.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Lola yelled and tackles Luan.
Luan then breathed deeply, and said, "Sweet comic relief."
Sudenly, A pie is thrown into her face and a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds.
Lola growls in frustration, "THAT UNGRATEFUL PRANKSTER!"
"And coming in at #5, we have: Luan Loud!" Bobby announced as Lori grabs Lola's sticker and put it on the 5th spot and grabs the yellow chalk and writes her name down.
"Here, Leni, I brought you something special." Chas hands Leni a milkshake.
"Awww," Leni then drinks from the milkshake.
"It's the milkshake from our first date, four months ago."
Upon hearing what Chas said, Leni's eyes widen, and her stomach begins to growl as she clenches her stomach and rushes up the stairs for the bathroom.
"Coming through, I'm literally getting myself together!" Leni screamed before Lisa realized something.
"The missing piece of my gastrointestinal study!" Lisa runs upstairs for the bathroom. Just then, they hear the door opening and Leni's screams of embarrassment and anger, "Sweet mother of discovery!" Lisa makes her way back downstairs and into the frame when all of a sudden, a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds as the X moves with her before disappearing, "I'm only human."
"And at #4: Lisa Loud!" Bobby announced as Lori grabbed her sticker and put it on the 4th spot and grabbed the green chalk and wrote her name down.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE USELESS!" Lola yelled.
"And then there were two," Lincoln had a smile on his face.
"This is it, Lincoln," Lori said to Lincoln, "This could be your big day!"
Lola hides her eyes beneath her hair, "You may have outlasted those amateurs, but now you've gotta deal with a REAL PROFESSIONAL!"
A dramatic spotlight is cast on Lola, and she turns her face to reveal her uneven makeup; her eyelid makeup and lipstick are smeared across her face, her hair is messy and shaggy, and her pupils are blank and colorless.
"Yeeeeeeeeee! Lola! What happened to you?!" Lori screamed in fear.
Lincoln got into Lola's face too, "Well, I won't give up, for the sake of all things comfortable!" He snaps the seat of the leggings, causing him pain, "YIGH...gotta do something about these pants!"
Lincoln is now wearing a pair of gray sweatpants, "Now these are pants I can read in!" He then hops on the chair and continues reading, "You girls better start pooling your money, because Mom and I are about to win this thing!"
"Then perhaps it's time to turn up the heat." Lola said then turns the thermostat up from 70 to 98 degrees.
Lincoln begins to sweat, "Whew, is it hot in here?" Lincoln then walks over to the thermostat to find out that the temperature actually went up, "What the...? 98 degrees?! So that's how she's gonna play it!"
Lola is walking down the stairs, and she sees Lincoln holding a rag.
"Lincoln, what are you doing?" Lola yelled.
Lincoln towered over the girl, "Just thought that Mom and I both polished every surface of the living room. So shiny, you can see your face."
Lola sees that all the shiny surfaces around her bear her reflection; she shields her eyes, "AAH! Must...not...look...at self! Beautiful...beautiful self!" She trys to run for the kitchen, screaming.
"Oh, and I also waxed the kitchen floor, too! Such reflection!" Lori added while Lola runs back into the living room, screaming, and she hits her face on the back of the chair, leaving an imprint of her makeup on it just before she falls onto the floor, all dazed and confused,
"Give it up, Lola. There's no way you're gonna win this!" Lori yelled out at Lola.
"THAT'S IT!" Lola hops onto the chair, with a pair underwear in her hands. "Give up, Lincoln! You know you want these!" She rubs the underwear on Lincoln's face, "Smell 'em! SMELL THAT COTTON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT 'EM!"
Lincoln pushes the underwear away, "I'm not giving up! You'd give up right now if you could see what's wrong with your face!" He then holds up Lola's pocket mirror.
"WHAT?! Guys, is there something wrong with my face?!" Lola yelled.
The girls clamor, trying to convince her otherwise.
"LIES! But I most win!" Lola yelled, "NOW GIVE ME A MIRROR!"
She looks into a shiny doorknob, and she screams at her hideous reflection before she dashes upstairs for her room, then comes back down a few seconds later, back to her normal self, "Ahh, that's better."
Suddenly, a red X appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds.
"And FINALLY, at #3, we have: Lola Loud!" Bobby announced as Lori grabbed her sticker and put it on the 3rd spot before she grabbed the pink chalk and write her name down.
Lincoln then rips the sweatpants off, "This is it! One more and the victory undies will be mine!" and he opens up the catalog, "Come on, ladies, get ready to pay up!"
"Hello. Lincoln, are you forgetting something?" Lola yelled.
Suddenly, Lily throws her pacifier at Lincoln to get his attention and Lily looks up at him, and he comes to a startling realization.
"Wait a minute! She didn't cry this entire time! That means..."
The girls sans Lori and Ronnie Anne toss Lily into the air in victory.
"LILY WINS!" Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa yelled. They cheer for Lily, who laughs along with them.
They cheer for Lily, who laughs along with them but Lori then slams a glass bottle of beer into Leni's face before she collapses.
"Well, Lori, guess your son will have to give up reading comics in your underwear forever!" Lola shouted at him.
A red X appears over Lincoln's face, and a buzzer sounds. Due to this, Lori and Ronnie Anne both got angry at Lola.
"I hate you, Lola! You are the worst cousin ever!" Ronnie Anne yelled before she punched Lola in face. Once she did that, she along with Lori and Lincoln go up to his room to get some new pants for him. A few seconds later, they came back down.
"Jesus Christ, I can believe we didn't win this. But at least we only have to do this for a little while longer," Ronnie Anne explained.
Lori then added on, "But once Bobby and I graduate, we can move out, get our own house and read comics in our underwear whenever we want! Except for when the others come to visit."
They hug as they went to read their comic.
Later, Lola is doing her makeup in her mirror, "Ahh, how I've missed this beautiful face."
Lincoln still in gray sweatpants groans as he struggles to read his comic fully-clothed, Lola looks at this display with pity and sympathy, and she closes her mirror,
"What have I done? I can't even believe that Ronnie Anne called me the worst cousin ever. I'm the one who should be shamed, not Lincoln," Lola cried as she went up to her room.
A few hours later, there was a knock-knock at the door, and Lori goes to answer it, "Hello? Who is out there right now?"
"It's your ordinary delivery man, Lori," a delivery man replied from outside.
"Ahhh. So you're dropping a package by our doorsteps?" Lori realized.
"Yes, Lori, it's a package for your... son, Lincoln Loud!" the delivery man hands Lori the package.
"Oh, thanks, man. I gotta say, you really need to work on your delivery," Lori laughs and closes the door, "Hey, Lincoln! Come on down! There's a package for you downstairs!"
Lincoln then ran downstairs to the living room toward his mother Lori who was holding the package, "Whoa! For real?" Lincoln asked in surprise before he placed the box on the floor and opened it up. Once he opened it up, they were surprised to see its contents: a pair of red briefs, "My victory undies! I don't get it?!"
"Look, uh... we didn't order it for you, Lincoln!" Leni replied softly.
"Sorry, buddy. Neither did I," Lori denied.
"Nah, I didn't either, boy," Bobby denied.
"Definitely wasn't my idea, brother," Ronnie Anne denied.
"I did," Lola replied.
Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana and Lisa glared at Lola, "But he lost the bet!"
Lola put her hands together and ignored the glares, "Come on, you guys, we clearly can't give up our things. So, why should Lincoln have to give up his? We should all accept each other's habits...even if some of them are really, really gross." and the girls clamor in agreement.
Lincoln runs for Lola and gives her a hug and gets teary-eyed, "Oh, thank you, Lola!"
"Yeah, and I'm sorry for calling you the worst cousin ever, Lola," Ronnie Anne replied.
"Yes, I agree! That was a very nice thing to do! I applaud you, Lola Loud!" Lori started clapping for Lola and then Bobby start cheering.
"Oh, thank you. Thank you. You're both so kind," Lola teared up softly.
"They're almost too nice to wear," Lincoln wiped his tears and sniffs, "But not that nice!" and he rushes off and puts his new undies on, "Ah, rainy days. There nothing like doing the thing you love surrounded by the ones you love...and 2,000-thread-count undies."
"I couldn't agree more, Lincoln" Lori agreed as she giggled.
Lincoln then snaps his underwear, and Bobby, Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lily all joined in with him by taking most of their clothes off, leaving only their underwear on. They then went to read their comic books, surrounded by the other eight girls, who are all happily indulging in their habits.
"Ahhh. Yes. I gotta say. Reading comics in my underwear is comfortable after all. I don't think this habit ever gets old," Lori said to herself.
"I couldn't agree more with my family here. I feel like Mom, Dad and Ronnie are somehow beginning to act just like me," Lincoln agreed to himself as the five continued to read their comics together.