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Name Game
"Okay," Tony sighed, "I understand why I'm going under cover as a drag queen - the perp likes them."
Gibbs gave him a stare, daring Tony to go further.
"But why on earth did you let Abby pick our names?" Tony asked with pleading eyes.
"The Caff-Pow machine was broken…" Gibbs shrugged.
"Why don't you care!" Tony half screamed.
"Mostly," Gibbs paused for dramatic effect, "because I'm not the one named Princess Candy Kiss-a-Lot."
"I'm suing you for emotional trauma." he stuck out an accusatory finger.
"You do that Miss Kiss-a-Lot."
"I will."
The End