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Live Long
"You have to McGee! What if you die tomorrow and never die it!" Abby waved her arms wildly.
"I've had sex. I'm fine for the next life."
"But what of God is-"
"Abby, God isn't a-"
"Don't interrupt me Mc-"
"You interrupted me fi-"
"Do as I say not as I do."
"Fine."
"As much as you do not wish to admit it, there is a possibility that, maybe, possibly, God is a trekkie, so if you don't put on the ears and say it you might be headed straight for hell."
"Whether I said 'Live long and prosper' with Vulcan ears isn't going to effect my getting into heaven!"
"You sure?"
The End