I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
The afternoon of Friday, July 25, 1986 and Lori, Bobby, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily were chilling around in the Loud house, though Lori was sneaking around looking for something.
"Da da da da da! There has to be money here somewhere," Lori said to herself.
"Mom!" Lincoln recalled.
"Oh. Sorry," Lori replied.
"Lori, what are you looking for?" Bobby asked her.
"Well, the kids and I are just looking for some money," Lori replied.
"Well, why are you being so sneaky about it?" Bobby and Lincoln both asked.
"Well, in..." Lori clears her throat and turned to the viewers, "Well, In the Loud House, there just isn't a lot of it to go around. Especially the job I got back in March."
With that, she and Lincoln then search between the cushions and suddenly, she gets wads of chewed gum on her fingers and was disgusted by it.
"Ew!" Lori replied as she shakes the gum off and pulls out a pair of dirty underwear where the crotch area of the pair was stained in period blood and tosses it.
"Agh! God!" Lori exclaimed in disgusted as she tossed the blood-stained underwear before she turns back to the viewers, "Which is why, if you happen to find some, even the smallest amount...you gotta keep it to yourself."
Suddenly, Lincoln finds a quarter under the couch.
"Jackpot! Hey, guysI found something!" Lincoln called before Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lily all came up to him.
"Found something?" Bobby asked in surprise.
"I found some money!" Lincoln called, "I found a nice shiny quarter!"
"Wow! That's amazing!" Ronnie Anne said happily.
"Wow. An old quarter that would have at least been great for my little parenting funds," Lori said happily, "Ahhh, it's like helping out with some serious life funds."
Just then, her sisters happen to come across him and his coin.
"Uh, Lori, kids, I think we have company," Bobby recalled.
"What the... what are you girls doing here?" Lori asked suspiciously to her sisters.
"We heard money! A dime! No, a quarter!" Lola said in anger.
"Hey! Where'd you guys come from?" Lincoln asked in shock.
"We came here as soon as we heard money!" Leni said in anger.
"That's impossible. Money doesn't make a sound," Lincoln denied.
"Haven't you ever heard the expression "Money talks?" Luan laughs at rimshot.
"And that quarter is saying, Hand me over, bro!" Luna said in anger.
"Uh uh, no! It's Lincoln's!" Lori denied.
"Yeah! My brother found it and you're not getting it!" Ronnie Anne yelled in agreement with Lori.
"Yeah!" Lily agreed with Lori and blew a raspberry at them.
"It's mine!" Lana demanded.
"I say we just split it 40/40!" Leni demanded.
"No, none of you are getting it! Lincoln found it in the couch fair and square!" Bobby exclaimed in anger as he and Lori both got in front of Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"Yeah! You guys don't just get to take whatever my kids and I get first!" Lori added in anger.
"Wait a second! If there was one quarter down there, then maybe there's more!" Lynn replied threateningly.
"Ahh!" Lori screamed.
"Oh no," Lincoln screamed with worry.
"Crap!" Ronnie Anne said in worry.
"Boo-boo!" Lily screamed with worry.
"Brace yourself, kids!" Bobby screamed in fear.
The girls all then pounce on Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Lily and their parents and they all fight over the quarter and the possibility of more under the sofa while Cliff runs off from the fight. Suddenly, Lynn Sr. and Rita enter.
"What in the name of... Lynn, what are they fighting over this time?" Rita asked angrily, "A nickel under the ottoman?"
"Nope. A quarter down the sofa," Lynn Sr. replied.
"Well, we better stop them before they start biting one another!" Rita commanded before Lola bites Lincoln.
"Ow! Lola!" Lincoln screamed in pain.
"Get away from him!" Lori shouted as she grabbed Lola away from Lincoln and she and Ronnie Anne both pinned her down on the floor, crushing her face a little.
"Too late. I better get their attention." Lynn Sr. then whistles and gets them to stop, "ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS!
Knowing that Lola was gonna tattletale just to get Lincoln in trouble, Lori spoke out very quickly, "Mom, Dad, you aren't gonna believe what I'm gonna tell you. I'm here to tell you that my son found a quarter underneath the sofa and my sisters fought over it!"
"Thanks for telling me that, Lori. I'll take it from here," Lynn Sr. started yelling at the girls, "ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! GET UPSTAIRS AND CLEAN THE ATTIC! That's punishment for fighting over money!"
The kids all groan and acquiesce except Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln.
"Well, this day is going well," Bobby commented as he followed them.
"That punishment makes no cents, "Luan laughs to rimshot but it made her father even more angry.
"Upstairs, young lady!" Lynn Sr. shouted to Luan.
"But, Dad. I..." Luan tried to confess but...
"No buts! To the attic! Now!" Lynn Sr. finished, "But that was a good one."
Inside the attic, they all entered and started cleaning it up.
"AND I WANT THAT WHOLE ATTIC SPARKLING! EVEN THE BACK CORNER!" he yelled loudly.
The kids look on to see the horror that is the back corner.
"But the back corner was my secret dark place," Lucy replied in fear and worry.
"It's Lincoln's fault we're up here, so he can do it!" Lola whined.
"Excuse me?! You all think this is Lincoln's fault? If I recall correctly, you girls were the ones who tried to take his quarter!" Lori shouted angrily at her sisters, "I didn't even do anything and neither did Bobby! Or Lincoln! Or Ronnie Anne! Or even Lily!
Lily blew a raspberry at the girls indicating that she agrees with what Lori said.
"Well, he shouldn't have found it in the first place!" Lola whined and the others agreed.
"Act natural, kids. Do not listen to them. It wasn't your fault," Lori said quietly to Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily.
"Thanks, Mom. We hear you," Ronnie Anne said quietly as she, Lincoln and Lily went over to the back corner.
"ANOTHER THING, WATCH OUT FOR THAT LOOSE FLOORBOARD!" Lynn Sr. added.
"What loose floorboard?" Lincoln suddenly steps on it and gets hit in the face by it. He falls down unconscious and Lori, Bobby and Ronnie Anne run up to him.
"Lincoln!" Lori screamed in fear.
"Lincoln! Are you all right, boy?!" Bobby asked with worry.
Suddenly, a voice is heard.
"Pssst! Over here!" Bobby suddenly notices the voice and turn arounds to see that Rita and Lynn Sr. are in a corner in the attic, "Can you come over here for a minute?"
Bobby then went over to them. "All right, guys! Is there a reason for this?" Bobby replied with reason.
"I am just saying, can you help us with something?" Rita asked him.
"We have a plan to get the kids to stop fighting over money," Lynn Sr. added as he gives Bobby an envelope, "Here. Take this envelope and put it somewhere where the kids can't find it."
"And don't tell the kids. Not even your own kids," Rita finished.
"OK, you can count on me," Bobby replied and snuck past Lori, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, Lily and the other sisters and over to the loose floorboard area, where Lincoln is still unconscious, and puts the envelope in the floorboard.
"Stupid loose floorboard..." Lincoln regained consciousness as he puts the floorboard back, but he and Lori both notice an envelope, "Hey, Mom, I think we found an envelope.
Lori then opens it up and finds a letter and she and Lincoln both read it, "Dear Future Residents of 1216 Franklin Avenue, my family always fought over money, so I decided to leave my fortune for you in the hope that you will share it. For a clue on where the money is hidden, reflect upon what I said here. Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet, the original owner," Lori then realized what it meant.
"Hey, guys! Check it out! I think we found this letter from the original owner!" Lori shouted, "She says she's hidden money in the house!"
"Yeah, right, Lori! Quit stalling. You and your son are not getting out of cleaning the attic this time!" Leni yelled, disbelieving and the other sisters agreed.
"Fine! We'll just do it by ourselves, just the five of us!" Lincoln shouted.
"Yeah, and when we do, it'll be all ours," Ronnie Anne said in agreement before suddenly, Lincoln suddenly steps on and gets hit by the loose floorboard again.
When he comes to, he sees that the others were are gone and Lori, Bobby and Ronnie Anne were all kneeling next to him
Lincoln then asked, "Guys, Where'd everybody go?"
"I don't know, hon. When you got hit by the floorboard, they said they had to do other stuff," Lori explained.
"Yeah, they're a bunch of crooks, aren't they?" Ronnie Anne agreed.
"We better check it out," Bobby suggested as they went downstairs to see what everyone is doing.
Lisa is using a metal detector in the hallway.
"Lisa? What are you doing?" Ronnie Anne asked Lisa suspiciously.
"Uh...just calibrating my dumb human detector," Lisa explained as she uses it on Lori, Bobby and the kids, "calibrated." and awkwardly leaves.
In Lucy and Lynn's room, Lynn was holding Lucy inside the laundry chute.
"Lucy...see anything?" Lynn asked her.
"Lynn! What are you doing?" Lincoln's question causes Lynn to drop Lucy down the chute and scream and land with a thud.
"Yeah, and was that Lucy?" Bobby added.
"Who? Me? No no," Lynn tried to hide it, "Just putting laundry down the chute."
"Are you sure, Lynn? Because laundry doesn't scream and go thud," Lori asked suspiciously.
"No, but nosy parents, kids and friends do," Lynn replied threateningly.
"Lynn, do not lie to us!" Lori growled at Lynn.
"Okay! Fine! I dropped Lucy down the chute!" Lynn confessed.
"Are you serious?! That was unacceptable!" Lori said angrily to a now scared Lynn, "Apologize to Lucy right now!"
"But Lori, I..." Lynn tried to explain but.
"APOLOGIZE! NOW!" Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all yelled in unison
"All right," Lynn then opens the chute, "SORRY, LUCE!"
"That's okay! I found a new secret dark place!" Lucy called.
The three of them then go downstairs and see Lola keeping hold of the chimney.
"Looking for something, Lola?" Lincoln asked suspiciously.
"Uh... no. I'm just...practicing for the...uh..." Lola nervously grabs a chimney sweep" ...Little Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant. He he."
" Oh, really?" Lori replied before they both leave and Lana pops out of the chimney covered in soot.
"There's nothing up there," Lana answered.
"There's gotta be! Now keep looking!" Lola commanded as she pushes Lana back up with the sweep.
In the basement with Luna and Luan...
"Hand me the flashlight," Luna commanded.
Lori, Bobby and the kids all overhear it as Luna and Luan are down in the basement checking the furnace and they come down to check on it.
"Luan?" Bobby and Lori both asked with worry.
"Quick! Hide!" Luna shouted as she shoves Luan in the furnace before she stands by whistling as Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all approach.
"Great. Luna, what are you up to now?" Lori asked with concern.
"Just...um..." Luna nervously she busts out some repair tools, "...practicing my drums?" Luna then bangs on the furnace.
"Can someone answer the ringing in my head?" Luan was dazed from Luna's racket as she then groans and faints. Lori then gets angry with Luna and takes the repair tools away from her.
"Luna Elise Loud! That furnace is not a drum!" Lori yelled at Luna with reason, "Do you have any idea what you're doing with your mind right now?!"
"It's just my rock obsession, Lori," Luna replied nervously.
"Well, try to concentrate more on house work like Bobby and I both do!" Lori growled at Luna.
Outside the house, in the crawlspace with Leni...
"Ugh! Gross! What is all of this? I don't know how all of this got here? Why didn't Mrs. Freaking DeMonet just tell me where the money is?" Leni growled to herself, "Now, hold on, I just need to get some light in here."
Once Leni finished, she gets out a flashlight. Once she turns it on, she shines the flashlight on a skeleton. At first, she briefly screams in horror, but suddenly realizes that it's actually a Halloween decoration and spoke, "Oh, right, that's just a leftover Halloween decoration from 1981."
Suddenly, Lori, Bobby and the kids enter.
"Leni, what are you doing down here?" Lori asked with concern, "And... and what is all this dust?"
"Ummmm. I'm sort of dusting in here," Leni said nervously as she dusted with her hands, "Jeez, there's so much dust in here that's covered up this whole crawlspace for over twenty years. I thought I was looking for the money in this house!"
"I KNEW IT!" Lincoln shouted.
Everyone has grouped together in the living room
"Okay, admit it to me, Mom, Dad, Ronnie Anne and Lily!" Lincoln explained, "You're all looking for the money, aren't you?"
"I literally admit to the five of you! We are looking for it," Leni replied casually.
"Uh, duh!" Lynn agreed.
"Hell yes, we are!" Luna agreed.
"Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock?" Luan asked.
"You guys didn't even believe the money existed!" Lincoln yelled at them.
"Yeah, the five of us are the ones who should get it!" Ronnie Anne yelled in agreement with Lincoln
"Yeah! You all thought that our kids were just stalling!" Lori and Bobby shouted in unison, agreeing with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"Forget that! I'm finding it for myself!" Leni shouted angrily.
"Not if I find it first!" Luan demanded.
"Yeah, dream on!" Luna shouted.
"It's mine!" Lana shouted.
They all start fighting again and pull Lori and her family into the fray.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr. came in and found out that they were fighting. He then whistles to get them to stop once more.
"All right, girls! I know you were all fighting again! Obviously, you haven't learned your lesson!" Lynn Sr. shouted at them, "All of you, back to the attic! Now!"
The LKs all go upstairs to the attic, while Bobby stayed with the parents.
"Guys, it didn't work!" Bobby said to himself.
"Don't worry, Roberto. We're not done yet," Lynn Sr. gave Bobby another piece of paper, "Here. It's another clue, put it somewhere where the kids can find it!"
"Roger that!" Bobby saluted before he ran upstairs to put the letter in the rafter.
Later, the kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and their parents secretly take another look at the letter.
"Guys, I think the answer must be in here somewhere. I know it," Lincoln explained.
"Well, how about there," Lori said as she pointed to a part of the letter.
"Reflect upon what I said here. What could that mean?" Lincoln asked as they then look in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter.
"I think that's what reflect means, guys," Lori explained.
"I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty boxes..." Bobby replied while the three of them got on a stack of boxes, but all of a sudden, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both find a paper and grab it.
"What's that?!" Lori looked behind Lucy suspiciously.
"Lucy, please mind your own business right now!" Lori replied, "Can't you see that the kids and I are trying to solve something with help from Bobby?!"
"Hey guys! Lincoln and his sister found another letter!" Lynn demanded as they take to the rafters and were ready to clobber Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln if they don't read it.
"What the... girls, what are you doing?" Ronnie Anne asked in anger.
"Yeah, is this even necessary to just get yourselves ready to clobber us?!" Lori asked in a stern voice.
"Yeah, why do you even have to gang up on us so much?" Bobby added.
"READ IT OR WE WILL KNOCK YOU ALL TO THE GROUND!" They all yelled in anger.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Calm down! We'll read it!" Lori shouted out, "Jeez, what is up with them today?"
With that, Lori, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all read the letter together, "Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.
Ronnie Anne then spoke out to everybody, "You guys, maybe we should listen to my mom and stop fighting.
"Yeah, arguing and fighting gets nobody anywhere fast!" Lori agreed.
"Yeah...we're all right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money!" Bobby demanded before he left.
"Hey! Bobby's going after the money!" the girls all follow suit.
"Wait!" Lincoln shouted as he goes after them but steps on and gets whacked by the loose floorboard yet again. But Lincoln later comes back to consciousness again.
"Lincoln. Are you okay?" Bobby asked as he and Lori both helped Lincoln up, "You really need to be more careful around loose floorboards, boy."
"Yeah, I'll remember that," Lincoln replied, "By the way, Mom, Dad, where did they all go?"
"Lincoln, why don't you and Bobby see for yourself," Lori replied with fear as she and Bobby then take Lincoln downstairs to see the chaos that the girls are making. She then got to them and tried to calm them down, "Guys! Guys! You have to listen to the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"
"Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!" Lola shouted angrily.
"OK, Lincoln, I know things look bad, like, really really bad, but don't worry we can get through this if we stick to..." but before Bobby can finish his sentence, Lincoln has already decided to join the battle, and he groans and runs down to the parents' room, "Guys, this isn't working! The LKs are turning into wild animals!"
"Honey, calm down! Lynn has a plan," Rita replied, "Right, Lynn?"
"Of course I do," Lynn Sr. grabs a letter and hands it to Bobby, "Here! Take this and go put it somewhere the kids can find it."
"Here goes, "Bobby then snuck into into Lisa and Lily's room with Lori following close behind her. They happen to find Lily who was in her crib. She giggles, "Shh, Lily. Lori and I are doing something very important."
They suddenly get an idea.
"Oh, wait! We have an idea! Lily, we'll put the letter on your diaper!"
"Poo-Poo!" Lily giggles, it's indicated that she just pooped in her diaper.
"Whew! He he, I guess we'll do it right after we change you!" Lori said softly and cutely to Lily.
With that, Lori went to change Lily's diaper.
"Ugh! Lily, if poop was money, you would be a millionaire by now. Ew!" Bobby commented in disgust.
"Lily, Bobby and I are very worried about the girls. I have a high feeling that they actually have gotten money fever just now," Lori explained to Lily.
Lily giggles and babbles.
"You're right. They do need our help. We must stop this madness! It's all that money's fault! The money is evil! The money must be destroyed!" Bobby shouted before he put the letter on Lily's diaper, and Lori covered it up by putting the white pants back on her and placed her back in the crib, and they both headed out immediately, "And the only way I can do that is if I find the money first!"
Bobby then snuck past the Loud siblings who are all still fighting, and headed outside where Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles.
"Smell the money, boy!" Lana commanded as Charles sniffs the dollar, "Now go find more!" Charles eats her dollar which was enough to set Lana off, "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" before she chases after the dog.
"I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet!" Lucy performed a séance, "Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit," but she started to lose her patience, "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"
"What did Sharon say?" Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln all asked with worry.
"SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!" Lynn growled before she then fires tennis balls at Lincoln and the other two but they both duck and make Lucy take the blow and escape. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.
"Hey, look!" Luan then pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket, "I found the bread! And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out.
"Hey, what the... What are you doing, Luna?" Lori asked with concern but Luna busts out one of her amps.
"STAY OUT, GUYS! THIS IS OUR TURF!" Luna growled at them.
"Oh no!" Lori exclaimed in fear before Luna blasted her, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln with a killer wail.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!" Lana still chased Charles into her room.
"Hey, Lana, have you found your dollar yet?!" Lori called before Lola comes in in her princess car and rams her, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln to the side and blocks the door.
"OH, NO, YOU DON'T! HOW ABOUT YOU DUMB BABIES SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!" Lola shouted.
"Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" Lincoln replied before he, Ronnie Anne and Lori search every nook and cranny in his room to no avail, "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"There has to be some around here somewhere," Lori added in fear before suddenly, the sisters burst in ready to search Lincoln's room, much to their shock but Lori and Ronnie Anne decided to fight back and try to fend them off like a lion tamer.
"HEY! HEY! GET BACK! BACK, YOU WILD ANIMALS! BACK, ALL OF YOU!" Lori yelled to the girls.
"I FOUND IT!" Leni called.
"YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!" the sisters shouted.
"What? NO, YOU LITTLE..." Leni yelled angrily, "AUGH! I FOUND MY MISSING LEGWARMER SOCK!"
"I guess this means the money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!" Lola demanded before they all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck, "The dining room!
They search there and still can't find it.
"No, not in here," Leni replied.
"The living room!" Luna demanded.
Once again, no sign of the money.
"Lily's room!" Luan demanded.
Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search.
"GRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! We've literally searched the whole house, and we haven't even found anything from that damn Sharon Demonet Letter!" Leni yelled angrily.
"Maybe we missed something in the letter!" Luna growled.
The girls all glare at Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln who know where this is going.
"Excuse me, but... what are you doing?" Ronnie Anne asked them.
"Let's be honest here! We're not supposed to fight, you know that?" Lori tried to explain but...
"GET THEM!" Leni yelled and they all started fighting over the letter but unfortunately, they tear it apart.
"Look what you did!" Lola whined angrily.
"You're the one who ripped it!" Lana shouted angrily.
"Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?" Luna asked in anger.
"We're not," Lincoln denied.
"Why?" Lana asked in shock.
"hat are you talking about?" Luan asked in anger.
"Well, what we're talking about is that all you girls did was fight over it!" Lori yelled furiously at her sisters. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned all of us about!"
"Mom's right! Think about what happened and try to make it up for us," Lincoln said as he and Ronnie Anne agreed and the girls all started to feel regretful for what they did, as they look at the pieces of the now destroyed clue.
"Guys, Lori and her kids are right," Leni said sorrowfully, "Fighting over money is what got us into the mess in the first place."
"Yeah, we probably don't even deserve the money after everything we've done," Lana agreed sorrowfully.
"Bro, we're sorry for everything we put you through today," Luna replied sorrowfully.
Suddenly, there came overlapping apologies from the sisters.
"It's OK, guys. We're just as guilty as you are. We're sorry, too. How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." Lincoln took out the quarter, "...we all share it equally."
"Okay," Lisa replied nervously.
"Sure," Luan agreed sorrowfully.
"Sounds good," Leni replied sorrowfully.
"Yeah, I kinda like that," Luna agreed sorrowfully.
"I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles," Lana shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces which disgusted them.
"Let's not..." Lincoln replied disgustedly and the others agree, but suddenly, Lily comes crawling out from her nap.
"Oh no. Mom, I think your sisters woke Lily up from her nap," Lincoln replied nervously.
Lori responded by picking her daughter Lily up, "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did Mommy's noisy sisters wake you up from your nap?" Lori said softly as she makes cute faces to Lily but something is attached to Lily's butt.
"Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?" Lynn asked in surprise.
"Lynn, you're right," Ronnie Anne said as she takes the map and unfolds it, "It's...a map! Mom, Lincoln, I think we should read this."
With that, Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln started reading, "If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! "Congratulations! You're almost there!" The kids cheer over this discovery.
"But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?" Lincoln asked with concern while the others think about that for a brief moment.
"Wait. I think Bobby must have done this. I remember what he did," Lori explained.
"Who cares about who did that?!" Lola denied, "Let's find the money!"
They all head out on the search as they ran to the backyard. Suddenly, the kids come across a big X.
"X marks the spot," Lincoln said to himself.
"Ooh! I love solving for X!" Lisa shouted.
"Lisa, this is not math!" Lori explained, "Care to do the honors?"
"Ready, Mom," Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both shouted as they both grab some sandbox shovels and start digging.
"DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" the sisters all chanted for him.
"I've got some experience digging holes," Lucy said as she joins Lincoln and Ronnie Anne on the digging.
"DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" the sisters continued chanting.
"Digging is fun for the hole family!" Luan commented.
"DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" the sisters continued chanting.
"Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?" Lana suggested.
"You got it, sis!" Luna then started strumming her acoustic guitar as Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement.
"Wow! A briefcase hidden underground?!" Lori remarked, "That is like the most amazing thing I've seen in our backyard besides the treehouse we all built earlier this month. I wonder what's in there."
"Me too, Mom. We better find out," Lincoln then takes the briefcase out from the ground but notices something rather unfortunate, "Guys, it's locked!"
"Not to worry, bro! I'll handle this one," Leni replied before she took the briefcase, pulls out a barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters, "What the...? Ugh! There's more to my head than just being a bossy teenage girl, you know."
Once Leni unlocked the briefcase, Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln open the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real. Just then, Bobby popped out of the bushes.
"Oh no, what are they doing?!"
"Five...hundred...DOLLARS!" Lola shouted out and the kids gasp again.
"So, if we share it equally, that means we each get..." Lincoln paused for a few moments, "Fourty-one dollars and sixty-seven cents each."
Suddenly, Bobby gasps, not hearing what Lori, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln and Lisa said about splitting the money.
"Oh no! I'm too late! I gotta do something!" Bobby realized before he started running to them, "DON'T WORRY, GUYS! I'LL SAVE YOU!"
The Loud siblings gasp, as they see Bobby running towards them. Suddenly, Lori joined in with him and they both grabbed the briefcase from Lincoln.
"Mom, Dad, what are you doing?!" Lincoln asked them.
"We've got to save you from this wretched case of money! It's evil!" Bobby shouted, "I'm going to destroy it before someone gets killed! I don't wanna lose you, guys!
"I don't wanna lose you guys, either!" Lori agreed.
"Ugh! Lori, Bobby, stop acting like such big babies!" Lola complained.
"We're not acting like big babies! Bobby and I are telling the truth!" Lori shouted.
"But you sided with us before, Lori!" Lana complained.
"Well, I take it back now! Bobby's being true to himself!" Lori continued, "Money can corrupt you guys and make you all greedy and selfish and bitter and corporate dickheads!"
"Oh puh-lease, I mean, we're literally not fighting over money anymore," Leni complained.
"Huh? You're not?" Bobby asked in surprise.
"No, we're not. Don't worry, Mom and Dad, it's all taken care of," Lincoln replied.
"Yeah, we all agreed that from now on, whenever we find money, we're gonna split it equally," Ronnie Anne agreed.
"Wow! That's great!" Bobby replied happily.
"Oh, yeah! We almost forgot about you, honey," Lori realized, "So, Lise, if we split the money with Bobby and Ronnie, that means we'll each get thirty-eight dollars and fourty-six cents."
"Aww, thanks guys," Bobby replied softly.
"Yeah, thank you," Ronnie Anne replied.
"No problem. Now, it's time to celebrate," Lincoln shouted happily.
The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding.
"YEAH! WOO-HOO!" Luna shouted.
ALL RIGHT! HERE COMES THE GOOD STUFF!" Lucy shouted.
"ONE! TWO! THREE!" Lola spread some of the money out.
"All right! Come on, guys! Let's do us a little tango!" Bobby shouted.
Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Lily and their parents Bobby and Lori were jumping for joy as they started doing the tango and played the bongos on their cheeks. Leni was also jumping for joy as she also started doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness. Just then, the Lori, Bobby and their kids came in.
"Wow! I can't believe it, you guys! The plan actually worked! I gotta thank Bobby for this," Lori explained.
"It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus," Rita replied, "Are you ever gonna tell them that you're Sharon DeMonet? Because I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it.
"Yep. All part of Sharon's plan," Lynn Sr. replied.
"And you did a very good job," Rita explained.
"Yeah, good job, guys. We couldn't have done it without you or Bobby or the kids," Lynn Sr. replied while Rita gives them a kiss on the cheek and Lynn Sr. pats them on the head.
"Oh, and one more thing! Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?" Lori shows them the destruction from the kids' previous free-for-all.
"No. No it was not!" Lynn Sr. replied.
"Well, I guess that means we can Sharon DeCleanUp right away!" Lori demanded as she hands some of them a broom each.
"Well, that's very nice of you, Lori!" Rita agreed.
"Yeah, Mom, I'm glad that you and Dad and us kids are helping with them!" Lincoln said as he and Ronnie Anne agreed with Lori.
"Who would have guessed now would be a good time to clean up the mess?" Bobby said to himself.
"To the attic!" Lori and Ronnie Anne both shouted out.
With that, Lynn Sr., Rita, Bobby, Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln were all now in the attic cleaning up together, making it something that will get them away from the other sisters' ruckus in the house.
"Money. There just isn't a lot of it in the Loud House," Lori said to herself, "But when there is, it's good to know that from now on, the whole family will all share it."
"Yeah, truer words could not have been said," Bobby replied as the six of them continued sweeping together in the attic.