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Out of the Closet
Hair ruffled and shirt, he assumed, oddly buttoned he emerged from the storage closet with the greatest care looking about to make sure no body was watching. She'd stayed behind to get dressed more carefully.
No one was there so he snuck away from the closet, smiling broadly.
However, he'd been seen on security cameras.
"Ha!" gasped one of the guards who called the others over.
"He's wearing a woman's shirt!" Cried one.
"I never thought I'd see the day when he'd finally came out of the closet!"
"And he did so quite literally." Pitched in the original.
The End