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Janet (Note: Funnier if you've seen the RHPS.)
"Damn it, Janet!" Tony muttered under his breath. His blonde date had canceled on him for another.
"I love you…" sang Ducky.
"What?"
"Oh! Were we not going to sing?" Ducky asked, a bit disappointed.
"You know of the Rocky Horror Picture show?"
"Of course he does, silly. He's my Riff-Raff!" Abby smiled from behind Ducky. Tony wasn't sure where she'd come from, obviously it wasn't earth…
"But you play Columbia… and that means… EW! You have ELBOW SEX with DUCKY?"
"We're lovers." Abby smiled.
The End